No girlfriend?

[Dog--]

Wait, so you met a girl last night and have been dating for six months?

what.

 

[Insano]

No. I just mentioned the fact that I met a girl last night to show things happen when you don't expect them to.

I dated a different girl for six months.

 

[Some_God]

I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a friend who is a girl.


... more like a friend with benefits.


... and she has a nice pair of... socks. (I already have an infraction )

 

[Rizzo]

Who cares if it smokes? I could smoke, I don't, but I could. And I whould, if it was requirement to be though

Smoke it.

 

[Raziaar]

I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a friend who is a girl.


... more like a friend with benefits.


... and she has a nice pair of... socks. (I already have an infraction )

If you say tits, nobody is going to infraction you.

 

[Darkside55]

Thirty seconds later in Raziaar's inbox...

 

[Rizzo]

My favorit infraction is the one I got from Pi.
Reason: Irony.

 

[Acepilotf14]

This is now a favorite infraction thread.

 

[Rizzo]

You have been warned.
I am warning on your spamming trying to hit 1,000 posts. If you continue to do this you may face a possible post-count restart or ban.

Yeah. That's a PM. That's like before the infraction system.

Or something.

 

[Sheepo]

This is now a favorite infraction thread.

I forgot how to view my infraction list /:

 

[tesher06]

So I talked to her friend and she told me this.

"I know she's def not going to homecoming because of a prior commitment..sorry. I wish I could help but here's the thing.. she truthfully is so busy that even I dont see her outside of school and wish I could too. She does cheer, volunteer work and very involved with her family so dont take it personally I did speak to her earlier on your behalf and she was very sweet about it but said that she is just so busy. I'm so sorry.. I know its a bummer"

I don't mind and am pretty happy at the outcome . Maybe some other time.

 

[Sheepo]

Oh guys, something just occurred to me:

Spoiler

Miscellaneous

 

[Darkside55]

This is now a favorite infraction thread.

The first time I was ever punished for bypassing the word filter was handed down from MUNRO HIMSELF. And it was only because I cursed in gigantic text.

Spoiler

 

[15357]

I have no girlfriend because I will be forced into an arranged marriage with a person 5 years my junior that was set up before my birth.













Ok, no, but then I'm not able to come up with excuses other than my horrible lack of confidence and social skills.

 

[Sledgehammer]

I have no girlfriend because I'm not very good at maintaining a single relationship at a time. They always end up multiplying. And then they find out, and trouble ensues.

 

[Raziaar]

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/what-is-off-limits-to-criticize-women-about-511396/

Some work friends and I were recently discussing things that men can not criticize their girlfriends about. It was astounding how incorrect us guys were when trying to lay out our "rights" in terms of constructive criticism. The women in the office were appalled at what we thought we were allowed to talk about. If I could figure out what I am allowed to criticize and what I should stay away from, I'd avoid arguments and do a better job of hitting on girls.
I'm guilty of saying things to women that only their best girlfriends, gay male friends, and moms/sisters are allowed to say. I put together a list below:

Weight

There is no friendly way for a guy to tell a girl that she's put on weight. Even if there was a friendly way, most of the women I've talked to about it said they would not want to hear it from a guy. It seems obvious, but not all guys know this. We polled some of the guys in our office, and the prevailing male opinion was as long as she's your girlfriend, or you've known each other for a while, then you can make weight loss suggestions. I think the best policy is silence. If I"m desperate to make a suggestion, maybe I tell one of her girlfriends to do it on my behalf.

Sorry ladies. If you're allowed to say your guy is developing quite a fat gut... then he's allowed to point out that your ass is suddenly pulling small objects into orbit. If you're not going to allow them to let themselves go without you commenting on it, then they can do the same to you.

Outfit

I think I'm only allowed to say someone generally looks nice, or I like her shirt or whatever. Getting too detailed or negative gets me in trouble. In fact, I attempted to "add on" to a compliment I gave a girl once. I told her she looked great, because she had a new outfit on. Now, remembering those times I saw my sisters or friends bark back "thanks, and just $30 from Target," I tried to double up on my compliment: "and it looks like you didn't pay much money either." She ended up crying. I've been told by women that they dress more to impress other women anyway, and not guys. Basically, I need to stick to "you look great" and leave it there. And I should probably avoid saying I don't like something a girl is wearing. That can only lead to no good.

If you want somebody to only compliment you and not tell the truth, you best be paying that person for their services.

Friends/Family

We've all dated people with annoying friends. But, people consider their friends as extensions of themselves so if you criticize friends, you're criticizing your significant other indirectly. My older sister has a good system of putting the word "that" in front of any of her husband's friends that annoy her. "Oh you're going with that Mike to the concert?" It's not an aggressive attack, just a little poke. Family is the same rule, but you probably get in even more trouble if you criticize the family of a significant other.

If your friends are dicks, they're dicks. If I'm walking around with my dick hanging out, you'd comment on it, right? I'll return the favor.

Driving

Every guy thinks he's a better driver than his girlfriend. I can learn a lot from my little sister's boyfriend. One day, my sister was driving the two of us to Baltimore for a weekend. My sister is a really bad driver. She doesn't brake when she sees brake lights ahead until she absolutely has to. This leads to passenger whiplash and nausea. During this trip I said: "you know, you can brake earlier- that way you're not slamming on the brakes at the last minute and making us all sick." She said: "do I do that?" I turned around to her boyfriend for confirmation and he simply said: "no comment". My sister's boyfriend loves me because I am allowed to verbalize all the criticisms that he's thinking.

