No girlfriend?

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oh god I'm so alone
 
No girlfriend and no sex in almost 1 year. I've been down this road before and its not fun. Also this woman I work with is sex hungry (she told a friend of mine and she told me) so maybe I'd hit it after a few drinks. she hits on me a lot but is ugly but i guess i can always work my way up the ladder
 
Warped said:
No girlfriend and no sex in almost 1 year. I've been down this road before and its not fun. Also this woman I work with is sex hungry (she told a friend of mine and she told me) so maybe I'd hit it after a few drinks. she hits on me a lot but is ugly but i guess i can always work my way up the ladder
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she sounds like a prime candidate for hood rat status in my opinion. let her work on you a bit and THEN move on.
 
Dont have one. And its great. Had one freshman year here at college and it ruined everything.
 
Tyguy said:
she sounds like a prime candidate for hood rat status in my opinion. let her work on you a bit and THEN move on.
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yeah i have the ample opportunity this weekend to hit it up with her. she probably let me pee in her butt she so horny
 
Remember, we sometimes misinterpret women.

If a woman comes up to me at work and asks for my stapler, imo she basically wants to **** me.

But the woman only wants the stapler.

There may be no butt peeing, be warned.
 
I have a money pit, I mean girlfriend...

I must have failed somewhere.
 
Haha to the above.

I don't know though, I want to ask out a girl to homecoming (I'm a junior in highschool), but she is smart, and busy with cheer, and her friend told me that she is trying to convince her to go to homecoming but she doesn't really want to go :/.
 
tesher06 said:
Haha to the above.

I don't know though, I want to ask out a girl to homecoming (I'm a junior in highschool), but she is smart, and busy with cheer, and her friend told me that she is trying to convince her to go to homecoming but she doesn't really want to go :/.
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Maybe she only wants to go if you ask her?
 
Her friend didn't mention my name, and besides I lack confidence to ask, she always has a smile on her face which kind of makes it hard to go talk to her as it makes you nervous.
 
As a matter of fact, I have no girlfriend and I consider it a good thing because I get more free time that way.
 
I've become more or less indifferent to the thought of having a girlfriend. Years before I desperately craved for a companion and that didn't go well as you can imagined, desperation is not a winning formula. Of course, it would be nice to grow old with some soul mate but I've become more critical to the idea of a relationship from observing and witnessing all the shit my friends go through with their relationships. Bickering and arguing over the smallest silliest thing, hell even my parents get on their nerves all the time after being together for such a long time, so yeah, why even bother... :|

As for the sex part, well there's always the Tenga Flip Hole you can succumb to. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo7tBpT7T0
 
I broke up with my girlfriend.

I am better off and much happier.
 
I haven't had a girlfriend in around three years and frankly I've been doing wonderfully without one. I can do what I want all the time, much of which is reveling in glorious bachelor-dom, and I spend my money on stuff I want. I hook up with girls, often repeatedly, but avoid anything serious. It's been going great.
 
tesher06 said:
Her friend didn't mention my name, and besides I lack confidence to ask, she always has a smile on her face which kind of makes it hard to go talk to her as it makes you nervous.
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Man up and do it.
 
It's been approximately 1 year and 2 months since I dumped my last gf. I guess I shouldn't have been so selfish, but I got tired of the constant drama revolving around her family and friends.

I'm perfectly happy making love to myself for now. I'm starting to get lonely though.

My pecker isn't exactly a very interesting conversationalist nor is it very romantic, uhh so yeah, maybe it's time for me to find a new mate.
 
tesher06 said:
Her friend didn't mention my name, and besides I lack confidence to ask, she always has a smile on her face which kind of makes it hard to go talk to her as it makes you nervous.
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Do it. At the very least, you'll get a smile out of it.
 
DO IT.

You must. Your groin compels you, my friend.
 
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zombieturtle01 said:
*Holds out Beacon*

DARKSIDDEEEEEE55
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I don't have one because i'm ugly and fat, luckily I'm currently not in love.
 
I've come to the conclusion that girls do not make good girlfriends, unfortunately.

I've always thought of myself as the perfect boyfriend since I'm honest, faithful, nice, and thoughtful. I don't think this is what interests girls, after all. Maybe because it's all about the chase.

I guess you have to be a piece of shit asshole to maintain a relationship, because that's the only time it has worked out for me for any length of time.
 
VirusType2 said:
I guess you have to be a piece of shit asshole to maintain a relationship, because that's the only time it has worked out for me for any length of time.
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In my experience yeah.... Why is this? It's completely backwards.
 
Warped said:
yeah i have the ample opportunity this weekend to hit it up with her. she probably let me pee in her butt she so horny
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I don't see why she wouldn't. All you need to do is warm her up a bit with witty charm and fervent romanticism as you utter the words "ya know, I care for you so much...I feel like we are great together. Can I pee in your butt?".

If that fails, offer a blumpkin as a secondary option and if she still resists...knock her out and shit on her chest.
 
Right I'm going back to my asshole routine. Afterall, I am pretty badass.
 
Pulse said:
I'm fairly sure I'm asexual.
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Does that entail having sex with yourself or just have the ability to produce offspring? If so, would your child come out of your butt?
 
VirusType2 said:
I've always thought of myself as the perfect boyfriend since I'm honest, faithful, nice, and thoughtful.

I guess you have to be a piece of shit asshole to maintain a relationship
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Everybody pipe down! The show's about to start! This is the part that we've all waited for; the show's about to start!
 
Tyguy said:
Does that entail having sex with yourself or just have the ability to produce offspring? If so, would your child come out of your butt?
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Supposedly 'Asexuality' is like 'Atheism', a total or near total lack of sexuality. Being sexually charged towards yourself would probably be 'Autosexuality'. Supposedly the terms differ from 'Asexual Reproduction', which is the scientific term you're thinking of.

That's if you don't believe that 'Asexuality' is simply a blanket term for people who have given up on themselves, or are otherwise distracted from sexual matters because of more pressing problems in their lives. Which is the kind of prejudiced statement I'm going to air because frankly, who's going to stop me?

And do I have a girlfriend? Ahahahahaha. No.
 
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