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There is no food in my house... I am eating peanut butter and milk. I can feel my arteries clog as I speak.

I feel a little dizzy, brb.
 
lefty said:
There is no food in my house... I am eating peanut butter and milk. I can feel my arteries clog as I speak.

I feel a little dizzy, brb.
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I've had a Tostino's 'party pizza' every day for about 2 weeks.
 
I think you guys are missing my point.

You do know of Virus's situation right?

Actually I'm not completely up to date as of where he's living and how he's getting by, but...
 
Tostino's is like Dollar store pizza

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sorry, it took me 5 minutes to type that for some reason. A story about Digorno Pizza and my budget wasn't quite entertaining enough and didn't make it into the post.

There, I put a condensed version

I've got some ideas on careers that I'm looking into, but I am still ****ing unemployed. I have to go out and look every week day.
 
Well with the amount he's posting and the things he's been talking about recently, he seems that he's still in a somewhat stable position.

VirusType2 said:
Tostino's is like Dollar store pizza
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You should buy some of the cheap ass mother ****ing stuff my dad buys from walmart.

30 cent boxes of mac & cheese.
 
I'm down to like 1,200 dollars. At this rate, I'll have no money saved up by the time I get a job and will have to start over again saving for a different place to live.

This is why it's important to not be in debt, and to save your money to get you through tough times and unexpected financial ... ruin. You never know what might happen. That's why I'm better off financially than the majority of Americans, even though I have been unemployed for like 2 months.

Once again, I am prompted to post Desiderata, to explain how I deal

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perennial as the grass.

Take kindly to the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.

Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Max Ehrmann c.1920
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My brother completely lacks the concept of saving.

Though, he and I are both good about not wanting to be in debt, and only pay for things in full right now.
 
I used to be really irresponsible with my money. I'm talking $2000 dollar stereo and $1400 wheels on a $2000 car.

Being responsible with money is something I have learned to do only in the past few years. It's been really helpful since I tend to go from job to job.


I love you guys.
 
We love you too Virus!

Question... if I shave more frequently than I do now (which is relatively infrequently), will my beard grow in fuller and faster, or is that just an old wives tale? I'm assuming it's an old wives tale and is entirely genetic.

Just confirmed my suspicion on snopes. <sigh>

Oh well. My dad can grow thick full beards quickly(I don't want a huge beard, just to be able to grow more full stubble). Guess my moms side has further negative genes, not just the depression.
 
Okay so I'm going to bed now... after staying up and watching tons of chemistry videos.

Anyways... a funny thing.

Kofi Annan of the United Nations is now involved in Nigerian Money Offers... the silly goose sent me an e-mail. :upstare:




From:
"united nations" <[email protected]>

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UNITED NATIONS ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.
UNITED NATIONS LIASION OFFICE
LONDON UNITED KINGDOM
WIRE TRANSFER/AUDIT UNIT

Our Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX027
PHONE: +0044 7024031962

ATTN:Sir/Madam :

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed 3 months which ended 2 days ago with the UNITED NATIONS BOARD OF TRUSTEES AND AUDITORS with new secretary to the United Nation Mr. Ban Ki-moon.

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$500,000,00 each.

This includes every foriegn contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Mrs. Veronica Amadi
of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC as he is our representative, contact her immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$500,000,00.This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you throuh Courier Services and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.

Therefore, you should send her your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want her to send the Draft to you.


Contact Mrs. Veronica Amadi immediately for your Cheque:
Person to Contact Mrs. Veronica Amadi
E-mail : [email protected]
Cell phone Call Me 234-8037 6223 56

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft.

Making the world a better place,
MY BEST REGARDS.

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Mr. Kofi Anan
Former secretary to
The United Nation.
And New
secretary to the
United Nation
Mr. Ban Ki-moon.






:LOL:
 
This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you throuh Courier Services and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.

Therefore, you should send her your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want her to send the Draft to you.
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lol ****
exercise Caution In Your Business Affairs, For The World Is Full Of Trickery. But Let This Not Blind You To What Virtue There Is; Many Persons Strive For High Ideals
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VirusType2 said:
I used to be really irresponsible with my money. I'm talking $2000 dollar stereo and $1400 wheels on a $2000 car.

Being responsible with money is something I have learned to do only in the past few years. It's been really helpful since I tend to go from job to job.


I love you guys.
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VirusType2 said:
take some pictures
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Soz left my phone in the caaaarrrrr :(

<3

Best of luck my good man.

Raziaar said:
Yeah, we want to see those boulders!
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Cheeky bugga!
 
You are advised to contact Mrs. Veronica Amadi
of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC as he is our representative, contact her immediately for your...
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A hermaphrodite? D:
 
That...

Sir, that is the most amazing .gif I've ever witnessed.
 
More more more more moermoermeomreoeormormoemromroemroemr
 
Okay you have to put all of them in the image dump, now!
 
Holy shit - I love those animations.

:_D

I laughed until it looked like I was crying at the first 2 you posted


I was depressed as ****ing shit before I saw them too
 
Aha, I was right. I was also right in thinking I had seen it before.
 
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