Miscellaneous the Second

[lefty]

You mean "Never Gonna Give you Up" by Rick Astley?

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Yeah, I thought of putting that, but was too lazy.

 

[lefty]

Not too lazy to make me hate you.

On a realated note, I'm listening to the Fratellis. You guys can snipe me if you want.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Just finished watching the Toxic Avenger. NJ's only superhero

I think I recognize some of the areas in the movie too. Oh boy.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

That's frightening. Now I want to see it.

 

[French Ninja]

John Stalvern waited. The fireflies above him blinked and sparkled in the air. There were Bigfoots in the woods. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to his hunting friend Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a Bigfoot hunter for fourteen years. When he was young he watched clips of Bigfoot on TV and he said to dad "I want to hunt the monsters daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY BIGFOOTS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the woods because of the smell he knew there were Bigfoots.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Bigfoots!"
So John gotted his hunting rifle and blew up the tree.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the Bigfoots.
"I will shoot at him" said the Sasquatch and he threw poop. John shooted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the tree fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the Bigfoots" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the Bigfoots"
And then John was a baby Sasquatch.

 

[FishBulb]

**** me! Felt something on my wrist and thought it was probably a strand of hair or something. Wiggle my hand a bit, look down and see a spider.

Killed it good, but still feel itchy everywhere.

 

[highlander]

it gave you AIDS.

 

[FishBulb]

Well shit.

I'm gonna take it outta the bin and stomp on it some more.

 

[highlander]

do you know what type of spider it was?

 

[FishBulb]

Nopes, small and black was all I saw before I smooshed it beyond recognition.

 

[Vegeta897]

Nopes, small and black was all I saw before I smooshed it beyond recognition.

Oh, you noticed it was black huh.

Racist.

 

[VirusType2]

I had a spider come down from the ceiling before my eyes last night. I kicked my chair back so fast the wheels were spinning.

It looked like a green glass strider. Actually, it's legs were so long and thin, they were almost transparent. Thinner than a human hair.

 

[FishBulb]

I can't help it!

Disney movies taught me black = evil.

 

[highlander]

Vicariously, I live while the whole dieeesss!!

Tool are awesome.

 

[Zephos]

Gathering tonight... WITH ALCOHOL!

Clearly, it's a great weekend thus far.

Life is grand.

 

[Sliver]

Haha

I just watched Toxic Avenger also.

<33

 

[Kula Meenur]

Eurobar at nine-oclock tonight with the missus. Until then, chillin' straight billin'.

 

[lefty]

****, I can't sleep. I almost half slept for a couple hours, but my body was just playing a trick on me. I had some water, I think I was a little dehydrated. I'll try again later.

 

[Druckles]

As I said, I post the first thing that comes into my head. But right now I don't have anything in my head. Well, short of these here words. And a headache.

 

[lefty]

I guess now would be a good time to tell you, there's a key behind your right eyeball. It unlocks the door to your friend's cell. He will die in ninety seconds. Make your choice.

I guess that explains the headache.

 

[Iron Kat]

I'm my own for two weeks now! I'll probably spend quite a bit of that time alone, but I'll ask my mates round as well, so that I won't be completely on my own.

 

[Zephos]

Gathering tonight... WITH ALCOHOL!

Clearly, it's a great weekend thus far.

Life is grand.

and now i'm sobering up.

 

[Adabiviak]

Going to the Lake Cunningham skatepark with some friends today - have been drooling at that fullpipe since it was poured. Has anyone else ridden there?

