Kill the person above you.

[outpost]

Rape..

 

[AntiAnto]

Rape..

It is so unfashionable.

 

[dream431ca]

Steal your pokemon cards! LOL!!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

On the count of three: ONE I PULLLLLL OUT MY GUN!
TWO: TELL ME SOME ANSWERS OR IM GONNA SHOOT THIS BITCH!
THREE: IM GONNA SHOOT THIS BITCH! AH R KELLY COME OUT TEH CLOSET!........

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Woah shit, did my brain has broken out into a seizure of stupidity? Cool................... Eh I shot him....... again..... yeah.......... awesome

 

[dream431ca]

On the count of three: ONE I PULLLLLL OUT MY GUN!
TWO: TELL ME SOME ANSWERS OR IM GONNA SHOOT THIS BITCH!
THREE: IM GONNA SHOOT THIS BITCH! AH R KELLY COME OUT TEH CLOSET!........

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Woah shit, did my brain has broken out into a seizure of stupidity? Cool................... Eh I shot him....... again..... yeah.......... awesome

You missed!! Your aim is as bad as Counter strike!! LOL!!

 

[Muffin Man]

suicede bombing

 

[Duz]

*cuts your wrist*.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You missed!! Your aim is as bad as Counter strike!! LOL!!

*Uses aimbot and scores a headshot* BOOM HEADSHOT!

And as for you Duz.......... Chokes him to death with a wire.

 

[outpost]

Rape..

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hires a monkey to rape Outpost ..............

 

[bam23]

I will use my super duper indestructible robotnuclearrocektsupercat

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=18745&d=1130088777

hahaha, that cat pwns your mother****ing cat!

 

[DreamThrall]

/me sends this entire thread to Jack Thompson, causing him to become so explosively furious that he detonates with the power of a 999 billion megaton nuclear bomb, killing the entire planet.

 

[bigburpco]

*Pokes DeathThrall to death*

 

[MiccyNarc]

*hump*

 

[Que-Ever]

Death by licking.

 

[Steven]

*kills Que-Ever via penial organ.*

I made this post so I could call Duz a n00b, Duz you're a n00b.

 

[ktimekiller]

*me shuves his fot up steve's ass, as he suffers from constipation after several days, and dies from explosion of the blatter*

 

[dream431ca]

me puts EMO spell on Ktimekiller.

 

[WaterMelon34]

*blam* *cha ching* I am..FORSAKEN!

 

[panda_rage]

grabs watermellons jaw and snaps it backward leaving it hanging loosely from his face. then grabs a dollar coin and inserts it under his eyelid, levers out his eyeball then stabs a long metal tube into his face. then procedes to pour acid into his face.

 

[Firebox]

*calls army of malevolent, grumpy old ladies to gangbang Panda_rage*

 

[panda_rage]

NOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!!
/me dies

 

[Jintor]

Sends a bunch of people who don't care about the environment to kill of pandas, thus destroying the panda's rage FOREVER.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Check sig.

 

[jerkasaur]

*grabs sulkdodds' face and rubs it on concrete untill his eyes pops out*
this is the 4th time i'm killing sulkdodds...hehe.

 

[Steven]

*Turns jerkasaur into Sulkdods and Sulkdods into jerkasaur thus killing jerkasaur via Sulkdods*
:|

 

[15357]

*Has inteligence officers arrest theSteven, then put him in a dark room with no light and a temp of 16.7C for 17 years. Then airdrop him into California in July.*

 

[HunterSeeker]

Forcefeeds 15357 a cyanide container, and knocks him uncounscious to prevent him from throwing up, and waits for his stomach acids to break the container and for 15357 to die of cyanide poisoning.

 

[$kelet0r]

*says - "South Korea is a communist utopia"

he'll die quicker that way :E

 

[15357]

*says - "South Korea is a communist utopia"

he'll die quicker that way :E

*glugbrgggrgg*

 

[Raziaar]

*glugbrgggrgg*

I'd feed him to dogs. A strange twist of fate. (note. this is ONLY based on stupid generalizations and stereotypes of koreans).


And if somebody says something related to cows and beef regarding me(burgers, etc)... i'll kill you.

 

[jerkasaur]

*hangs Raziaar from his noise untill he dies*

 

[Sulkdodds]

/me hangs jerkasaur from his nose until he dies

 

[$kelet0r]

batters sullkdodds to paralysis with level 12 PENIS!!!!!
then can-cans him to death

 

[Llama]

/kills everyone with his LEVEL 34 PENIS!!!!!!!!1

 

[JNightshade]

/kills Llama with his level 35 penis. Then goes and levels up for a bit :naughty:

 

[Evo]

*beats JNightshade over the head with Jason Newsted's base, then puts him inside Lars Ulrich's base drum during Whiplash*

\o/

 

[Ennui]

*infuses Evo with Truth serum which shows him how un-awesome Metallica really is, and he immediately kills himself*

 

[Evo]

/dies

*while attending Evo's funeral Ennui is shot by a pre-paid assasin of Evo's to murder the man who led to Evo's death*

 

[Dog--]

*shoots the Assassin with a tranquilizer dart, then ties him up, and cuts out his eyes, and makes him eat them, then cuts open his stomach and strangles him with his own intestines*