Miscellaneous the Second

[VirusType2]

wow. Looking out this giant window at the library, and reading what I type....

I think I'm one of those people that I can't stand


I'll have to work on that.

bye

 

[highlander]

So you lost?

Basically....

 

[Lucid]

4CHAN IS FINALLY DEAD.

 

[Que-Ever]

how's that.

 

[Shakermaker]

how's that.

http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

 

[sinkoman]

Well, interview went... Err... Ok...

I ended up waiting for 15 minutes at the Customer Service desk, with nobody around to help me, just waiting... and waiting... Until a clerk saw me and asked why I was there, then proceeded to phone in that I was waiting... and waiting...

Interviewer eventually sent me up to a breakroom full of people I don't know, to wait for her, which was... Awkward... and I waited... and waited, until it was PAST my scheduled interview time, at which point I figured "**** this, i'm going to talk to the manager, and if I have to wait any longer i'm out of here".

So I walked into the managers office, at which point the manager, who is apparently my interviewer, told me to sit and that she'd interview me in a second.

Now I have to take a piss test sometime within the next 48 hours. Dunno how that's going to happen :/

 

[Que-Ever]

Well, interview went... Err... Ok...

I ended up waiting for 15 minutes at the Customer Service desk, with nobody around to help me, just waiting... and waiting... Until a clerk saw me and asked why I was there, then proceeded to phone in that I was waiting... and waiting...

Interviewer eventually sent me up to a breakroom full of people I don't know, to wait for her, which was... Awkward... and I waited... and waited, until it was PAST my scheduled interview time, at which point I figured "**** this, i'm going to talk to the manager, and if I have to wait any longer i'm out of here".

So I walked into the managers office, at which point the manager, who is apparently my interviewer, told me to sit and that she'd interview me in a second.

Now I have to take a piss test sometime within the next 48 hours. Dunno how that's going to happen :/

Sneak in a bottle of a clean friend's piss, and pour that into whatever they give you to fill. Should work, as long as you keep it warm. Uh, unless they watch you.

 

[sinkoman]

Sneak in a bottle of a clean friend's piss, and pour that into whatever they give you to fill. Should work, as long as you keep it warm. Uh, unless they watch you.

Oh no, that's not the problem. I'm 100% clean atm, passed the last test my mom gave me. I just don't know how i'm going to cart my ass down to the testing facility, seeing as i'm not allowed to drive anymore.

 

[Solaris]

What job is this that requires a drugs test?

 

[Krynn72]

Every job?

 

[Pesmerga]

I didn't have to take a piss test for my job... man, if they required piss tests at my job, 90% of the kitchen would be gone.

 

[sinkoman]

I didn't have to take a piss test for my job... man, if they required piss tests at my job, 90% of the kitchen would be gone.

Meh, i'm pretty sure that it's not only voluntary, but also just an initiation piss test. I'm about 90% sure that they don't random drug test, not to mention they literally asked if I wanted to take a test...

EDIT: I'm bored. Gonna go suck some dick.

 

[VirusType2]

Finished the application for the apartment! It was lengthy.

I'm bringing it over to the manager tomorrow morning


man I hope I get it


awesome

 

[Qonfused]

Sufjan Stevens is so ****ing ridiculously amazing.

 

[Que-Ever]

I just realized the date I set up with that girl at one o'clock on saturday is right in the middle of a river rafting trip I'd had planned for the last two months.

 

[Krynn72]

Take her on a river rafting trip.

 

[Que-Ever]

I can't D:

or else I would.

well, it's not like we had anything really planned... we were gonna meet at a park next to an elementary school and wander around.

 

[Qonfused]

well, it's not like we had anything really planned... we were gonna meet at a park next to an elementary school and wander around.

elementary school and wander around.

elementary school

Do you have something you want to tell us?

 

[Krynn72]

 

[Que-Ever]

Do you have something you want to tell us?

Hey, she suggested it. I actually live next door to a park (literally next door, there's a tennis court and everything and it's damn annoying) but not only would it be a bit awkward to have me and a girl at the park next to my house (which is a lame park anyways) but it would be a totally uncool. "Yeah, my mom wanted to keep an eye on me, so yeah..."

 

[Krynn72]

Does she know where you live? If not, then you would have had a nice escape route to your house if the date went sour.

"Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom, i'll be right back" Then run off into the woods. She'll think youre taking a leak behind some trees, but really you'll be at home on the couch watching tv.

 

[Que-Ever]

Does she know where you live? If not, then you would have had a nice escape route to your house if the date went sour.

"Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom, i'll be right back" Then run off into the woods. She'll think youre taking a leak behind some trees, but really you'll be at home on the couch watching tv.

Huh, I'll have to try that.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Hey /m/ im bored what should I do?

EDIT: Hey look 1k posts!

 

[Que-Ever]

post count reset. And what is /m/ supposed to mean.

 

[Krynn72]

miscellaneous... like /b/ is random


Hes a 4chanfag

 

[VirusType2]

I have a confession.



I've never visited 4chan

actually, I visited it today because someone put a link saying it was gone. I was like damn. It must have been good if they closed it down.

 

[Pesmerga]

Yeah, moot shut down /b/. I don't know why! Ahhh! Will it come back? Please say it will.

Oh wait, it's back.

 

[French Ninja]

/b/ day is nigh!

I hope he shuts it down for a week.

lulz will occur


edit: Oh wow...I just went there.

truly a sad day for the internet

 

[AKIRA]

fresh prince of bel-air was such an awesome sitcom.

I swear the 90's was the decade of sitcoms. Seinfeld, Friends, Fresh Prince, Married With Children, etc..


AWESOME.

 

[French Ninja]

*after some more readings*

Oh sure, they (moot and the "internet hate machine") blame Chanology for "the cancer"

I've been there for over a year and a half and /b/ has always sucked

Not to mention that I haven't even seen a single chanology post in ages on there.


They only have themselves to blame for the shitfest that is /b/

edit: I take back what I said about moot.
trolling the "internet hate machine" by faking outrage was glorious

 

[highlander]

So mother****in tired Ugggggggh

 

[VirusType2]

So mother****in tired Ugggggggh

same here. Think I'm going to bed in a few. I've got shit to do tomorrow and I'll sleep until 2pm at this rate.

 

[highlander]

Godamn work....I don't get paid enough for this shit

 

[Druckles]

How'd you forget?

Because there are so many fora

 

[Kula Meenur]

Last exam for this semester 2moz. Juvenile Justice.


Wish me luck!

 

[Iron Kat]

I can finally get back on here again. The reason I couldn't visit yesterday is bloody, f***ing Pipex cut off our internet access. They've been taken over by Tiscali which explains why they're such c***s.

 

[Druckles]

Last exam for this semester 2moz. Juvenile Justice.


Wish me luck!

:O Good luck!

My last exam last year was a further maths paper. I managed to miss off the last question. Try not to...

 

[taviow]

Last exam for this semester 2moz. Juvenile Justice.


Wish me luck!

GOOD LUCK MAN!!!

caps

 

[Kula Meenur]

Kay mate!

Thanks

 

[Druckles]

The reason I couldn't visit yesterday

You know you don't have to visit.