 

[Stigmata]

Shamrock says (2:48 PM):
DUDE
Shamrock says (2:48 PM):
GUESS WHAT
Dave // battlenose says (2:48 PM):
what
Shamrock says (2:48 PM):
I KNOW HOW THE MEET THE PYRO IS MADE!!
Dave // battlenose says (2:48 PM):
WHAT
Dave // battlenose says (2:48 PM):
oh lawd
Shamrock says (2:48 PM):
well
Shamrock says (2:48 PM):
i know how they are going to intro him as a guy
Shamrock says (2:48 PM):
camera starts from the back
Shamrock says (2:48 PM):
and slowly goes towards him
Dave // battlenose says (2:48 PM):
>
Shamrock says (2:48 PM):
and is down at the feet
Shamrock says (2:48 PM):
then starts to pan up
Shamrock says (2:49 PM):
and it shows the pyro putting the flamethrower and gas pack on his back down
Shamrock says (2:49 PM):
and the pyro takes off his helmet
Shamrock says (2:49 PM):
and long
Shamrock says (2:49 PM):
lucious
Shamrock says (2:49 PM):
hair
Shamrock says (2:49 PM):
starts flowing everywhere
Dave // battlenose says (2:49 PM):
rofl
Shamrock says (2:49 PM):
and the camera starts to slowly pan around whilst the pyro shakes it's head of full long hair
Shamrock says (2:49 PM):
and the pyro ends up being
Shamrock says (2:50 PM):
http://bp3.blogger.com/_YsIHHYwMUV8/Rv7Z_7SIGXI/AAAAAAAAAJM/6dl5pd80fIc/s1600-h/fabio+trimmed.jpg
Dave // battlenose says (2:50 PM):
HAHAHAHAHAHA





I thought it was relevant.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I thought it was relevant.

It's relevant due to it's irrelevance?

Either way, lol.

 

[MFD00M]

Going to the Lake Cunningham skatepark with some friends today - have been drooling at that fullpipe since it was poured. Has anyone else ridden there?

i thought i was the only person who skated on this forum.

 

[Qonfused]

Boobs.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

HOLY MOTHER ****ING SHIT I HAVE GOD DAMN BRAIN FREEZE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN SOMEONE PLEASE ****ING KILL ME.





Oh wait, all better now.

 

[Phobie]

Boobs.

Ya srsly man.

 

[Sam]

HOLY MOTHER ****ING SHIT I HAVE GOD DAMN BRAIN FREEZE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN SOMEONE PLEASE ****ING KILL ME.





Oh wait, all better now.

Man, I would love some ice cream right now. Don't think we have any though. Looked in the freezer and the section that would have the ice cream in has microwave burgers and hot pockets. **** hot pockets, they just tear through your digestive system then force themselves out the other end along with about half of your small intestine.

I would love some ice cream right now.

 

[Sheepo]

I'm beginning to miss her

 

[Phobie]

I'm beginning to miss her

Who? Tell us oh Corpypants.

 

[97AndyMacK]

Ooooh, brain freeze. Ouch, hate that. Norm get it when I eat/drink cold stuff after Freerunning. Or when listening to Abba. Dunno why.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Man, I would love some ice cream right now. Don't think we have any though. Looked in the freezer and the section that would have the ice cream in has microwave burgers and hot pockets. **** hot pockets, they just tear through your digestive system then force themselves out the other end along with about half of your small intestine.

I would love some ice cream right now.

I'll shove a Hot Pocket right up your ass mister.

I'm beginning to miss her

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ^_^

 

[Sheepo]

Who? Tell us oh Corpypants.

Girl from camp. I'll see her in like 2 weeks. She lives sooo far away

 

[Phobie]

You're amazing.

YOU'LL FALL IN LOVE AND RUN AWAY AND WHEN YOU'RE AN OLD MAN you'll probably just ignore her while she makes you dinner.

 

[Sam]

I'll shove a Hot Pocket right up your ass mister.

Please don't.

 

[Sheepo]

You're amazing.

YOU'LL FALL IN LOVE AND RUN AWAY AND WHEN YOU'RE AN OLD MAN you'll probably just ignore her while she makes you dinner.

Ideal situation: Mac-n-cheese lunch with General Tso Chicken for dinner every day for my entire life

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Please don't.

Too late piss bitch.