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Come on baby, you know it's not like that.
 
CptStern said:
because it's letting you off easy. it's the george constanza line: "it's not you it's me". it's nice way of saying "I'm not that into you so maybe we should see other people""
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No, not as a breakup line, but in reverse, like how BHC said it. "Perhaps even too good for me." I don't understand that. It's like you're purposefully devaluing yourself while putting someone else on a pedestal.
 
Put yourself on a god damn pedestal first, bastards. Or at least start to climb one.
 
Darkside55 said:
I don't understand that. It's like you're purposefully devaluing yourself while putting someone else on a pedestal.
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It's used too much but sometimes it's true.
Have you never known a couple and thought "he's way to good for her" or "she's way too good for him"?
 
Im way to good for anyone. So I guess I just settle.
 
Darkside55 said:
I never understand why people say things like, "You're too good for me." You're saying, "I'm an undeserving person who isn't entitled to have nice things or things I have decided are beyond my own stature."
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Darkside55 said:
No, not as a breakup line, but in reverse, like how BHC said it. "Perhaps even too good for me." I don't understand that. It's like you're purposefully devaluing yourself while putting someone else on a pedestal.
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You seem to have answered your own question here. Perhaps some context would put things more into perspective. She is quite objectively a better person than I am. That is to say, she gives more of a shit and is part of many student organizations, does service projects for underprivileged communities, believes in the goodness of all humans, etc. When I say too good, I quite literally mean I'd like to see more of her sadistic, nihilistic, "just don' give a ****" side. She's quite the perfectionist busy body.

Good as an implication of socially imposed moral standing, not in direct relation to my own faults, of which I have none--obviously.
 
Darkside55 said:
No, not as a breakup line, but in reverse, like how BHC said it. "Perhaps even too good for me." I don't understand that. It's like you're purposefully devaluing yourself while putting someone else on a pedestal.
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this is an excuse. it's a way that insecure people get out of taking the chance of asking someone out: "they're too good for me, they'd never go out with me". no one is "too good" for anyone else. class, social standing, looks ...doesnt really count in the eyes clouded by love/attraction. how often have you seen a real knock out with what looks like a shaved monkey wearing clothes? or a good looking guy dating a ham faced bridge troll? it could be money, a big dick or it could be that the person sees beyond their looks or social standing etc. I've seen the fugliest guys get very good looking women, and I've also seen good looking guys unable to attract anything that isnt a hoochie or dishrag 2 bit ho. Personality counts 100% of the time
 
True to the last statement above. Teens are stupid when it comes to personality.
 
No girlfriend for me. There has only been 1 girl that would be perfect for me, but i realized this too late. She had the EXACT same political and philosophical believes that i did. We were like a hivemind, and she was hot too. The few times we talked she was really nervous and you could tell she liked me.

I never went in for the kill though...she moved :(

oh GOD I WANT TO GO BACK IN TIME BAWWWWWHUHUHU

seriously depressing :( Now i look at her facebook profile and she has a boyfriend and they look really happy together.....i could of had that!!! THAT COULD OF BEEN ME HUGGING HER



**** MEEEEEEEEEEEEE *opens a bottle of vodka*
 
lol rav she would've ended up moving either way.
 
Yes but i could of atleast been with her before she moved, i could of experienced having a girlfriend! Better to have loved than to never have loved!
 
Man kicking yourself right now over it is probably better then feeling miserable about losing a girl you loved lol
 
tesher06 said:
Why do many guys hate having girlfriends? I talked to a few friends at school and they say it's not worth it because how girls act.
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I've found it's best to go with the older girls. I went out with a 24 year old, and it was great. Me being 21. I was still probably more mature, but I'm mature for my age.
 
A missed opportunity is a learning experience not a mourning!
 
I have no idea why this thread is still open and strong ten pages.
 
Because people are dumb and find this thread far more interesting than the hordes of better ones.
 
