Miscellaneous the Second

[Iron Kat]

edit: also thank you iron kat ilu<3333333

ILU. Toaster!!! <3333333

 

[Eejit]

Sorry, is my jaded cynicism towards life showing?

 

[Phobie]

 

[Pesmerga]

I just can't wait till our Misc. 30th thread, so we can title it Misc XXX and Phobie and Toasterchan will be forced to post tits.

 

[Phobie]

Post its?

 

[Stigmata]

Post eats?

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[Phobie]

Toaster are you actually a flattkins?

I am not

[edit] Just to clarify, I kind of wish I was. Skinny flat chested girls always look great in clothes...and out I guess. But they wear everything really well. Not anorexic, I mean naturally.

 

[Pesmerga]

Who says I don't want to see prepubescent boy chest?

 

[Shamrock]

Phobie and I don't have tits. We're flat as prepubescent boys.

We have to stuff our bras ;_;

Toaster are you actually a flattkins?

I am not

Teets. Nao.

NSFW!

Spoiler

 

[Phobie]

I didn't. REMEMBER?

 

[Raziaar]

Toaster doesn't get the nickname Caldera for nothing.

 

[The Monkey]

All I ask is that you treat me like a man.

 

[Shamrock]

lava flows from my nipples ;_;

That sounds tasty. Can I has some LAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

 

[Raziaar]

lava flows from my nipples ;_;

Once did anyways... before it all collapsed.

Be happy though, because one day it's very possible they could explode in spectacular fashion and devastate large swaths of the world.

 

[Druckles]

Wtf. Dancing Cow.

Wtf.

I thought some total weirdo had just arrived on the fora and was trying to chat up our resident eores.

 

[Krynn72]

Toaster has both inverted tits and an inverted vagina.


AMIRITE?

 

[Druckles]

No. That's Raziaar. I can vouch for that.

 

[staticprimer]

You guys are ****ed up. All of you.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Shut the **** up about Heath Ledger and The Dark Knight. IT'S ALL MEH.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

my legs are hurting oh god they might be broken.

 

[Sam]

Has Raziaar changed his avatar?

You bastard, Raz.

 

[dfc05]

my toe went numb a couple of days ago. it is a problem toe. i sprained it several years ago and it works just fine for a couple of years and then out of the blue i'll be walking up the stairs or driving and i can't feel my toe anymore.

 

[Druckles]

You've been cheating on me with him, haven't you?

Bitch.

Yes! I mean no. I mean yes! I mean which would you prefer? :3

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

So yesterday I went to go visit Deus Ex Machina (Although he hasn't posted here in ages) and due to retarded directions I ended up 20 miles away from his house. I walked for 10 before he decided "Oh hey hold on Ill go get you".

hate.

 

[Druckles]

Wait, we're adding Razzy into this, too? This is gonna get too big! Are we still including Chell and Alyx?

 

[highlander]

Just woke up, hello hl2.net!

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

dont give a ****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8

 

[Raziaar]

Sorry, but adding me into the mix will no longer define the sexual act as something currently already defined.

My involvement transcends all previous boundaries that words can describe.

That's right. In the same way the virginal theory of the atomic bomb exceeded all expectations when it came to fruition, I too will ignite with such spectacular brilliance.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I am Cliff Baconcock Swayze.

 

[Druckles]

Of course! And don't forget Zoey from L4D.

Yeah, she needs to go somewhere, now she's been rejected by Valve

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I am Cliff Baconcock Swayze.

Martha Egg**** Goldblum

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Martha Egg**** Goldblum

Dick Van Piss Egging Dyke.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Rachel McVaginaldischarge Simpson

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

4Chan hasn't worked in like a week. I'm so ronery, where's my /v/idya?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

4Chan hasn't worked in like a week. I'm so ronery, where's my /v/idya?

Go to 7chan. Doesn't suck.

 

[Druckles]

Ronery?

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Go to 7chan. Doesn't suck.

Your guidance is everlasting brobrobrobrobro.

 

[Phobie]

7chan is up and down as well. As is every other chan. Raidchan decided to DDOS everything and get chans to all blame each other. Everyone originally thought it was anontalk (******s), but no.

I was just doing a radio show and it got ddos'd.

Baw.

 

[Druckles]

toaster-chan's down, too!

Although that depends what definition of "down" you're using.

 

[Phobie]

My radio server is being hit at 6 gigabits per second.

Shit mang.

OH WELL. MAYBE THEY'LL GET BORED.

Maybe I'll get baww'd ;(