Just got caught in the act

Sparta said:
He's probably wanted by the FBI and doesn't know it yet.
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That'd be fairly difficult to manage considering he lives in Australia. At one LAN we did have the SAPOL (South Australian Police) down when someone discovered kiddie prons on a PC left unattended. They would have quickly handed whatever they got to the Federal Police.
 
Out of my 117 gigs of porn I am proud to say that there is not one hentai related piece in it.
 
That you know of. There's bound to be something in there.
 
There is not a single one. I am certain of this.
 
Krynn72 said:
There is not a single one. I am certain of this.
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Someday you'll be fapping furiously, excitedly clicking the "next" button in Windows Preview, when suddenly a giant cartoon dick will appear on your screen.
 
Dear Ravioli,

I was just going over all of your past threads, out of pure boredom. Well, I actually stuck to the ones that I posted in, but I still went as far back as the forum's pruning settings would allow, which happened to be around 2007

To put it succintly, LOL
 
We should all set up our own hl2.net porn tracker, and just share porn all day long.


Thats what our forefathers wanted us to do! Thats why they invented the INTERNET

EDIT:

lol Sinkoman, even i myself am to scared to look at my own history of posts.
 
This one was particularly epic.

EDIT: Nvm :p I feel rude just posting it up
 
Darkside55 said:
I share this forum with amateurs.
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Hey, back up. That's not _all_ my porn. That was just my old hentai collection that I've grown out of.

On my S drive I've got:

11kcdb8.jpg


And my H drive has 24.5GB in various folders, and my N drive has 13.2 GB.

And it would be a hell of a lot more if I hadn't deleted a bunch for space.

But anyway, comparing porn folder sizes is so noobish and old, and I was fearing that's what this thread would turn into.
 
Well, we can all agree that none of us are as awesome as the people who upload/downloads 500 terabytes of porn on private porn trackers. Those ppl are ****ing insane

im jealous


Also:

Vegeta897 said:
Hey, back up. That's not _all_ my porn. That was just my old hentai collection that I've grown out of.
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this.
 
I never keep evidence.Although i have ****ing 3 computers in the house , everybody always gets on mine.Also , i suck at hiding things , so i just mostly go on porn streaming sites or 4chan :3
 
There are good videos , like those penthouse ones.Redtube is practically leaking ads , while the other sites load awfully slow.
 
Streamsites are awesome, but private porn trackers is were the good shit is at.
 
Baserape> said:
Having a westside wank in your bed/bedroom is so old skool. Try something new. Like wanking in your moms closet with fishnet stockings over your head while hanging yourself with her leather g strings.
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o.0
o my
 
I guess we're finished talking about jerking. :(
 
Vegeta897 said:
That's not _all_ my porn. That was just my old hentai collection that I've grown out of.
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I know you didn't say that's all your porn. We were comparing hentai porn folder sizes. You noticed I mentioned porn 01 is an external drive, and that it's numbered "01," right? ;)

I still can't compare to Kyorisu's friend Terra, though.

But anyway, comparing porn folder sizes is so noobish and old
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Fool! This is the internet! All we have are our e-peens!
 
Ennui said:
This thread is great. I haven't lol'd as hard as I did reading whoever it was that wanked in the backseat with their parents in the car as I have on this forum in years.
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Since we are on the subject, when I was over in Tokyo with my Japanese ex we were in the back of a car in a carpark, when my nice girlfriend makes a very not nice horny bid for my junk...and someone was in the front passenger seat.

I eventually managed to pry her hungry hands from my manhood without making enough of a fuss to wake up the person in the front seat.

Could have been quite embarrassing to get caught!
 
Pics.

I don't remember you ever posting pics of this supposed Japanese girlfriend.

You must have pics.
 
I'm not surprised Vegeta is the ones who asked pics of your Asian gf.
 
Not because I want to see an asian girl, but because I want to make sure she's ugly, as I suspect she is.
 
Never been caught although been times I've heard mum coming up the stairs and had to be like "Whoa! I'm changing! Hold on!" It seems a pretty good cover story because I normally do it post-shower when in just a towel so it's all good.

My friend and I sometimes share details of the websites we use and we both find it slightly weird that there is even a chance one of us has used the same material as the other. Is that weird?
 
It's possible that you began "using" that material and finished "using" that material at the exact same times, and that your hands were passing through a portal in space and you were actually jerking each other off without knowing it.
 
Vegeta897 said:
It's possible that you began "using" that material and finished "using" that material at the exact same times, and that your hands were passing through a portal in space and you were actually jerking each other off without knowing it.
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Reading this post set me on a train of thought that ended with me picturing a man performing autofellatio using the portal gun.

I fear for my heterosexuality.
 
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