Pirates vs Ninjas - THE ULTIMATE BATTLE!

Pirates vs. Ninjas, who wins?

  • Pirates

    Votes: 38 45.8%

  • Ninjas

    Votes: 45 54.2%
  • Total voters
    83
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I assumed we were talking about pirates from colonial times. Modern pirates would certainly be heavily armed with fully automatic weapons. You don't commandeer a ship with a flint-lock anymore.

Or maybe you can. But you wouldn't.
 
This 'modern' stuff is a two way street, didn't you realize that yet?
 
Modernized pirates(but not modern day pirates) would have night vision goggles for each deckhand and thermal imaging cameras installed on every mast.
 
Dog-- said:
And my bad, forgot about modern. Still, Ninjas have faster reactions (they train to have faster reactions)
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Fast enough to dodge fire from a AK47 being fired at full auto? :p

Be they modern day or old school, pirates would win! Even with a ninja death star or two in them, pirates would probably be too drunk to care ;)
 
So are we talking about fantasy or reality here? Because I notice all these people voting ninja, and I can't help but think that you're probably all thinking of the romanticized ninja.

Ninjas weren't all that cool, guys. Seriously they weren't all super-ballsy martial artists who hid in the shadows and flipped around and could kill stealthily with their katana. In fact more often than not they didn't own katana and they probably never skulked around that much either. A lot of the stories you hear about ninja were written BY ninja so that they'd get hired for missions. They embellished their abilities and tactics so that they could get work. More accurately these guys were like thugs.

Here's another reality: pirates had guns. A room of ninja on one side, pirates on the other, guess who wins? The side that doesn't have to run toward their opponent. Don't be stupid; ninja aren't going to flip and cut bullets in half and then unleash their ninpo magic. Also, if you have thirty guys in a line, no matter how inaccurate flintlock pistols were, 30 guys lined up shooting 30 other guys, a ton of them are going to go down. And whatever remaining ninja, don't fool yourself, would NOT have the skills to throw kunai or shuriken or caltrops and kill THIRTY PIRATES before they waltzed in with their sabers and bucklers and wrecked the ninjas' shit.

Plus they're infinitely cooler. Ninjas are shit.
 
Darkside just tore this thread a new anus.
 
Thread anus... I suppose thats where crappy threads come from eh? Eh? /pun.
 
Darkside55 said:
So are we talking about fantasy or reality here? Because I notice all these people voting ninja, and I can't help but think that you're probably all thinking of the romanticized ninja.

Ninjas weren't all that cool, guys. Seriously they weren't all super-ballsy martial artists who hid in the shadows and flipped around and could kill stealthily with their katana. In fact more often than not they didn't own katana and they probably never skulked around that much either. A lot of the stories you hear about ninja were written BY ninja so that they'd get hired for missions. They embellished their abilities and tactics so that they could get work. More accurately these guys were like thugs.

Here's another reality: pirates had guns. A room of ninja on one side, pirates on the other, guess who wins? The side that doesn't have to run toward their opponent. Don't be stupid; ninja aren't going to flip and cut bullets in half and then unleash their ninpo magic. Also, if you have thirty guys in a line, no matter how inaccurate flintlock pistols were, 30 guys lined up shooting 30 other guys, a ton of them are going to go down. And whatever remaining ninja, don't fool yourself, would NOT have the skills to throw kunai or shuriken or caltrops and kill THIRTY PIRATES before they waltzed in with their sabers and bucklers and wrecked the ninjas' shit.

Plus they're infinitely cooler. Ninjas are shit.
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Very well spoken Darkside.

Pirates are cooler. Not software pirates though. Those guys are dorks. :dork:

Mainly because they pirate games and are the ones responsible for crappy intrusive software like SecuROM......and Steam.

EDIT> LOL, I can't but notice that the votes for ninjas has surpassed pirates. Asian Culture fanbois. :dork:
 
Ren.182 said:
Fast enough to dodge fire from a AK47 being fired at full auto? :p

Be they modern day or old school, pirates would win! Even with a ninja death star or two in them, pirates would probably be too drunk to care ;)
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I meant in a duel, raising their weapons. A Ninja would be aware of a pirates presence before the pirate was aware of the Ninja, and the Ninja would also strike faster be it with a star/knife or a sword.


Darkside55 said:
So are we talking about fantasy or reality here? Because I notice all these people voting ninja, and I can't help but think that you're probably all thinking of the romanticized ninja.

Ninjas weren't all that cool, guys. Seriously they weren't all super-ballsy martial artists who hid in the shadows and flipped around and could kill stealthily with their katana. In fact more often than not they didn't own katana and they probably never skulked around that much either. A lot of the stories you hear about ninja were written BY ninja so that they'd get hired for missions. They embellished their abilities and tactics so that they could get work. More accurately these guys were like thugs.

