Captain M4d
POWER OVERWHELMING
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Good question.
I like a familiar face?
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Good question.
I like a familiar face?
could have tried to let her finish for you, way to cock block yourself
WAIT....did your sister see you blow your load? If that's what happened then you are the man.
haha oh wowi just wanted to punch my dick to lay down but that only makes him stronger. cold water and staring at Susan Boyle helps a bit.
Got caught once in my entire life.
I was 13.
It was the family computer room.
I was looking at Pokemon hentai.
I was on my knees with my cock completely out.
The door had no lock and it was to the left of me.
My sister barged in.
Blood curdling screams.
I blew my load the hardest I'd ever blown it whilst having a heart attack.
We never spoke of what transpired that day.
I guess I'm the only one in the world that has doors that can lock.
The only way I could get caught is if I forgot to lock the door, which has happened before but nothing ever happened.
Never been caught massaging the salami, but one time many years ago my ma walked in on me while I was in bed.
With my girlfriend.
I especially love how she stood there oblivious as to why I was telling her to get the **** out.
Then she got the hint and buggered off and I went back to doing what I do best. :smoking:
I once walked in on my sister and her BF of the time though.....oh god...why did I remind myself!?
*scratches eyes out*
I never knew you were this awesome.Got caught once in my entire life.
I was 13.
It was the family computer room.
I was looking at Pokemon hentai.
I was on my knees with my cock completely out.
The door had no lock and it was to the left of me.
My sister barged in.
Blood curdling screams.
I blew my load the hardest I'd ever blown it whilst having a heart attack.
We never spoke of what transpired that day.
But of course, the only reason you would lock your door is to fap, or something of that nature. Your parents aren't stupid, you know. Effectively, you still get caught.
I can imagine you walking around half asleep aimlessly with your dick in your hand just pumpingThis thread is great. I haven't lol'd as hard as I did reading whoever it was that wanked in the backseat with their parents in the car as I have on this forum in years.
I am pro-level, never been caught in a solid decade of wanking. But then, my door has a lock. Although sometimes I'm lazy and wank in other places around the house (laaate at night when I'm at home) or apartment (when nobody else is here). I imagine one of these days that's going to produce a heart attack for somebody.
I laughed at this for two minutesGot caught once in my entire life.
I was 13.
It was the family computer room.
I was looking at Pokemon hentai.
I was on my knees with my cock completely out.
The door had no lock and it was to the left of me.
My sister barged in.
Blood curdling screams.
I blew my load the hardest I'd ever blown it whilst having a heart attack.
We never spoke of what transpired that day.
Why on earth would you delete that? Atleast SHARE it with a few people first!!!
That's... one way of putting it. I doubt it'll be here tomorrow.This thread is starting to get really interesting.
You know, you can always not do it. Join a support group or something.
It can kill you, you know.
19 yrs old
You know, you can always not do it
I keep expecting Ravioli to stop being so..... well anyway, he hasn't.
Why on earth would you delete that? Atleast SHARE it with a few people first!!!
Never been caught massaging the salami, but one time many years ago my ma walked in on me while I was in bed.
With my girlfriend.
I especially love how she stood there oblivious as to why I was telling her to get the **** out.
Then she got the hint and buggered off and I went back to doing what I do best. :smoking:
My hentai folder is quite small, but very well organized.
noobcaek
I share this forum with amateurs. Fucking amateurs. Let it be known that I, DARKSIDE, am the big hentai fan! Behold my vast collection, sorted by genre, country of origin, series, characters, and fetishes for ALL TASTES!I just deleted my big hentai folder recently, it was about 9gb
Actually it's a different drive. External drive.He just renamed his harddrive to Porn 01
is there a need to download that much
I share this forum with amateurs. Fucking amateurs. Let it be known that I, DARKSIDE, am the big hentai fan! Behold my vast collection, sorted by genre, country of origin, series, characters, and fetishes for ALL TASTES!