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You know what would be awesome? If an uncircumsized man got a tattoo on his dick that looked like a caterpillar cocoon, and when he gets an erection the skin folds back to reveal a beautiful Monarch butterfly.
 
You know what would be awesome? If an uncircumsized man got a tattoo on his dick that looked like a caterpillar cocoon, and when he gets an erection the skin folds back to reveal a beautiful Monarch butterfly.

Unless you have a copious amount of foreskin, it wouldn't work.
 
I got drug tested yesterday.

Results in Tuesday, the suspense is killing me!

Best part is that I thought I was skating on ice while I was walking to the bathroom with my little urine sample cup in hand, and then my feet melted into the ground :D

HL2.net superhero.
 
It actually kind of sounds like the Harry Potter theme...
 
Meh. Not touching weed again. Sat in the back of a car all night lamenting my own existence and hating myself for not saying "I love you".
 
Poor willeh ;(

You'll be okay, dude. Here is one free internet hug, redeemable at all internet locations.

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Poor willeh ;(

You'll be okay, dude. Here is one free internet hug, redeemable at all internet locations.

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I want 2.
So i can give one to willeh too
 
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I'm at the end of my tether, halplife2.net. I'm 22 years old and I have enough self-pity and self-loathing to fuel a small third-world country. I'm so ****ing fed up with everything... it wasn't meant to end up this way.

F*ck.
 
I'm at the end of my tether, halplife2.net. I'm 22 years old and I have enough self-pity and self-loathing to fuel a small third-world country. I'm so ****ing fed up with everything... it wasn't meant to end up this way.

F*ck.


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Lol, goddamnit, I need to read this thread before posting once in a while...

But thanks. :p

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Some interesting image results for 'Verisimilitude'.

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Oh, I should probably take this chance to tell you K.A that youre on my ignore list because of your avatar. PM me when you change it so I can start reading your posts again.
 
D:

How does he know I posted?

And can I be like 'Krynn is a smell' and he won't know? I bet I can. Awesome.
 
I said YOU SMELL BAD, MAYBE LIKE A FISHES OR SOMETHING I DUNNO.


It's funny, because he doesn't know what I'm saying.

I find this amusing currently.
 
I think its safe to assume you're making jokes at my expense, to which I respond...

You're a ******.
 
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