Tollbooth Willie
The Freeman
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2005
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No Iron Man, you can not shake his hand! You are made of iron! D:
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Sorry dude. Want me to lol her?Well, I broke up with my girlfriend about two hours ago, after 7 months
I really liked her too, but we didnt have enough commitment to keep it together...
Well, I broke up with my girlfriend about two hours ago, after 7 months
I really liked her too, but we didnt have enough commitment to keep it together...
Sorry dude. Want me to lol her?
I am doing data entry today at my dads work. Tomorrow I have a dentist appointment at 9.30, then I'll either play TF2 all day if Goldrush is out or play Splinter Cell Co-op with my friend. WAT SHUD I DO?
What part of lol do you not understand white boy?Lol her? I dont understand...
Are you sure? 'cause like it would make me feel a bit better because you know like hang all the white people from a tree and beat them like a pinata.Okay, I get your drift. No mate, its all good
That happens to me quite a bit sometimes. I haven't worn boxers/underwear in about 2 years almost. Well, not under my pants I haven't.^^Why haven't you talked to me yet dammnit! Don't make me give Willie her address
Edit: I just caught my cock in my zipper ;flame:
Let us know when that catches up with you...It's 5am and I'm still awake for the second day running. I'm finding myself unwilling to sleep because it makes the next day come quicker.
It's almost 6AM and I'm going to school! My hair is sexy.
Suck my dick I'm a church.No you're not.
*Throws willie in closet*
Suck my dick I'm a church.
Its 4 in the moarning, I'm eating some smart balance toast and drinking some o.j, and I have a 3 page paper due in approximately 4 hours. God I love crack cocaine.
Its 4 in the moarning, I'm
moarning
moar
MOAR
MOAR
4 in the moarning
There's a guy in my college who often speaks in the strangest/most awesome way.
Upon being beaten at pool, he said: "You son of a..." paused for thought, then finished "...fuck."
"I like to go the gym," he said, "on a wednesday...on a wednesday." The second 'on a wednesday' was said in only a slightly different tone of voice.
"I'm taking you to the cleaners," he told an opponent, "and I'm charging you double."
My friend is incredibly confused and depressed and I feel awful. The worst part is, he is actually better off than me.
Its 4 in the moarning, I'm eating some smart balance toast and drinking some o.j, and I have a 3 page paper due in approximately 4 hours. God I love crack cocaine.