Here's another reality: pirates had guns. A room of ninja on one side, pirates on the other, guess who wins? The side that doesn't have to run toward their opponent. Don't be stupid; ninja aren't going to flip and cut bullets in half and then unleash their ninpo magic. Also, if you have thirty guys in a line, no matter how inaccurate flintlock pistols were, 30 guys lined up shooting 30 other guys, a ton of them are going to go down. And whatever remaining ninja, don't fool yourself, would NOT have the skills to throw kunai or shuriken or caltrops and kill THIRTY PIRATES before they waltzed in with their sabers and bucklers and wrecked the ninjas' shit.

Plus they're infinitely cooler. Ninjas are shit.
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Pirates had one shot pistols, all the Ninja has to do is run from side to side, and in the 30/30 line-up, I'd guess it'd take about 5-10 Ninjas left to go and stab the **** out of all the pirates while they take 10 mins to reload.

By the way, I'm not talking about some guy who in the mob over emphasizing/lying about himself as a slo-mo martial art Ninja, I'm talking about Ninjas who were bred for these purposes from birth (and don't feed me any bullshit, they DID exist, few of them, but they still did exist, they were trained with many different weapons as well as different MA styles.)

You got to remember, they have spies like this today, and they've been around for a long time.
 
Dog-- said:
Pirates had one shot pistols, all the Ninja has to do is run from side to side, and in the 30/30 line-up, I'd guess it'd take about 5-10 Ninjas left to go and stab the **** out of all the pirates while they take 10 mins to reload.

By the way, I'm not talking about some guy who in the mob over emphasizing/lying about himself as a slo-mo martial art Ninja, I'm talking about Ninjas who were bred for these purposes from birth (and don't feed me any bullshit, they DID exist, few of them, but they still did exist, they were trained with many different weapons as well as different MA styles.)

You got to remember, they have spies like this today, and they've been around for a long time.
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I have a few antique flintlock pistols myself that was passed down to me as family heirlooms. They don't take 10 minutes to reload.

Ninja's are pansies compared to pirates. Admit it.

Besides, pirates probably would have more than one ready-to-fire pistol. They would carry around four or five at a time on a belt.

30 pirates. pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow

30 dead ninjas.
 
It's not about it taking 5 minutes or 1 minute, it takes ****ing 5 second to run 30 feet and slice you a new asshole.. And it also probably takes them more then 5 seconds to take another one out and aim it. If you've got one shot out of a terribly inaccurate gun, running side to side would almost certainly avoid the bullet. In the time it takes a pirate to shoot, miss and take out another gun, a Ninja (or normal person for that matter) would be able to run up to the ninja and draw their sword in a matter of seconds.

Ninjas are like WAY COOLER. If you think dirty grimy thieves are cool, go cuddle up with a bum on the street same thing as a pirate, but on land.


Plus, if pirates are SO cool, why are Ninjas ahead in the polls? THEY ARE BETTER THAT'S WHY.
 
Dog-- said:
Ninjas are like WAY COOLER. If you think dirty grimy thieves are cool, go cuddle up with a bum on the street same thing as a pirate, but on land.
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ZOMFG! Did you just compare a poor down-on-his luck homeless man to a ruthless pirate?!?! OMG! What an asshole!

/kidding :LOL:
 
o i m stoopid/ghey pirates ownz da ninjers!!!@21@1
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I'm still loling at that.

But if we are talking about modern pirates that's just dumb. When anyone thinks about pirates they think about colonial pirates, especially when people think about pirates versus ninjas.
 
Ninjas. No contest.

EDIT: Wow people take this seriously.
 
I've proven every stupid pirate argument WRONG in this thread, there is no way to disagree, Ninjas would win, period.
 
o i m stoopid/ghey pirates ownz da ninjers!!!@21@1
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Whoever made this garbage up could get owned by both pirates and ninjas, simply because they have little brain function to write something proper, let alone the precision, decision skills, reflex, and motor ability to carry out battle.
 
22/37 people disagree.

That is if your making fun of me, if your not, then your just retarded and don't know I wrote that in first post. :)
 
Saturos said:
Pirates are cooler. Not software pirates though. Those guys are dorks. :dork:
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Software pirates are cool too.


AND WHAT THE ****. Where'd all the Ninjas come from raising the vote count? ****ing invisible ****s!



Saturos said:
Besides, pirates probably would have more than one ready-to-fire pistol. They would carry around four or five at a time on a belt.
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Dunno about on a belt, but definitely around their neck. Blackbeard was one of the ones who had this dashing pirate appearance.
 
Knights would win.

