thenerdguy
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Let the joke fly.
Ill start.
What is a Dog?
1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4) They growl when they're not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to play.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They are great at begging.
8) They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9) They leave their toys everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're little men in fur coats
What is a Cat?
1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt?
A. A mechanic
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. A woman standing at the bar can't help but notice and say "excuse me, but did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate looks at the woman and says "Arrr, I do, and it's drivin me nuts!"
Ok thats some from me. Lets hear some from you guys.
Ill start.
What is a Dog?
1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4) They growl when they're not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to play.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They are great at begging.
8) They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9) They leave their toys everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're little men in fur coats
What is a Cat?
1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt?
A. A mechanic
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. A woman standing at the bar can't help but notice and say "excuse me, but did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate looks at the woman and says "Arrr, I do, and it's drivin me nuts!"
Ok thats some from me. Lets hear some from you guys.
