Miscellaneous the Second

[Bad^Hat]

I bet it took you like three tries to get the combo right.

 

[highlander]

First graders? pfft, punching babies is better.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Babies? Pfft, amateurs. Punching the corpse of a pregnant fetus inside of an ex convict's urethra is where it's at.

 

[kineaesth]

Babies? Pfft, amateurs. Punching the corpse of a pregnant fetus inside of an ex convict's urethra is where it's at.

How old is the ex-convict?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Late 20's.

 

[kineaesth]

Pushing it, but okay. Goodnight chaps.

 

[sinkoman]

The frasier episode with Phillis.

This is ****ing awesomel.

Awesome TV...

AWESOME!

 

[highlander]

I need too take a shit, but I can't be bothered. :|

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I need too take a shit, but I can't be bothered. :|

Give birth.

 

[highlander]

I can't be bothered...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Then die.

 

[VirusType2]

Pushing it, but okay. Goodnight chaps.

Alright, goodnight. But first. Give me an ipod.

 

[Mech Man]

/rams ipod into Virus' eye.

 

[Raziaar]

Man... Some days I really hate being awake. Most days I cannot smell the inside of my nose, like it should be, but some days I have this really odd smell that is entirely coming from the inside of my nose. Something malfunctions and I can smell the snot in my nose!

Ugh. It's not a bad smell, but it sucks smelling something constantly when normally I smell nothing since nothing is overpowering enough to be smelled.

 

[Mech Man]

stop sniffing glue then it will go away.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

start sniffing vapo-rub then it will go away.


Alternatively, blow your nose.

 

[Raziaar]

I always clear out my nose after waking up.

 

[Cormeh]

What a time to begin your illustrious cocaine addiction!

 

[Raziaar]

If I had the wealth to do so, I would be so on top of that!

 

[lefty]

Man... Some days I really hate being awake. Most days I cannot smell the inside of my nose, like it should be, but some days I have this really odd smell that is entirely coming from the inside of my nose. Something malfunctions and I can smell the snot in my nose!

Ugh. It's not a bad smell, but it sucks smelling something constantly when normally I smell nothing since nothing is overpowering enough to be smelled.

I hate that, it always has like, a chemically smell.

 

[Ennui]

If I had the wealth to do so, I would be so on top of that!

that would be immensely unwise of you dear raz

 

[Raziaar]

that would be immensely unwise of you dear raz

As if I was serious.

 

[Iron Kat]

If I had the wealth to do so, I would be so on top of that!

When Ennui quoted this, why did I read 'wealth' as 'white teeth???!!!!

 

[lefty]

You tell me.

 

[Raziaar]

When Ennui quoted this, why did I read 'wealth' as 'white teeth???!!!!

My teeth are so whitened they're fluoride brown!

 

[Geogaddi]

The frasier episode with Phillis.

This is ****ing awesomel.

Awesome TV...

AWESOME!

Wow, I watched it last night too. Amazing.

 

[highlander]

Biscuits for breakfast, woot!

 

[Raziaar]

You don't use that crazy British "biscuits" in Australia that means cookies do you? I hope you actually mean biscuits, like biscuits and gravy.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Biscuits make me shit.

 

[highlander]

You don't use that crazy British "biscuits" in Australia that means cookies do you? I hope you actually mean biscuits, like biscuits and gravy.

They're anzac biscuits. home-made ones. yummy!

 

[Mech Man]

Biscuits and gravy? Wtf? Biscuits are not supposed to go with gravy , they taste crap if you use that combo.

 

[Iron Kat]

Biscuits and gravy? Wtf? Biscuits are not supposed to go with gravy , they taste crap if you use that combo.

So seconded!!! What the hell do you mean by biscuits, then, Raz?

 

[Qonfused]

Biscuits and gravy is delicious.

OM NOM NOM

 

[Iron Kat]

That looks.....gross. Completely gross.

 

[Qonfused]

You're uncivilized.

 

[Iron Kat]

No, I'm English. AND DON'T SAY THAT THAT'S THE SAME THING!!!!

 

[Mech Man]

Thats neither biscuits nor gravy.

 

[highlander]

Biscuits and gravy is delicious.

Snip

OM NOM NOM

:|


No. mine DEFINITELY don't look like that.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

So what do you guys call these things?

 

[Raziaar]

American Biscuits:

British Biscuits:

Crazy British people.

Biscuits & Gravy is delicious by the way... when the biscuits are good and the gravy is a really well made white gravy.