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I just found pictures of me doing backflips into a pool and people looking at me like a jackass.


Although I did wait for them to pass infront of me for the ensuing splash so maybe I am.
 
apply mascera on a dog and then gently caress my feet while i make hotdogs
 
Haaaaarrrrrraaaaaadddddriiiiiiiimmmm!!!!!
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/faint
 
I just saw some really wierd show on tv that involved ninjas doing it...
 
I'm doin the therapies, lul.

The guy I'm going to is such a hard-ass. Which is nice, it was actually kind of liberating to talk to someone who wasn't afraid to ask some hard questions of me. He talked about change a lot, too. I think he may secretly be Barack Obama. A white, mustachioed, africaan-accented Obama.

Hmm.
 
Accuse him of being Barack next time you see him. Watch him morph into him before your eyes
 
smack my cat with an oven mit and then pour milk in my gas tank
 
**** up your toilet so it won't fill up with water, take a shit in the dry porcelain bowl, fill the bowl up with your piss and top it all off by ejaculating onto your feces.





You win.
 
**** up your toilet so it won't fill up with water, take a shit in the dry porcelain bowl, fill the bowl up with your piss and top it all off by ejaculating onto your feces.





You win.

yank my hair while i get a boner and then rest your head on my shoulder while we cry ourselves to sleep.
 
Akira i'm watching Three to Tango atm and that comment made me feel really uncomfortable...!



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