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goddamn jew doctor stole my foreskin when I was too naked to fight back
 
I saw this smoking hot lady at the library today. Her face and body looked perfect. I looked up and noticed her right as she walked up towards where I was sitting, and we made eye contact and our eyes locked for a moment, almost like a staring contest, then I said 'hi' as if I was glad to meet her, and she said hi back.

I swear it was like in one of those chick flick movies, when the couple bumps into each other for the first time they both just stare for a moment.. like 'Oh.'

Then she continued browsing and I noticed her hands were really old looking. This struck me as a little strange. She only looked about 38, but her hands looked 60+. It wasn't gross or anything, it was just odd. Anyway, I began to feel uncomfortable since I was thinking about her hands while she was standing there. Maybe she has a condition affecting them.

Anyway, I don't think I've seen anyone that good looking at her age, whatever it was. Extraordinary

She would look good in nothing but gloves.
 
**** retail seriously.


****ing manager calls me stupid because I carried something off into a different section because it was in the cage, so I snapped, he's been annoying me the past week and abit, so I finally just said "Stupid? look at yourself! I did my job, what are you doing? Annoying me! Stop it, I know how to do my job, LEAVE ME ALONE. You're the ones who stupid!"

Probably doesn't seem like much but he ruined my whole ****ing day. :|
 
Well, I start working at Safeway tomorrow. Had to go into town today to get a pair of black slacks and black sneakers for the job.

This'll be fun. They didn't tell me anything at all, other than to be there by 11:00 tomorrow morning. I have no idea how i'm expected to punch in, when i'm to get my uniform, or what i'm expected to do tomorrow.

Still got a shitload of papperwork to fill out too. Oh boy...

Taxed a few bottles of robo today from longs though, so at least i'll have something to do when my shift ends :/
 
so go in a little early, that way you can snoop around a little and maybe befriend someone by asking them where do you clock in

hopefully there are some fun people working there... for me, this is the only thing that keeps me hanging in there. work sucks, but if you get to talk to someone and have a little fun, it makes it tolerable. and you get paid.
 
I pressed right-click as a Heavy when using his fists and apparently I headbutted an incoming rocket or something. I took less damage than usual.
 
I just coloured my hair brown. W00t!

I got some stains on my forehead now that won't go away, though.
 
The Monkey said:
I just coloured my hair brown. W00t!

I got some stains on my forehead now that won't go away, though.
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Im thinking of highlighting my hair with a few colours (7 tones?) but not really as if it were blending but highlights of the 7 colours around my hair.
 
VirusType2 said:
so go in a little early, that way you can snoop around a little and maybe befriend someone by asking them where do you clock in

hopefully there are some fun people working there... for me, this is the only thing that keeps me hanging in there. work sucks, but if you get to talk to someone and have a little fun, it makes it tolerable. and you get paid.
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From what I saw in the breakroom while I was waiting for my interview, they're all nerds.

Oh boy... D:
 
sinkoman said:
From what I saw in the breakroom while I was waiting for my interview, they're all nerds.

Oh boy... D:
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You're talking to people on a games forum, and you go D: at the idea of working with 'nerds'?

Right...

- Pax
 
Pax said:
You're talking to people on a games forum, and you go D: at the idea of working with 'nerds'?

Right...

- Pax
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Being nerdy actually has very little to do with being a gamefreak.

HL2.net consists of stimulating people that are passionate about life and consistently delve deeper into its many philosophical facets, constantly questioning their very existence, and touching those they meet along the way.

Nerds consume themselves with introversion, and oft dive into a single facet of life, and freeze themselves within it. Video game nerds are frozen within their gaming systems and computers, programming nerds are frozen within their code, car nerds are caught up with their cars, etc etc etc...

A person becomes a nerd when their peripheral vision becomes blocked, and all they can see is/are their hobby/hobbies.

This is HL2.net:
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This is a nerd:
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Sinkoman is pretty cool.

Anyway, I have an English assessment task possibly due tommorrow. It's kind of sad how at the moment my life is measured entirely in time between assessment blocks, but I trust that will let up after my finals this year.
 
Run - 3 miles

Started at 9:15

Temperature: 80 degrees

Duration: 27:33

Walked about 1/4 of it and skipped a tiny portion near the end. Pretty shitty job, not near my best effort. I've memorized the whole route now.

Next run: Tomorrow, EARLIER. Hot as a bitch out. Hoping to get 24 min. this time, hopefully I'll actaully make an effort.

Also planning to start "grease the groove" push-ups tomorrow.

Off to eat nomnomnom
 
Just got a new acoustic.

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It has some ****ing balls to it, and it plays like a complete bitch. <3
 
LMAO

I'm volunteering at the school again today, and because they have several large pieces of equipment that are moved around floors, as well as some disable students, they have an elevator. Beside the elevator is a stop sign that says: STOP RADWAN GO BACK TO CLASS. Apparently he loves to ride the elevator/wander.

Mere moments ago someone comes on in the announcements system and says: "RADWAN IS IN THE ELEVATOR. I REPEAT, RADWAN IS IN THE ELEVATOR. WAIT, NOW HE'S GOTTEN OFF AAAANNDD... RADWAN IS IN ROOM 17, CAN SOMEONE GO PICK HIM UP? "

The entire school just burst out laughing :LOL:
 
Emporius said:
LMAO

I'm volunteering at the school again today, and because they have several large pieces of equipment that are moved around floors, as well as some disable students, they have an elevator. Beside the elevator is a stop sign that says: STOP RADWAN GO BACK TO CLASS. Apparently he loves to ride the elevator/wander.

Mere moments ago someone comes on in the announcements system and says: "RADWAN IS IN THE ELEVATOR. I REPEAT, RADWAN IS IN THE ELEVATOR. WAIT, NOW HE'S GOTTEN OFF AAAANNDD... RADWAN IS IN ROOM 17, CAN SOMEONE GO PICK HIM UP? "

The entire school just burst out laughing :LOL:
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That's a lol riot. :D
 
Emporius said:
LMAO

I'm volunteering at the school again today, and because they have several large pieces of equipment that are moved around floors, as well as some disable students, they have an elevator. Beside the elevator is a stop sign that says: STOP RADWAN GO BACK TO CLASS. Apparently he loves to ride the elevator/wander.

Mere moments ago someone comes on in the announcements system and says: "RADWAN IS IN THE ELEVATOR. I REPEAT, RADWAN IS IN THE ELEVATOR. WAIT, NOW HE'S GOTTEN OFF AAAANNDD... RADWAN IS IN ROOM 17, CAN SOMEONE GO PICK HIM UP? "

The entire school just burst out laughing :LOL:
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Lmao :LOL:
 
Someone make me a new avatar. I don't feel like doing such a daunting task.
 
Yeah, make me one too, something with sharks, or maybe crocodiles/aligators.
Or anything supermario. Those guys are great.:frog::thumbs:
 
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