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Maybe you should stop serving them, if they're going to be so greedy!
 
I was just trying to activate my Paypal account just now by confirming my email address, but they said they had no record of it despite sending me emails to that same address!!!!! WHAT THE ****?????!!!!!!
 
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When I was a toddler, someone had given me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!"

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.

She watches him drink it up and then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"
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Nooooooo!!!! It can't be closed yet!!!! We can at least wait till we get to 4000 posts like last time!!!!!
 
So my friend and me were supposed to head out and possibly yell at cars or something I dont know, either way his bus decides to never get to the stop so he goes back home and now im here eating pizza.

pepperoni pizza
 
I keep getting f***ing attacked by flies!! It's those incredibly annoying midget flies, the tiny ones that keep jumping around whenever you try to squish them!!! The keep flying in my face and it's pissing me off!!!! :frown:
 
I have moths in my room. I don't care too much about flies. I can't close the window because it's boiling as it is. Currently typing this half-naked.
 
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Druckles: Damn right
 
Everyone loves Druckles!

Here, I made you a hat.

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I hope you like it.
 
10/10

For the sig.

Avatar sucks.

Edit - Oops.

Oh well. My point still stands.
 
So I got into a car 2 hours ago with my friends and we drove for maybe 10 minutes before we somehow ended up on the highway lost. But we found a coldstone and had icecream.

who doesnt love icecream
 
I had an awesome icecream with my "friend" today. It was awesome.
 
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It was like that. Just a more epic combination of rhubarb and honeycomb!
 
You and you're "cutesy anime"

This is America! We don't like your kind 'round here.
 
That icescream looks kind of like..... a tampon shoved up Willie's ass and period blood atop vanilla icescream....

BTW: It's really disgusting looking.

EDIT: Put into a tasty waffle cone.
 
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