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The local supermarket had aunt jemima and that that cheaper instore brand stuff that really sucks. So I went with the JEMIMA.
 
The woman on the front looks scary. I've never seen her before.
 
I have no idea. Considering I don't have maple trees, and I don't usually eat waffles, I rarely ever eat maple syrup at all.

And lemon/syrup/sugar goes on pancakes.
 
I can't afford real maple syrup. But I do want to try some one day. I was going to the store to get some once, but didn't have enough money, so I got the normal kind instead. I like the normal store kind, as long as it's not the kind made with sugar substitutes.

I'm really craving pancakes now smothered in slowly melting peanut butter and maple syrup.
 
Do you people eat peanut butter with everything?

And Raziaar, your location's out of date.
 
No, we don't eat peanut butter with everything. It just so happens peanut butter is ****ing fantastic in combination with maple syrup on top of pancakes.

And yeah you're right.

A penguin in Bovine University? I'm getting my animals all mixed up!!

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Have you ever had real maple syrup?

Yes and I am aware of how much more delicious it is. For now though, Aunt Jemima is the star of "PANCAKE QUEST" Or whatever I decide to call it when I edit it tommorow. THROW SOME TITLES AT ME.
 
Well one has to understand that this isn't just a video of me eating pancakes this is a story, a ****ing epic. This about a man. A man who wants to eat some pancakes, and the lengths he will go to do so.
 
The Epic Tale of the Story of the Boy Who Ate Two Many Pancakes And Thruw Up All Over the Floor Lol
 
Thats pretty good. TETSBWATMPATUAOFL could be the greatest pancake movie ever made. But thats a long ass name so I think Ill just call it pancakes.
 
So anyway retards, so I tried to get a job today, and I ****ING FAIL

I applied at Jiffy Lube, and I'm applying at another Jiffy Lube thursday.

anyway, I kept calling the boss there 'man'. Yeah, man. He was like, "Nice car!" and he said he worked on one of them before, etc. I kept saying man all the time.

Yeah man, I did this and that, know how to work on them

Like I had just smoked a bong or something.

I am socially retarded.

:(

Anyway, they seemed to like me, but were frightened. Also I asked for $15 an hour and asked for his job position

Not really, but I listed Office or Mechanic as job position desired. He's probably going to throw my application in the trash because I'm more qualified than him.

And because I'm a burnout.


I'm going to try to contact the GM to give him my app, and speak professionally this time.
 
holy shit its 2 in the morning already what the **** oh my god I gotta wake up and make a movie about pancakes im getting the **** outta here
 
Majjen please start filming yourself 24/7 so I can study your behavior and then kill/skin you and impersonate you so I can get your girlfriend, everything i've heard (and seen) about this girl is amazing, you lucky ****er ;)

Is there any money involved? :)

And I am a lucky ****er :)
 
'I'll make this pencil disappear!'

I saw an image with a bunch of pencils with a similar caption ...

what's that from?
 
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