Just got caught in the act

[Captain M4d]

Good question.
I like a familiar face?

 

[CyberPitz]

could have tried to let her finish for you, way to cock block yourself

*gag*

no tnx.

 

[Lucid]

WAIT....did your sister see you blow your load? If that's what happened then you are the man.

Yeah pretty much.
The door sort of stuck because of all the humidity in the house so she had to really push the bastard open.
So it literally flew open and slammed against the wall, sufficiently scaring the cum & shit out of me.

She always used to ****ing come to the house unannounced and just sneak around, the bitch.

Basically after that happened I always waited to have my happy time at around midnight and I made sure that the doors in the house were locked and everyone was asleep.
That is until I got my own computer in my room when I was like 16, but then I got my first girlfriend too and I started to cut down on beating my meat since I had to bottle it up for sex.

 

[Levaetus]

i just wanted to punch my dick to lay down but that only makes him stronger. cold water and staring at Susan Boyle helps a bit.

haha oh wow

 

[jverne]

i hate masturbating...but i do it anyway.

 

[Barnz]

Got caught once in my entire life.

I was 13.
It was the family computer room.
I was looking at Pokemon hentai.
I was on my knees with my cock completely out.
The door had no lock and it was to the left of me.
My sister barged in.
Blood curdling screams.
I blew my load the hardest I'd ever blown it whilst having a heart attack.
We never spoke of what transpired that day.

 

[nurizeko]

Never been caught massaging the salami, but one time many years ago my ma walked in on me while I was in bed.

With my girlfriend.

I especially love how she stood there oblivious as to why I was telling her to get the **** out.

Then she got the hint and buggered off and I went back to doing what I do best. :smoking:


I once walked in on my sister and her BF of the time though.....oh god...why did I remind myself!?

*scratches eyes out*

 

[Sheepo]

I keep expecting Ravioli to stop being so..... well anyway, he hasn't.

 

[PvtRyan]

I guess I'm the only one in the world that has doors that can lock.

The only way I could get caught is if I forgot to lock the door, which has happened before but nothing ever happened.

But of course, the only reason you would lock your door is to fap, or something of that nature. Your parents aren't stupid, you know. Effectively, you still get caught.

 

[Ennui]

This thread is great. I haven't lol'd as hard as I did reading whoever it was that wanked in the backseat with their parents in the car as I have on this forum in years.

I am pro-level, never been caught in a solid decade of wanking. But then, my door has a lock. Although sometimes I'm lazy and wank in other places around the house (laaate at night when I'm at home) or apartment (when nobody else is here). I imagine one of these days that's going to produce a heart attack for somebody.

 

[Shift]

Never been caught massaging the salami, but one time many years ago my ma walked in on me while I was in bed.

With my girlfriend.

I especially love how she stood there oblivious as to why I was telling her to get the **** out.

Then she got the hint and buggered off and I went back to doing what I do best. :smoking:


I once walked in on my sister and her BF of the time though.....oh god...why did I remind myself!?

*scratches eyes out*

I too once walked in on my sister and her boyfriend just before they were about to get busy, and Martin (they're engaged now and he's is sorted) fell of the bed in shock and my sister was just laughing. I quickly exited.

 

[Vegeta897]

Got caught once in my entire life.

I was 13.
It was the family computer room.
I was looking at Pokemon hentai.
I was on my knees with my cock completely out.
The door had no lock and it was to the left of me.
My sister barged in.
Blood curdling screams.
I blew my load the hardest I'd ever blown it whilst having a heart attack.
We never spoke of what transpired that day.

I never knew you were this awesome.

But of course, the only reason you would lock your door is to fap, or something of that nature. Your parents aren't stupid, you know. Effectively, you still get caught.

Like someone else said already, it's nothing like getting caught in the act. I couldn't care less if they know I'm fapping. They'd know I was even if they didn't encounter my locked door.

 

[Dog--]

This thread is great. I haven't lol'd as hard as I did reading whoever it was that wanked in the backseat with their parents in the car as I have on this forum in years.

I am pro-level, never been caught in a solid decade of wanking. But then, my door has a lock. Although sometimes I'm lazy and wank in other places around the house (laaate at night when I'm at home) or apartment (when nobody else is here). I imagine one of these days that's going to produce a heart attack for somebody.

I can imagine you walking around half asleep aimlessly with your dick in your hand just pumping



Also I think this would be funny to ask: Who here has jerked it to Hentai?

I remember when I first got here there were always those thread on 'PIXELIZED PORN IS GROSS EWW' in the politics forum, but now.. hmm.. Answer the question, all!

 

[Ravioli]

From time to time yes, but only if its dedicated towards certain...fetishes...i have.

