The Monkey
The Freeman
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What do you people think of David Bowie?
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What do you people think of David Bowie?
What do you people think of David Bowie?
I have to Say those Valve guys really got some awesome technology going for them...apparently the last update for TF2 was on December 31, 1969.... at least according to my steam update thing D-:
then again the update lists nothing so...yeah, I don't really know what's going on.
anybody know what the latest update did?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH lol.It is rather easy for me here as well. I'm 19 and legal age is 21, and I have so many connections to get drinks. It is rather simple. Plus, the one market we usually purchase beer from has 40s starting at a dollar and rising to $1.89.
I'm sorry sinkoman. If you weren't in Honolulu, you'd have beer by now from me.
Also, the other night I was rather drunk at this party, and this girly and I that I've been mad crushing on for a while started making out. Twas a fun party. I've been hanging out with her ever since.
It is rather easy for me here as well. I'm 19 and legal age is 21, and I have so many connections to get drinks. It is rather simple. Plus, the one market we usually purchase beer from has 40s starting at a dollar and rising to $1.89.
I'm sorry sinkoman. If you weren't in Honolulu, you'd have beer by now from me.
Also, the other night I was rather drunk at this party, and this girly and I that I've been mad crushing on for a while started making out. Twas a fun party. I've been hanging out with her ever since.
God dammit. It seems like around these parts, I can find everything BUT alcohol. Hell, we used to burn because it was easier to find buddha than it was to find somebody to buy us alcohol.
I know a guy with a fake ID, a guy that's 21 but currently wants me dead (no joke, man came at me with a hammer and said he was waiting for me with a gun...), and a friend of mine has a cousin that's 21, but unfortunately not only has a job, but is also a ho, meaning that when she's not at work, she's usually getting nailed, so it's hard to get her to help us out.
Stealing alcohol is no good too. Not only does hard liquor get boring after a while (i'd like to see you try and tax enough beer for 4 people...), but i'm technically not supposed to steal things anymore, so...
Funny story, we were up airsofting, and I demanded that my friend send his cousin a text message saying that I had a huge dick.
She replied asking for my age and pictures.
I love whores!
We need:
A snappy wisecrackin sidekick, something like Chris Tucker from Fifth Element mixed with the Blues Brothers and a little dash of Roger Rabbit. You have transportation to the Bronx (125th st. Harlem on metro north, 138th street on the six train). You have a decent laptop you could bring or a desktop you'd be willing to set up in our office. You are willing to do bitch work for no money, cranking all day Saturday and Sunday, and will be grateful for the opportunity to hang with us in our crazy setup (3 designers and like 5 interns in a 1500 sq. ft. apt., getting silly with the design cracked out on monster energy drinks and screaming at each other while crying for it to stop).
We have:
Infinite coffee and Red Bulls. A dog and a cat. No space. An a** whoopin with your name on it. Free parking. HPV. "Daddy Issues." A sewing machine. A handful of rice. I have to stress again how crazy this is going to get and how much is going to be expected of you. I want someone who is going to go f***ing nuts.
Overview:
Motion Graphics, Game Design, a little bit of web design, some video editing. Weekend job, Saturday and Sunday. Learn After Effects and C4D. Learn about The Industry. Make three valuable professional contacts (aka three losers who nobody cares about, we burned all our bridges and flushed our careers down the toilet straight out the gate, but yea we will write you recommendations etc.). Do boring work that we don't want to do. Don't need to dress or act professionally, don't need to show up on time, don't need to shower, DO need to stay long hours.
About Us:
We are three professional motion designers who are looking to start-up our own company, and are using the weekends as a test-bed to see if it would be possible to be self-supporting and quit our fulltime jobs. We also have a ton of side/personal projects that we'd like to see come to fruition but just don't have the time to do it all ourselves. You don't have to show up early in the morning or put on professional airs, we are art-school failures living on our parents' dimes as well. You will be expected to stay at least 8 hours a day.
We Pay: Jack sh*t
Please send:
A resume, a nice cover letter, a nasty cover letter, viruses, FBI traps, death threats, whatever you got. Keep in mind I will not open or look at any of these things. I need to see WORK. Send a reel, a website, scraps, whatever you got that shows you do not have the design skills of the dude from Sling Blade.
What level whitewater? I love raftingWent river rafting today, was damn fun and I'm all sunburned to hell.
and what is the deal with swimsuits? They always seem to have a seem down the middle, in your ass crack, shoveing your package to one side, or splitting it in two. Goddamn.
Me too.I'm a f*ggot for Fruity Pebbles.
What level whitewater? I love rafting
all females should wear a one piece swimsuit. at all times.
Of course I would get sick the day before my last exam. ****ing lousy immune system.
you prefer girls to wear a bikiniI am curious towards your reasoning.
you prefer girls to wear a bikini
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I want to have a different user name every day. Today I shall be
Dr.Penis