Miscellaneous the Second

[Sam]

Young woman at the library can't keep her eyes off me and she looks so good.

How to approach the danger?

also, just took a shit, and I know the fumes have probably informed her of this activity. Is this sexy or a deal breaker?

Shit in her eyes.

 

[VirusType2]

ah she slipped away from me when I wasn't paying attention. I should have sat across from her.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hung out with some college chicks on the beach. Satan bless brunettes.

 

[Iron Kat]

I don't know what to do now. I'm hungry and tired, so I don't know if I should have a snack, then got bed, or ignore the hunger pangs and just go to bed. Help!

I decided what I would do: I decided to have a snack. I had two pieces of toast (YES, I'VE EATEN YOUR CHILDREN, TOASTER-CHAN, AND THEY WERE DELICIOUS!!!), one with peanut butter on its own and one with peanut butter and bramble jam (that's jelly for you yanks!).

 

[Mech Man]

WTF is bramble jam? Sounds like jam with thorns in it >.>

 

[Sam]

WHAT?

 

[Iron Kat]

WTF is bramble jam? Sounds like jam with thorns in it >.>

Proper name for blackberry jam. That's what my mum calls it.

 

[Mech Man]

Uh hu... so i shouldnt have put thorns in my jam then?

hehe... 555 posts

 

[VirusType2]

Hmmm interesting thread lol

i'm gonna be going to the OC fair with the missus.

what

Sinkoman showed us a picture of you as an attractive young lady.

 

[Mech Man]

Guys im bored , should i go steal some beer from the fridge again?

Edit : F**k , were all out ><

 

[Sam]

what

Sinkoman showed us a picture of you as an attractive young lady.

Lesbians.

Guys im bored , should i go steal some beer from the fridge again?

Edit : F**k , were all out ><

Go get more.

 

[Mech Man]

I cant , im 15. Besides its ... whatever time it is.

 

[Iron Kat]

I still can't get the smegging Sigur Ros song out of my head and it's hours since I last listened to it! I'm probably going to have it in my head all night until I go to sleep and wake up up with some obscure song in my head instead!
Anyways, going to get ready for bed now. Night night!

 

[VirusType2]

there are some books here from 1901 that are like 30 pounds (weight) and about ****ing gigantic sized. I had to stand up to flip the pages. It felt like I was practicing witchcraft or something

 

[Mech Man]

When i have a song stuck in my head i just hit my head , then the song falls out... Hurr...

In all seriousness though try getting a different song stuck in your head , it doesnt fully work for obvious reasons but it keeps your mind fresh because its different.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I cant , im 15. Besides its ... whatever time it is.

Beer:thirty p.m. mother ****ers.

 

[Mech Man]

Damn you and your age!

 

[Stigmata]

Beer:30 P.M. sucks and is of poor flavour. Weed:00 is where it's at.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Damn you and your age!

Beer sucks, jack off with grease and blubber.

 

[Mech Man]

Wtf just happened? i got logged out for no reason then it said i was logged in , i could see myself logged in , but it wouldnt let my actual self log in... wierd.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Hey naggers.

Heya mate!



Just got back from our anni with the missus. Meal was good, drinks were good opera was good and the night after was even better! and she loved the little bear i got her as well (amoung other things of course!)

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

OH SNAP.



Nice one.

 

[Vegeta897]

OH NICE.


Snap one.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

OH NICE.


Snap one.

HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY.




Snap into a Slim Jim.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Cheers

 

[kineaesth]

Lrn2pic.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Lrn2lololololololololol.

 

[Kula Meenur]

^What he said.

 

[lefty]

Yeah, saw dark night again. YEAH.

 

[DigiQ8]

I can't see it till next Saturday

 

[Pesmerga]

Batman kills Dumbledore.

 

[DigiQ8]

Stop following me everywhere i post..

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Satan kills the bunny.

 

[Skaadi]

I'm seeing it at IMAX!!!!

 

[Pesmerga]

Batman kills IMAX.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Journey To the Center of the Earth was awesome, also. REALD3D LOLOMFG GIANT ROCKDICKS.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Christian Bale kills his parents. Christian Bale becomes Batman. Batman kills Christian Bale.

 

[lefty]

Christian Bale kills his parents. Christian Bale becomes Batman. Batman kills Christian Bale.

Dinosaur eats man... woman inherits the earth.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Earth thrown into chaos.

 

[Kula Meenur]

DigiQ8 inherits the imagedump.