Miscellaneous the Second

[Raziaar]

That's what I always say... and people are always telling me I'm just hating on girls by ignoring they even exist.

But then again I always contradict myself at later dates.

 

[Rizzo]

Girls can't use the internet. Far too complex with all the 1s and 0s.

 

[Phobie]

The internet.

Girls think it's magic.

 

[Ennui]

No, no, you don't understand. This is very bad. Halflife2.net was not designed to hold this much boobage in one place, it's not structurally reliable. The whole goddamn facility is coming down. We've got to get out of here.

 

[lefty]

For god's sake, open the Silo Doors! They're coming for us!


...Oh my god, we're doomed!

 

[Phobie]

Fa la la ^____^

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll drop your phone bitch.

 

[Adabiviak]

Shit, that's intense... here's hoping you remain safe D:

Apparently there are a number of fires bordering the county that are in various states of containment.


...so I'm looking at our local website to see where they are and they just raided a marijuana farm(~6000 plants after apparently 75% harvest) from a place near where we ride our bikes. F*ck dealers/growers - I'll be taking my kids out there some day. I don't care about the plants - I'll tell junior they're young Japanese Maples, but the cretins left behind to guard it...

 

[Shakermaker]

The internet.

Girls think it's magic.

Add a good pic and you'd have a great motivational.

 

[VirusType2]

Apparently there are a number of fires bordering the county that are in various states of containment.


...so I'm looking at our local website to see where they are and they just raided a marijuana farm(~6000 plants after apparently 75% harvest) from a place near where we ride our bikes. F*ck dealers/growers - I'll be taking my kids out there some day. I don't care about the plants - I'll tell junior they're young Japanese Maples, but the cretins left behind to guard it...

****. that shit is going to be expensive now

 

[Phobie]

Add a good pic and you'd have a great motivational.

 

[Qonfused]

Among the pile of ass that are motivationals, that one isn't too bad.

 

[Phobie]

We all know it's a blatant rip off of this one though right?

http://i35.tinypic.com/muipg9.jpg

 

[Stigmata]

Phobie made me lol twice in two posts. Nobody ever makes me lol twice in two posts.

 

[Rizzo]

He made me laugh with the nagger one. Hilarious. Im gonna show it to my friend whos black. Im gonna tell him i made it.

 

[Phobie]

She

nagger lol

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Niggas please.

 

[Rizzo]

****** made got replaced with ******, so you know, nagger.

he

Don't make me do the whole girls on internet thing again. We all know how it really is.

 

[Bad^Hat]

WHY IS MY RIGHT HAND COLDER THAN MY LEFT HAND? It makes no ****ing sense. STOP IT, you goddamn JEW HAND.

What's with all the racism on these boards lately, anyway?

Also, <3 to whoever did those pictures like three pages back. I just got here but all these 1s and 0s is ****ing with my brains and I forgot already.

Edit - Alsoosla, this is probably one of the saddest things I've ever read: http://notalwaysright.com/ah-fathers-part-2/954

 

[VirusType2]

WHY IS MY RIGHT HAND COLDER THAN MY LEFT HAND? It makes no ****ing sense. STOP IT, you goddamn JEW HAND.

I laughed so ****ing hard.


MY JEW HAND won't stop touching my penis. (i hope)

What's with all the racism on these boards lately, anyway?

It's because of the black hole

 

[lefty]

So I watched all those "girls of Gotham" videos, and it was among the sexiest of sexy things I have witnessed. Only made especially so because it wasn't what they were going for.

 

[Bad^Hat]

It's because of the black hole

Nothing is strong enough to resist it's gravitational pull.

Not even... tolerance. D:

 

[VirusType2]

Too Right Mayne ^

girls of Gotham

Say no more

 

[highlander]

yay, day off from school, woot!

 

[kineaesth]

Sick. Shit sucks.

 

[lefty]

Too Right Mayne ^


Say no more

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotham_Girls

I'm not sure I get it... but I sure like it.

hey hey

sorry, "gotham girls" not "girls of gotham". I hate little things like that.

 

[Sheepo]

Downloaded some Journey.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T STOP BELIEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Edit: I'm officially 6'1"

 

[Druckles]

So Ronery at the moment

Kim Jong isn't making me feel any better, either.

 

[Sheepo]

Kim Jong isn't making me feel any better, either.

That's when you knw you're ****ed

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I just drank 2 massive energy drinks within the same hour, along with a bunch of sugary soda. Will I die, Helplife2.net?

I feel sick....

 

[Hazard.Squared]

I just drank 2 massive energy drinks within the same hour, along with a bunch of sugary soda. Will I die, Helplife2.net?

I feel sick....

In 47 seconds you will die

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

/checks pulse

Still around.

I'm still kind of twitchy though.

 

[The Monkey]

I really need to go to sleep, it's 4:10 AM here.

 

[VirusType2]

EDIT: Son of a bitch, I was going to post something stupid for my 666th post.

You've posted something stupid for every one of your ****ing posts.

Kill yourself. Or at least die trying.

 

[delusional]

I think i did something for my 1234 post, cant wait till 12345

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

You've posted something stupid for every one of your ****ing posts.

Kill yourself. Or at least die trying.

I think I already am die-ing.

Those damn Jolts....

 

[VirusType2]

I think I already am die-ing.

Excellent. Please continue.

 

[AKIRA]

3 rockstar vodkas gets me drunk..i love being a light weight

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I remember when VirusType2 wasn't being such an asshole to me.

 

[Ennui]

I think i did something for my 1234 post, cant wait till 12345

my next cool milestone is 123,456

see you in 2023