No girlfriend?

[tesher06]

Who here does not have a girl friend, and what do you think about that?

 

[Sheepo]

I think they must be gay!

 

[Viperidae]

I think they must pay!

 

[SpiderPig]

I'm not gay just ugly :/

(with a large penis)

 

[Reginald]

Haven't had much luck with girls for a while.* Never really get past the flirting stage.

*like half a year.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

When I DIDN'T have a girlfriend, I didn't really care, you don't need to force it to happen, just wait and it will come naturally. You never know...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm pretty happy being a homosexual.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

That's good Willie.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh yeah mango.

 

[Dog--]

When I DIDN'T have a girlfriend, I didn't really care, you don't need to force it to happen, just wait and it will come naturally. You never know...

This. I've never actively pursued any girl, they always came to me. I dunno I kinda like it better that way. Maybe it's because I'm lazy.

 

[Vegeta897]

I never felt a strong need for one.

Then on a whim I tried online dating.

Now with an internet girlfriend who I want to have a future with, I'm happy.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

This. I've never actively pursued any girl, they always came to me. I dunno I kinda like it better that way. Maybe it's because I'm lazy.

Yeah, I've pursued girls, and it just ended badly. My girlfriend of about a month, I met about... well... a month and a half ago...
Anyways, it just sort of happened, not with any effort from me.
EDIT:

I never felt a strong need for one.

Then on a whim I tried online dating.

Now with an internet girlfriend who I want to have a future with, I'm happy.

Wait, what?

 

[tesher06]

So I assume none of your care or your to lazy to pursue one? Guess some of us actually want a girlfriend.

 

[ChiliFan]

I have a tendency to make people inexplicably hate me after about 3 months of us spending time together AND I DONT KNOW WHY

 

[Dog--]

Wait, what?

I'm not gonna lie, vag has a hot asian gf.

So I assume none of your care or your to lazy to pursue one? Guess some of us actually want a girlfriend.

Everyone wants a girlfriend whether they know it or not, but like MF said, everytime I initiate things, it always ends badly, so I just stopped trying, I feel that if a girl comes to you, it has a better chance of working out because she likes you (initially) more then you like her, so it's a good basis to start on. Plus most girls are retarded with emotions, so if they like you more and try to get you rather then you getting them, it'll probably end up better.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I have a tendency to make people inexplicably hate me after about 3 months of us spending time together AND I DONT KNOW WHY

Let me buy you a drink.

 

[Raziaar]

I feel great about it.

 

[ChiliFan]

Let me buy you a drink.

Your generosity is appreciated in this world of hate and lies.

 

[tesher06]

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-science-of-attraction-825070.html

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

I never felt a strong need for one.

Then on a whim I tried online dating.

Now with an internet girlfriend who I want to have a future with, I'm happy.

That's my success story. Online personals is great, and I would recommend it to anyone looking for someone. I managed to get a ring onto her finger and couldn't be happier.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Congrats :3

 

[Mellish]

I'm looking for a big strong man to sweep me off my feet, but until then...

 

[MorganFreeman911]

So I assume none of your care or your to lazy to pursue one? Guess some of us actually want a girlfriend.

Not that I'm too lazy, it's that I have no desire for companionship in that way. It just happened.

 

[Shift]

I figure I have been single for long enough and would like to explore a relationship, trouble is all the girls I tend to like I usually cant have for various reasons. Bummer.

 

[Raziaar]

I'm looking for a big strong man to sweep me off my feet, but until then...

Raziaar executes a low spinning hook kick on Mellish.

 

[Stigmata]

And before he knew it, Mellish was already falling, for Raziaar.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

...Oh god.

 

[MJ12]

Who here does not have a girl friend, and what do you think about that?

So I assume none of your care or your to lazy to pursue one? Guess some of us actually want a girlfriend.

*Holds out Beacon*

DARKSIDDEEEEEE55

 

[Wanted Bob]

Nope, dont have one and dont particularely mind either.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

We don't need girlfriends...all we need is a crease.

 

[swan_song1973]

not at the moment, but i got two on the vine.

 

[evil^milk]

I guess I must be apathetic or am a lazy person for not actively seeking a girlfriend.

 

[Shamrock]

This. I've never actively pursued any girl, they always came to me. I dunno I kinda like it better that way. Maybe it's because I'm lazy.

Mostly this. It's not that I'm lazy, but if a girl shows interest in me, I'll show interest back and see what comes from it. That's what basically happened now. My friend introduced me to this really awesome girl about 2 weeks back, and we've been getting incredibly closer ever since. She's pretty damn rad.

Not me girlfriend yet, but I'm sure it'll happen soon enough.

 

[Dan]

IF you have sex with a girl after a few dates (not a one night stand) she will fall in love with you. Unfortunately, by this time you have gotten what you wanted and stopped caring about her.

 

[Emporius]

Not if she still has her kidneys.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

So how do you guys cope with the sex drive...without a pussy around the place?

 

[Stigmata]

Make our own. We have the technology.

 

[Tyguy]

IF you have sex with a girl after a few dates (not a one night stand) she will fall in love with you. Unfortunately, by this time you have gotten what you wanted and stopped caring about her.

This is absolutely true. All I really want is a hole and maybe some snacks. My gf insists on us spending time together and talking...such bullshit.

 

[Moto]

I don't have a girlfriend and I'm pretty okay with it. I get to spend my money on shit that I like and I can just do my own thing. Sure, it would be nice and I wouldn't object if it was the right girl, but I'm fine on my own for now.

 

[MFL]

Before last... May? I had a girlfriend. For four years. Two years in I went to college. I did not know that I was diving into hell at the same time. To keep it short, two years of waiting for her while she did whatever she wanted later, my life had been shattered, I'd been treated to psychological torture more acute than almost anything I can imagine outside of the film industry, I've been completely thrown off from where my future was taking me, and in the end, realized that the girl who I had thought was the love of my life was nothing of the kind, for a time making reality not make any sense to me because if that wasn't what was supposed to be, then it was wrong, aka, not something I wanted to be a part of. I would ask myself what my life would be like now if I had come to that realization earlier, but I stop myself. I am now in the process of rebuilding myself from the inside out, taking this broken shell of a life and turning it into something beautiful and badass, and going backwards, even in thought, is just that.

In terms of girls now a days, I'm a romantic, but have had the worst luck possible, because the past seven consecutive girls I've been interested in have been involved with someone else. Right now I'm half-assedly pursuing a beginning fencer in my college's club, because this girl seems to be one of those people who reaffirms faith in humanity, at least to me, but I'm running into difficulties.

Anyways, enough blathering out of me. Good luck and 73.