Miscellaneous the Second

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I speak the truth, man.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Damn. Wait, Phobie as n00dz of Toaster on ebay, brb.

 

[Kula Meenur]

:|


*awaits pre-emptive "I'm at your window watching you change" post*

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I'm at your window, watching you change.

 

[Vegeta897]

WHY DO YOU POST THESE THINGS TOASTER ARE YOU THAT OBLIVIOUS TO WHO IS READING YOUR POSTS ARRARarhghg

 

[Kula Meenur]

Oh she knows man, she knows

 

[Vegeta897]

It's just cruel, man ;(

 

[Kula Meenur]

It's just cruel, man ;(

*hugs Veggie*


It's ok mate, it's gonna be ok

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Damn, I'm out of negative stuff space in my sig....

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll shit in your ****ing mouth bitch.

 

[French Ninja]

wutchar?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Every time I see these on tv I think of everyone here. I love you guys so much.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UOfibMWr8uY

This one especially.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hEYEFfAbB5g&feature=related

 

[French Ninja]

But wut would our rallying cry be, willeh?

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

RAPERAPERAPRErapeRAPERAPERAPE

-Willie's Rally.

 

[French Ninja]

RAPERAPERAPRErapeRAPERAPERAPE

-Willie's Rally.

A promise of rape?....or raep?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

But wut would our rallying cry be, willeh?

Alas my love you do me wrong to cast me off dischordiouslyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

 

[French Ninja]

Alas my love you do me wrong to cast me off dischordiouslyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Sounds good!

 

[lefty]

My parents are fighting about something. They've been at it for the last few days. Yesterday, my mom "went out". Now my dad just left. Before he went downstairs, he asked me if there was anything I wanted to know. I said not really. They just need to gtfover it.

oh, and they come back, I mean, it's not like they're at the gas station buying cigarettes for twenty years.

 

[French Ninja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRKpQ7YpH4&feature=related

 

[lefty]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_abandoned_amusement_parks
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hellmutt/sets/72157602655023537/detail/
http://abandonedplaces.wordpress.co...-abandoned-amusement-park-in-fukushima-japan/

go ahead, little jokers.

 

[highlander]

my hair is wet, mwahahah!

 

[FishBulb]

First day back at uni always sucks, but this one takes the cake for being goddamn 9?C.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Lol my first day back is 2moz, though it started today.



It's ****in raining like a bitch here too

 

[FishBulb]

Bummer. You're in Perth right? For some reason, I've always thought Perth was just sunny pretty much all the time.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Rain is so awesome.

 

[VirusType2]

Willie is a ****ing strider now bitches.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Bummer. You're in Perth right? For some reason, I've always thought Perth was just sunny pretty much all the time.

Yeah man I wish it was, aussieland's a beautful place when the sun's shining! Where you based mate, eastern states?

Good luck with the weather

Rain is so awesome.

Da, anye.

Willie is a ****ing strider now bitches.

I'm gonna start running before strider raep...

 

[French Ninja]

and with that, bed

 

[highlander]

Yeah man I wish it was, aussieland's a beautful place when the sun's shining! Where you based mate, eastern states?

.

go Melbourne pretty crappy weather ALL YEAR ROUND!

 

[lefty]

gaah, RAIN DAMN YOU

 

[VirusType2]

Brown + Blue = Green

It scared me for a moment until I thought about what I had recently consumed that was out of the ordinary. Soon after I drank a half gallon of blue Gatorade I took a bright green shit.

I would have taken a picture but it was too late. The swirling masterpiece was doomed to be swallowed whole by the powerful suction of the toilet bowl. I held my arms to the sky. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo", I exclaimed, as If my best friend had died in my arms. The loud cries fell on deaf ears, and then I wept.

 

[lefty]

Weird colored shits are usually fun, unless they're red. That's usually not fun, and painful.

 

[Kula Meenur]

go Melbourne pretty crappy weather ALL YEAR ROUND!

Is it that bad?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I think I sharted earlier today.

 

[FishBulb]

Yeah man I wish it was, aussieland's a beautful place when the sun's shining! Where you based mate, eastern states?

Yup, Sydney. Psuedo-capital of Australia.

 

[VirusType2]

My primary special moves list:

The backstab
The Ninja punch
The stealth kidney punch
The eye gouge
The face remover
The ass touch

non-violent special moves:
hidden cargo
the item swap
deceit

Class: Rogue / Thief
Type: Opportunist
Birthsign: The Fool

+10 speed
+10 dexterity
+10 agility
+10 speechcraft

 

[highlander]

Is it that bad?

Yes. it's either pooring down rain, or blistering heat. :|

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

When pooping in the forest, always make sure to sit over a fallen tree, lest you simply squat and dump in your own pants.

 

[Ennui]

no, you don't need a fallen tree, it's better i find with your back against a living tree, you just sit like you're in a chair without a chair and if you can't manage to not poop yourself doing this you should probably not be in the woods without supervision anyway :arms: