Miscellaneous the Second

[DEATHMASTER]

Wuss.

f*** you

 

[Emporius]

What model vacuum? I hear Kirby's are old fashioned but really good and sought after.

Dyson is what you really want. Good, quality machine, keeps up constant suck, and those attachments -phew- they`re mindblowing!

 

[Raziaar]

Man... I'm reading this 1100 page biology book, and I can't concentrate worth a damn on it. I have 3 beers, and I'm able to concentrate much better on it now.

I haven't read any pleasure books in years because I can't maintain concentration. It's extra hard on books that require more comprehension.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Man... I'm reading this 1100 page biology book, and I can't concentrate worth a damn on it. I have 3 beers, and I'm able to concentrate much better on it now.

I haven't read any pleasure books in years because I can't maintain concentration. It's extra hard on books that require more comprehension.

1100 PAGES SHITTING A BABY THAT'S A BIG BOOK. lol

 

[Raziaar]

1100 PAGES SHITTING A BABY THAT'S A BIG BOOK. lol

Sure is.

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Science-William-K-Purves/dp/0716798565

I don't know how I'm going to read through this and still find time to learn physical science and earth/space science as well. I'm on page 21... rofl. Since it's technically 1001 pages, I've STILL 1,000 more to go.

 

[AKIRA]

1100 PAGES SHITTING A BABY THAT'S A BIG BOOK. lol

mow my lawn while i make some scrambled eggs

 

[Wanted Bob]

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKK!!!
















Ban me again, I'm gone for a month camping.

EDIT: :| Emporius

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

mow my lawn while i make some scrambled eggs

Only if you collect the waste in a pitcher and pour gold into a duck's orange melons.

Edit: GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT I MISSED YOU.

 

[Emporius]

Wanted Bob! I haven`t seen you since...Saturday! :|

 

[kineaesth]

EDIT: :| Emporius

Oooh.. *invents scandal*

Bob and Emp were good friends! But one day while Bob was busy, his girlfriend and Emp secretly met up! And Bob's girlfreind gave Emp oral sexual!

And NOW!

Bob is :| at Emp!

AMIRITE?!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Urrite. Got me laptop charged up with a new cable, time to download TF2 update.

 

[kineaesth]

Urrite. Got me laptop charged up with a new cable, time to download TF2 update.

Oarsome! I'd play with you, but **** YOU STEAM I USED TO LOVE YOU AND YOU BETRAYED MEEE...

 

[Que-Ever]

I finished reading all of teh Scary Go Round achives, and I actually ended up liking it and was sad it was over, because now I have to go day-to-day waiting for updates :/

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oarsome! I'd play with you, but **** YOU STEAM I USED TO LOVE YOU AND YOU BETRAYED MEEE...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Damn.

 

[kineaesth]

Sorry, that account has been disabled.

 

[Raziaar]

I have no money to buy a game and I'm contemplating robbing a store to get it.

 

[VirusType2]

Urrite. Got me laptop charged up with a new cable, time to download TF2 update.

oh wait a minute. Oh this is truly a good thing.

so i can install a steam game that I have installed on my desktop onto my laptop as well?

of course, this laptop sucks for recent games so I can't see any point.

Do they have video cards for laptops or something?


I wonder what else I can do...

like if I don't have internet at home...

I can install a steam game on my laptop, activate it at the library
then somehow get it on my desktop PC?

a shared game folder or something?

 

[French Ninja]

What T He ****?!

George Carlin Is Dead?!

 

[Vegeta897]

What T He ****?!

George Carlin Is Dead?!

Holy shit ;(

 

[Pesmerga]

What the ****. Is that true? Google says yes but... my heart says no!

 

[Raziaar]

Always trust your heart.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

oh wait a minute. Oh this is truly a good thing.

so i can install a steam game that I have installed on my desktop onto my laptop as well?

of course, this laptop sucks for recent games so I can't see any point.

Do they have video cards for laptops or something?


I wonder what else I can do...

like if I don't have internet at home...

I can install a steam game on my laptop, activate it at the library
then somehow get it on my desktop PC?

a shared game folder or something?

Yup. I have to set the shaders to low though.

 

[sinkoman]

Got a jamaican guy that barely spoke english to buy me beer today.

Hehe, that was pretty funny. Walking through Longs Drugs with my arms full of beer, thinking "omg, this ****ing dumbass jamaican guy, some employee is going to stop us and accuse him of buying a minor beer, which he is, and then we're both ****ed."

I think today was the first time i've ever unloaded beer onto the checkout counter.

It was satisfying to say the least. And then I found an unlit shorty Camel Filter on the ground while I was waiting for my pizza, and even though I quit smoking, I still got a few drags off of it, (because my friend, who is a chain smoker, looks like he's 12, so he was too scared to try to find a light).

Pizza, beer, and a free cigarette.

Today was a good day

 

[VirusType2]

dude you can get viruses and stuff from that. herpes and everythin

other incurable diseases as well

 

[highlander]

Sinkoman does not care!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Got me first blowjob last night

DID YOU REMEMBER TO PEEL BACK THE FORESKIN AND EXPOSE THE GLANS.

That may seem hideously obvious but my first time I did not, and it was like "well that was pretty cool but eh."

EDIT: This is weird.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I lol'd, then felt a sense of alienation, then disgust, then I cried and curled up into the fetal position and lodged myself between to cinder blocks and a gallon of aloe vera in a box.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Talking of alienation, I want you all to vote in the SHORT STORY CONTEST.

There are only three stories but they're all pretty good. I demand a conclusive winner.

Entry thread
Vote thread

 

[VirusType2]

at first I was like:

D:


and then I CAME

 

[Druckles]

Halflife2.net was unreachable for me just now D:

Urgh,

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

I was watching a prank call video on youtube on people were posting this number 1-985-655-2500. Someone call it and see what happens.

 

[Pax]

Let's not.

- Pax

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Anybody know what it is?

 

[Pax]

Anybody know what it is?

Son, that number is ages old. It's the Rick Astley Rick Roll line.

You are hilarious, go pro.

- Pax

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Son, that number is ages old. It's the Rick Astley Rick Roll line.

You are hilarious, go pro.

- Pax

Rick who? Call it why don't you then explain it to me. /joke

 

[Druckles]

Rick who? Call it why don't you then explain it to me.

Why would he bother calling it to explain it to you if he already knew what it was?

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Why would he bother calling it to explain it to you if he already knew what it was?

Hang on...........ok now look at my other post.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Oooh.. *invents scandal*

Bob and Emp were good friends! But one day while Bob was busy, his girlfriend and Emp secretly met up! And Bob's girlfreind gave Emp oral sexual!

And NOW!

Bob is :| at Emp!

AMIRITE?!

WRONG!

Oh, whats this prole thing I have been hearing so much about?

 

[Sheepo]

Prole was the incident where everyone was spamming the forum with poll threads.

 

[Druckles]

Hang on...........ok now look at my other post.

I figured it was a joke, but you sounded serious about having the joke