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Ravioli said:
Jesus ****ing christ, i think i just broke the world record in premature-ejaculation, i mean it barely lasted 20 seconds... (just me and my hand btw)
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Hmm, I might benefit from such imagery. Why don't let me know where I can get this?
 
I don't remember getting to level 14. Must've done it yesterday. Whatever, I'll not go up a level today.
 
it is ten thirty at night and it is eighty four degrees farenheit. that is TWENTY NINE DEGREES CELCIUS at TEN THIRTY PM.

I did not shower today, so my hair is all greasy and I smell not so good and I haven't shaved since sunday, I have no shirt on, and I feel damn sexy.

and now I have no pants.
 
Its 1:30am here and its 74 degrees Fahrenheit, with a chance of thunderstorms in the afternoon. I just had to put on deodorant because my armpits were getting sticky. I just got back from my uncles house after taking over my sister's babysitting business after she had already put the kids to bed, and I made 20 bucks for watching 2 hours of history channel on a big hdtv.
 
^ sweet job man, that's gravy

I just wanted the world to know that I'm taking off my pants now. Who knows what can happen. Sometimes one thing just leads to another. Can't really leave my penis and my hand alone together. I really shouldn't leave them together alone like that, but damn if it isn't comfortable to do some pants less computing.
 
****ing Receiving End of Sirens has a song with 11 minutes of silence at the beginning. I hadnt realized that the music stopped playing, so when it started up again it scared the shit out of me.


I blame VirusType2.
 
For a second there I thought this was on page two. Pretty 'Miscellaneous' xD

Oh, and what happened with that 4chan thing, apparently /b/ died and moot did some shit irl, I don't know much about it because I don't go on /b/.
 
Ravioli said:
Jesus ****ing christ, i think i just broke the world record in premature-ejaculation, i mean it barely lasted 20 seconds... (just me and my hand btw)
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Wow, that was incredibly inappropriate. And yet I feel I need to scar other peoples minds by quoting it.
 
Had the scariest dream last night. Gonna go play some SWAT and try to mellow out now. See ya in a few.
 
TF2 is very bleh compared to SWAT 4's epicness.
TF2 pre-load complete, off to SWAT 4 again.
 
am i the only one around here that hates ALL SWAT games with a passion? :|
 
Went to the doctor's today to get a tetanus shot after I stepped directly onto a nail while tearing down a shed yesterday. Also, my new camera (D200) came today and it's... I came.
 
Cavalry said:
TF2 is very bleh compared to SWAT 4's epicness.
TF2 pre-load complete, off to SWAT 4 again.
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Too bad SWAT 4's MP is fairly shit nowadays unless you're LANning with people that you know. :(

Again, hit me up on xfire or Steam some time this weekend.
 
I feel like someone ****ed my urethra with a 2897748325737 CC syringe full of speed and crack. I can't see bitch.
 
Once I pre-load and play for the free tf2 weekend, do I have to pay for the game afterwards ( don't intend on buying it yet)?
 
I haven't had a hot shower in almost a month.



My school doesn't seem to think that warm water is needed in the summer, and that 10C is an acceptable showering temperature.




Or that they just don't like spending money.

You get used to it.
 
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