I read through this thread (in its entirety) every morning to start my day off right.
 
Just came from the grocery store. Walking out with my ****ing grocery cart like a mother****er.

Okay, so look left - 2 honeys sitting on the curb smoking. So I'm thinking, I guess they work in one of the shops in this strip mall and are taking a smoke break. Meh.

Then, I noticed quite a bit of exposed leg. I zeroed in like a classic dogfighter zeros in, lining up the two axis to light that ass up with machine gun fire. I got a lock.

She tightened up her legs trying to hide the pussy, but then she decided it was cool as I gave my fabulous zoolander face. The cat was just about to bust out of those panties, sucking on a ****ing lollipop and sucking that shit as she looked at me look at her, sitting on the curb like a ****ing dude would sit.

This is why it's always important to be prepared for anything. You have to be ready to start talking.

Well, there won't be a next time for her. I've ruined it by staring and not talking. This is why I don't have a girlfriend.

Hit the showers, we'll try harder next week.
 
Oh man. I don't even know how I made that mistake. Sorry Viper. Post edited.
 
VirusType2 said:
Just came from the grocery store. Walking out with my ****ing grocery cart like a mother****er.

Okay, so look left - 2 honeys sitting on the curb smoking. So I'm thinking, I guess they work in one of the shops in this strip mall and are taking a smoke break. Meh.

Then, I noticed quite a bit of exposed leg. I zeroed in like a classic dogfighter zeros in, lining up the two axis to light that ass up with machine gun fire. I got a lock.

She tightened up her legs trying to hide the pussy, but then she decided it was cool as I gave my fabulous zoolander face. The cat was just about to bust out of those panties, sucking on a ****ing lollipop and sucking that shit as she looked at me look at her, sitting on the curb like a ****ing dude would sit.

This is why it's always important to be prepared for anything. You have to be ready to start talking.

Well, there won't be a next time for her. I've ruined it by staring and not talking. This is why I don't have a girlfriend.

Hit the showers, we'll try harder next week.
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Who wants a smoker anyway right guys?
 
Tobacco - No
Weed - Yes (no pothead tho, occasional smoker is ok)
 
I'm 22. Never had a girlfriend. Never dated. Never held hands. And never attempted to flirt or ask anyone out. Because I'm too introverted to even comprehend such a thing.

It had somewhat of an impact on my self esteem from 18-21; it seemed like everyone had a boyfriend/girlfriend besides me. But now, I just don't care anymore. There are other things in life besides the prospect of love. If I find it someday, through blind luck or otherwise, then great. If it never happens and I die alone, I don't give a damn.
 
ShadowArmy said:
I'm 22. Never had a girlfriend. Never dated. Never held hands. And never attempted to flirt or ask anyone out. Because I'm too introverted to even comprehend such a thing.

It had somewhat of an impact on my self esteem from 18-21; it seemed like everyone had a boyfriend/girlfriend besides me. But now, I just don't care anymore. There are other things in life besides the prospect of love. If I find it someday, through blind luck or otherwise, then great. If it never happens and I die alone, I don't give a damn.
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This, only 19.
 
Baal said:
Who wants a smoker anyway right guys?
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I made a mistake, she was sucking on a lollipop. Her friend was smoking. I swear she was trying to suck it sexy too. Maybe that's just how I saw it.

They were only in their early 20's, which is kinda gross, but... **** it.
 
VirusType2 said:
I made a mistake, she was sucking on a lollipop. Her friend was smoking. I swear she was trying to suck it sexy too. Maybe that's just how I saw it.

They were only in their early 20's, which is kinda gross, but... **** it.
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**** IT INDEED.
As long as they're old enough to take out and get drunk with. Or else, what? Dinner? Movie? Hanging out at the mall? Shit's so highschool.
 
I actually met a great girl last night. I'm 20 by the way, and last year, I hadn't even dated a single girl. Now I'm already past a six month relationship.

tl;dr: cheer up!
 
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