Wait, hey someone should make a mod t--never mind.
 
Look, the pirates have to deceive people to get more votes for their cause.

Path-e-o-tech.

(and Ninjas just got another vote, lol)
 
I think that none of these fellows would win. I think that the winners would be Aliams.
 
If the pirates win, they weren't fighting ninjas in the first place.
 
Dog-- said:
Look, the pirates have to deceive people to get more votes for their cause.

Path-e-o-tech.

(and Ninjas just got another vote, lol)
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Just you wait... the night hours(night for me anyways!) is the domain of the ninja... all the pirates will be coming out of their sleeping quarters come sunrise and we will dominate!
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Or Vaginas. Yeah, oh HELL YEAH...
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Willie is a butt pirate, because he steal's people's virginity. Therefore he wins this thread by default anyways even if he's not on the poll.

Besides, ninja's in wittle bwack jammies is so girly IMO.
 
Pirates win because ninjas ****ing suck, really. They're ahead in the polls because this forum is full of ******y douche weeaboos.
 
Dog-- said:
I've proven every stupid pirate argument WRONG in this thread, there is no way to disagree, Ninjas would win, period.
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Not really. :p All you've done is over exagerate the time it takes a pirate to do anything and say that ninja's can do anything in a split second. :p

Besides, whos says the pirate has to fire his pistol then reload or draw another? I'd draw two pistols at once, fire both, drop them and draw my sword to stop all those injured ninja's stumbling towards me to bleed all over me. :)

And pirates are way cooler. When have you seen a cool ninja movie? Never. Every pirate movie is awesome.
 
Dog-- said:
I meant in a duel, raising their weapons. A Ninja would be aware of a pirates presence before the pirate was aware of the Ninja, and the Ninja would also strike faster be it with a star/knife or a sword.
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ninjas are people they have the same 5 senses a pirate does. So why are they aware of pirates, where as Pirates aren't aware of them? A gun is a lot faster than a throwing star.


Pirates had one shot pistols, all the Ninja has to do is run from side to side, and in the 30/30 line-up, I'd guess it'd take about 5-10 Ninjas left to go and stab the **** out of all the pirates while they take 10 mins to reload.
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Volley fire from 30 pirates is not dodgeable.

By the way, I'm not talking about some guy who in the mob over emphasizing/lying about himself as a slo-mo martial art Ninja, I'm talking about Ninjas who were bred for these purposes from birth (and don't feed me any bullshit, they DID exist, few of them, but they still did exist, they were trained with many different weapons as well as different MA styles.)
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Have you any reliable sources of these so called super human ninjas that actually existed?

You got to remember, they have spies like this today, and they've been around for a long time.
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James Bond is not real, and that is not how spies work today.
 
Mr Stabby said:
James Bond is not real, and that is not how spies work today.
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100 times this.

If a spy acted like James Bond and went shooting his mouth all over the place "HI! I'm mother****ing James Bond BITCH!", and blowing up embassies (see Casino Royale). You can bet your ass whichever agency was using him would deny any knowledge or responsibility for his actions and let him rot for the rest of his days in some foreign prison.
 
Let me see if i get your scenarios correct here,

30 Pirates vs 30 Ninjas
1 Room​


And the pirates get modern day wepons?
Well of course! Now, for our next event, watch Bill Gates take a shot for the heavywheight title. Oh, and he's armed with a Bazoka.
Stupid are you. But even if i like pirates, and even if they are armed, i got to say that ninjas whould destroy every drunk of his ass pirate.
 
Dog-- said:
The Ninja, because the Pirate never seen the Ninja in the first place, if they did their job correctly.



Ninjas can't swim, but they can run across the surface of water, I'd like to see a pirate hit them while doing that. I'd also like to see how the pirates would even see the ninjas if they are running across the water at night, also having like 10 silently climb/run up the side of a ship and woop the pirates ass. Although if you want to make it real life, a ninja would have James Bond-like gadgets (meaning a rebreather the size of a fist).. In fact, James Bond is basically a Ninja out of uniform, tbh. And he can KICK ANY pirates ass.

And to anyone who say ninjas don't do anything..



Those were shitty poorly trained ninjas, but they got the core of it right.
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Drug dealers>Pirates>Ninjas
 
Mr Stabby said:
ninjas are people they have the same 5 senses a pirate does. So why are they aware of pirates, where as Pirates aren't aware of them? A gun is a lot faster than a throwing star.
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Because employing stealth makes you hard to detect. There's a reason why ninjas operate at night, draped in black cloth, and make use of silent-but-deadly weapons.


Mr Stabby said:
Volley fire from 30 pirates is not dodgeable.
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You say that like the Ninjas would face pistolioed Pirates in one big, easy to shoot group. :p
 
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