Backseat driving is one thing. Telling a person to use some goddamn sense while driving so that you can arrive safely is an entirely different thing. Nothing worse than being in a vehicle with a person who you don't feel safe with driving. If you plan on having future trips with this person, feel free to speak up. The worse that can happen is they dump you. But maybe, just maybe you'll hit home and have have improved the traffic condition for everybody else. I ****ing hate careless drivers.

I like the "no comment" policy. But I can't stand not to give my opinion to women, even when it's bad. I want to learn the things I should hold off from criticizing about women. Do you agree with the items above? What do you hate being criticized about by guys?

If you can't stand criticism, and feel like you're forced to eschew it, then is your relationship really up to muster? I wouldn't want my relationship with somebody I love or may end up loving to feel like a god damn relationship with a boss. Though I guess some women like to be the boss. That's certainly how commercials and movies portray husbands and boyfriends... dumb and naive while women roll their eyes and assume a position of strength and stability in the relationship. How about a relationship where you're both equal and you speak your mind, both good and bad.


Sorry. That article kind of annoyed me. I guess that's why relationships would never work out for me.

 

[Dog--]

Rather then make another thread I may as well just ask in here.

What do you guys think works out better on average, when the 2 people are different or when they are exactly the same?

I just wanted to hear what people say on the matter, because I seen one of those dating service TV ads and it said it matches up people who are most alike, but if your most alike I was wondering if you have nothing to talk about, usually when 2 people are different they can discuss anything really, but when they are the same, they'd just agree on everything, and wouldn't talk as much (some people like that though, so idk).

What do you guys think?

 

[Dekstar]

Rather then make another thread I may as well just ask in here.

What do you guys think works out better on average, when the 2 people are different or when they are exactly the same?

I just wanted to hear what people say on the matter, because I seen one of those dating service TV ads and it said it matches up people who are most alike, but if your most alike I was wondering if you have nothing to talk about, usually when 2 people are different they can discuss anything really, but when they are the same, they'd just agree on everything, and wouldn't talk as much (some people like that though, so idk).

What do you guys think?

That's something I've contemplated too Dog--. I think it's somewhat of a bell-curve. If you have absolutely nothing in common with a person then obviously a relationship will probably fail, but if you have everything in common, things might be ok at the start but I think relationships are all about learning from each other, and shaping your lives together. You might make great friends/best friends, but probably not in a relationship.

For instance, my girlfriend wants to take up salsa classes when her knee heals, and normally I wouldn't do something like that, but we will bond even further doing this fun activity together. If we had everything in common this situation probably wouldn't come up, and if we had nothing in common, I probably wouldn't have agreed to do it because it just wouldn't appeal to me. As it is it sounds quite fun.
Does that help?

 

[kineaesth]

Let's all play a fun game called staying on topic. This thread is terrible.

 

[Ravioli]

About girls, i ****ing hate when they post statuses on facebook about their boyfriends. This just in:

" i remember yu driving to my house in the middle of the night, im the that makes you laugh when yu know yu bout cry i know your favorite songs and yu tell me bout yur dreams and i know where yu belong and i think its here with me;"

STFU **** STOP MAKING ME DEPRESSED BY FORCING ME TO REALIZE I WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRL THAT WILL WRITE ANYTHING LIKE THAT ABOUT ME
/rage

I might as well turn gay ffs, might have better luck in that department. I have had plenty of girl "friends", and we flirt a lot, but it has never lead to anything. I make them laugh, talk, anything...but they friend zone me too quick. God ****ing damnit. Sry for my anger, but i keep seeing these douchbags getting girls without problems and they treat them like shit, while i cant get shit...well, i did ONCE makeout with a girl and eat her out, shit was epic, but after that its been a dead zone.

 

[Raziaar]

About girls, i ****ing hate when they post statuses on facebook about their boyfriends. This just in:

" i remember yu driving to my house in the middle of the night, im the that makes you laugh when yu know yu bout cry i know your favorite songs and yu tell me bout yur dreams and i know where yu belong and i think its here with me;"

STFU **** STOP MAKING ME DEPRESSED BY FORCING ME TO REALIZE I WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRL THAT WILL WRITE ANYTHING LIKE THAT ABOUT ME

/rage

Thank god. It'd be horrible to have somebody write something that retarded about you. Maybe if it were halfway cogent and intelligent it'd be another story.

 

[Dog--]

About girls, i ****ing hate when they post statuses on facebook about their boyfriends. This just in:

" i remember yu driving to my house in the middle of the night, im the that makes you laugh when yu know yu bout cry i know your favorite songs and yu tell me bout yur dreams and i know where yu belong and i think its here with me;"

STFU **** STOP MAKING ME DEPRESSED BY FORCING ME TO REALIZE I WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRL THAT WILL WRITE ANYTHING LIKE THAT ABOUT ME

/rage

The depressing feeling is amplified if it's your ex saying that stuff :frown:

 

[Some_God]

Do what I do... delete your FB account. Bad things come out of it.

 

[tesher06]

I hate when girls act like that on facebook, they type these dramatic posts which are really stupid.

 

[Darkside55]

Let's all play a fun game called staying on topic. This thread is terrible.

implying this thread wasn't terrible before everyone got off topic

im the that makes you laugh when yu know yu bout cry

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[Raziaar]

Yeaaaaaaaaa.