Miscellaneous the Second

[VirusType2]

I remember when VirusType2 wasn't being such an asshole to me.

You are playing with fire.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I like to play with fire and burn shit. I'm such a horrible person.

 

[Krynn72]

I just coughed twice in a row and both times I farted with the cough.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Right as I read that, I farted.

 

[AKIRA]

i see your fart, and raise you a diarhea

 

[lefty]

I see your diarrhea, and raise the water level in your toilet. Oops! Overflow.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I see your overflow, and mop it up with several towels.

 

[lefty]

I see your towels and I do some laundry.

EDIT: OH SHIT nevermind I take the towels and throw them on toaster's arm.

damn, brown recluse? Go to the doctor.

 

[kineaesth]

I though I had diarrhoeieaiaa. Turned out I was ass pregnant.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

More pics of your epic hair Toaster!

 

[French Ninja]

You're Smalltime

 

[Kula Meenur]

Wow girl, those are some crazy-ass hair extensions!

 

[VirusType2]

I don't think I've seen a bite that bad on anyone I know. What kind of poisonous spiders or other critters live in your area? Look at the color of your veins in that arm. If they look almost black, then you need to go to the hospital. Might need to go anyway

 

[highlander]

Jump around, Up and down. do do do.

good ol' hip hop.

 

[Shamrock]

Jump around, Up and down. do do do.

good ol' hip hop.

Jump around! Jump around! Jump around!
Jump up! Jump up and get down! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Everybody jump! Jump! Jump!

 

[Phobie]

Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin.

 

[highlander]

Jump around! Jump around! Jump around!
Jump up! Jump up and get down! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Everybody jump! Jump! Jump!

/flicks shades on

YEAAAHH BOOIII

 

[Naph]

Bummmp.... bump bummmmmmmpp.

 

[Raziaar]

Toaster-Chan.

It's a Brown Recluse bite.


You can confirm it for us when your skin literally starts dissolving away.


NSFW. AND TOTALLY NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH.

Spoiler

P.S. I doubt you have a brown recluse bite. But if this starts happening, you'll know.

 

[Eejit]

FCUKING BUILDERS! Jesus ****ing christ, I was sitting listening to some chilli peppers, writing an email when MY ****ING WINDOW is SMASHED right next to my HEAD. Asshole builder up on the roof of my building chucked down a broken tile, it bounced off part of the scaffold and SMASHED A BLOODY GREAT HOLE IN MY WINDOW.
Big ****-OFF sized chunks of glass flew in, narrowly missing my head. The CHAIR I was sitting on is covered in tiny bits of glass.

****. I AM NOT HAPPY AT ALL.

 

[Raziaar]

Sue. SUE! Or at least make them pay for your window at good market value so you can get a nice low-e version.

 

[Eejit]

I phoned the landlord, he's phoning the factor, who hired the builders.

Calmed down now mostly. But raptor jesus christ. I shit myself.

 

[Druckles]

Wow girl, those are some crazy-ass hair extensions!

It's dye not extensions .

Dude! Just cut off your arm!

Also waking up stinks.

Also I figured good, solid, lasting relationships are hard to find. Particularly for me.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

/flicks shades on

YEAAAHH BOOIII

Bitches don't know bout MAH BOOIIII!!!!

 

[Druckles]

What? When did I ever say I wanted to see new people?

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Admiral Ackbarackbar.

 

[Rizzo]

I don't see anything wrong with your arm. Man up.

 

[VirusType2]

*arm falls off*

It's just a flesh wound

 

[Druckles]

You didn't to me, but she said you said it!!!!!!!!!!!

Wtf. I hate this. I really do. You're conspiring against me and it's awful.

What else did she say about me saying it?

 

[Raziaar]

I thought about posting a thread on the indictment of Ted Stevens, but I decided against it.

I didn't have anything witty to say other than "It's a series of tubes!"

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

You know, I was just reading Glatzding45's theroy.

The thread was lol.

 

[Cavalry]

I thought about posting a thread on the indictment of Ted Stevens, but I decided against it.

I didn't have anything witty to say other than "It's a series of tubes!"

Post it, this is the internet.
You don't have to give a **** what others think of your threads.


('cept the mods)

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

YAY The Cavalry has arrived!

 

[Cavalry]

YAY The Cavalry has arrived!

That was supposed to be a secret.

Son of a bitch now I have to kill you.

 

[Raziaar]

Post it, this is the internet.
You don't have to give a **** what others think of your threads.


('cept the mods)

I didn't want to. I didn't resist because of what I feared others might think.

 

[Iron Kat]

I seriously wish I hadn't clicked on that spoiler tag!!! :x That is f***ing nasty!!!! I never want to see anything like that in my life ever again!!!

 

[Cavalry]

I didn't want to. I didn't resist because of what I feared others might think.

ah, well, if you don't mind my asking, why?

 

[Raziaar]

ah, well, if you don't mind my asking, why?

Just one of the many decision I make every day.

I seriously wish I hadn't clicked on that spoiler tag!!! That is f***ing nasty!!!! I never want to see anything like that in my life ever again!!!

You should have better estimated your squeamishness.

 

[Cavalry]

Just one of the many decision I make every day.

Like changing your avatar from the dancing cow to that adorable (penguin or owl?)?

 

[Raziaar]

Precisely my good friend. Precisely.

So um in other news...

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