My hentai folder is quite small, but very well organized.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

noobcaek

Collection growing exponentially D:

 

[Ravioli]

No videos, i find them annoying, they just loops :/ Pictures captures the true beauty in 1 frame.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

There's a magic to both forms. Just one costs 33gbs atm.

 

[Ravioli]

I bow to you sir, even though hentai isnt my favorite pr0nz to collect, which is why i dont have a lot of it.


This thread is starting to get really interesting.

 

[Vegeta897]

I just deleted my big hentai folder recently, it was about 9gb of pictures.

 

[Ravioli]

Why on earth would you delete that? Atleast SHARE it with a few people first!!!

 

[ríomhaire]

Got caught once in my entire life.

I was 13.
It was the family computer room.
I was looking at Pokemon hentai.
I was on my knees with my cock completely out.
The door had no lock and it was to the left of me.
My sister barged in.
Blood curdling screams.
I blew my load the hardest I'd ever blown it whilst having a heart attack.
We never spoke of what transpired that day.

I laughed at this for two minutes

 

[Vegeta897]

Why on earth would you delete that? Atleast SHARE it with a few people first!!!

Gelbooru.

Have fun.

 

[kupocake]

This thread is starting to get really interesting.

That's... one way of putting it. I doubt it'll be here tomorrow.

 

[Shyam]

You know, you can always not do it. Join a support group or something.


It can kill you, you know.

19 yrs old

You know, you can always not do it

Yeah, good luck with that.

 

[Krynn72]

I never got caught. Many close calls, but I've always managed to hide it. Theres been a couple times where I'd just hidden my dick under my shirt and they had no idea, so then struck up a conversation. Happened once with my sister who was like 12 at the time :/ Not a comfortable position for me.

 

[Shyam]

I keep expecting Ravioli to stop being so..... well anyway, he hasn't.

You are expectim maturity from Halflife2.net forums ?

Spoiler

HAHAHAHAHAHA

and also

Spoiler

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Sheepo]

There is a huge gap between HL2.net immaturity and whatever the hell is wrong with Ravioli.

 

[Higlac]

Why on earth would you delete that? Atleast SHARE it with a few people first!!!

Reminds me of this:

 

[jet_porkins]

Never been caught massaging the salami, but one time many years ago my ma walked in on me while I was in bed.

With my girlfriend.

I especially love how she stood there oblivious as to why I was telling her to get the **** out.

Then she got the hint and buggered off and I went back to doing what I do best. :smoking:

What do you mean by that?

 

[Darkside55]

My hentai folder is quite small, but very well organized.

noobcaek

I just deleted my big hentai folder recently, it was about 9gb

I share this forum with amateurs. Fucking amateurs. Let it be known that I, DARKSIDE, am the big hentai fan! Behold my vast collection, sorted by genre, country of origin, series, characters, and fetishes for ALL TASTES!

 

[Wanted Bob]

Good lord, I dont know whether to be impressed or horrified.

Also, as soon as I saw the thread title and "Ravioli" I knew what this was about.

 

[Sparta]

Spoiler

He just renamed his harddrive to Porn 01

Unless you're horrified at the rest of the thread, in which case... What is it that's horrifying? How much HL2.net loves hentai? That is pretty odd actually when you take into account the average age is 22 on here.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Ha no, hentai is fine, hardly horrifying. If that is indeed all hentai though that is a LOT.

In other words, it was kind of a joke...

 

[Darkside55]

Spoiler

He just renamed his harddrive to Porn 01

Actually it's a different drive. External drive.

 

[Sparta]

Yeah, I never understood how someone could have THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of porn images stacked away in a folder to the extent where they have 9GB of porn.

Seriously, is there a need to download that much in the age of ADSL2+ and streaming?

 

[Darkside55]

is there a need to download that much

There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet; it isn't going to download itself.


Plus sometimes you just want to save things. Call it archival purposes.

 

[Letters]

So not only do you guys save your porn to a HD, but some of it is just IMAGES?

Poor souls.

 

[kupocake]

If you don't save them to your hard-drive, how are you going to add *insert famous celebrity name here*'s face onto them?

Oh, Hentai? Let's try that again.

If you don't save them to your hard-drive, how are you going to photoshop the penis on?

 

[Wanted Bob]

Knowing Hentai, they probably do that for you anyways...

 

[Kyorisu]

I share this forum with amateurs. Fucking amateurs. Let it be known that I, DARKSIDE, am the big hentai fan! Behold my vast collection, sorted by genre, country of origin, series, characters, and fetishes for ALL TASTES!

No that would be a mate of mine Terra. He has a bunch (Raid arrays, many many arrays) of full 1+TB drives. Apart from what he downloads himself he just backs up whatever I've got when we get together at a LAN.