Nonsensical Quotes (A Game)

Lets not google these poeple, it takes away all of the challange
 
"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
 
Hmmmmm. Well, I said that once, if you switch blanks with explosive shells.

I don't knwo that one.
 
No clue... maybe if we could add also if its from a book, famous person, or movie or something with the quote to make it easier?
 
Originally posted by OCybrManO
"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
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Funny....but never heard it.
 
Hmm, that makes it alot easier... but still hmm for me
 
Awww come on... here are a few of his other quotes:

"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."

"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"

"I ran three miles today. Finally I said, 'Lady take your purse.'"

"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas..."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something..."

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

Still no clue?
 
Originally posted by OCybrManO
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
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LMAO!!!!
 
I have no clue. at all. and I watch a lot of standup.

'course, it is more recent standup, but still.
 
Originally posted by OCybrManO
Awww come on... here are a few of his other quotes:

"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."

"I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'"

"I ran three miles today. Finally I said, 'Lady take your purse.'"

"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas..."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."

"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something..."

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

Still no clue?
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Hahahaha omg no but those are damn funny
 
Originally posted by CyberSh33p
I have no clue. at all. and I watch a lot of standup.

'course, it is more recent standup, but still.
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Me too, I think my favourite comedian has to be dane cook, I just got his new DVD "Harmful if Swallowed"
 
Damn you all...

It's Emo Philips.



I'm not sure who my favorite comedian of all time would be... I'll have think about that.
 
I think Robin Williams said this in a movie," Ahh! My balls, they're on fire!"
Edit: Oh, and my favourite comedian is: George Bush
 
K dude... the point of this game is not to reveal the person who said the quote
 
hehe, pick a new guy to pick a quote cybrman. And yeah, dane cook is great :) I also like lewis black. If it wasn't for that horse...
 
Originally posted by Tredoslop
I think Robin Williams said this in a movie," Ahh! My balls, they're on fire!"
Edit: Oh, and my favourite comedian is: George Bush
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Death to Smoochy... that's a great movie.
 
Originally posted by OCybrManO
Damn you all...

It's Emo Philips.



I'm not sure who my favorite comedian of all time would be... I'll have think about that.
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Ahhhh, not a fan of the 80's though, or I would have gotten it
 
Guess who said this:
Ahhhh, not a fan of the 80's though, or I would have gotten it.
 
Originally posted by CyberSh33p
hehe, pick a new guy to pick a quote cybrman. And yeah, dane cook is great :) I also like lewis black. If it wasn't for that horse...
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I like lewis black too... hmm... who else...

wow we jacked this thread... lets get it back on topic - Cyber pick someone
 
I'll pick Tredoslop because of his excellent taste in movies... or at least one of them.

... but pick a good quote.
 
Originally posted by Tredoslop
Guess who said this:
Ahhhh, not a fan of the 80's though, or I would have gotten it.
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Hmm... shit I dont know
 
"Luke, I am your father"
Here's an easy one. If you don't get it, I'll slap you with a salmon.
 
Patricia Helmon?

Kidding - James Earl Jones/Darth Vader

Edit - Damn you for being faster sh33p! :cheese:
 
ok,since I got that one first (haha white :p)

"If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."

edit - sorry I took a while, I had to verify its correctness
 
Alrighty, this is a tough one:

"If your not part of the problem, your part of the solution!"
 
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