Pokemon are Real...

People also think DBZ is real and that you can shoot balls of energy out of your hands. Weeaboos believe anything Japan does is real.
 
I would do anything to have sex with Buizel, though im not quite as dedicated as you are Nizy. Im not into vomit or urination or any of that kind of stuff, but he can **** my tailhole anyday. I'd love to make him cum, preferably in my mouth or all over me. Buizel single-handedly turned me gay.
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Things like this make me vomit.

EDIT: Holy crap, one guy has posted over a million times!!!
 
I loled at the halo reference to non-beleivers:

Some people just can seem to grasp the concept that Pokemon do in fact exist. They're just too busy playing Halolz or some other annoying mountain dew induced puke fest.
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They may be toys, but many of them are a symbolic or even spiritual connection to our partners, and act as a bridge between our world and the digital world by sheer love and belief.
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:LOL:
 
Wow.

We dont believe that GLaDOS is real, or Gordan, or G-Man are? Or do we? o_O

They really need to go into a padded room.... and stay there... FOREVER!
 
Wow, something that I actually agree with on this topic.

But yea, thoes guys are freaks.
 
Who cares, let them be happy in their bliss of ignorance.
I am a super saiyan!
 
Lord Vipes said:
Wow.

We dont believe that GLaDOS is real, or Gordan, or G-Man are? Or do we? o_O
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STOP! Never say that again. You will set events in motion so far beyond your understanding that your head will explode. :eek:

Actually, when I saw that these people really think that Pokemon are real, I just wanted to stab them all with a plastic Ladle. (Thereby wrenching their guts out their sides, and proceeding to dance, and draw a pikachu getting assraped by G.man on the ground next to them.)

But that's only the least violent thing I have in mind. :thumbs:

Anyone wanna help? Maybe we should spam them...

EDIT: http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?showtopic=265

Since when did a rock next to the shadow of a bush resemble anything in the pokemon series? At first I thought it was gonna be a rat or something, but that's just retarded. I have come to the conclusion that this is just a bunch of 10 year olds that got access to HTML knowledge somehow, and now think that pokemon are really.... I do admit I used to WISH pokemon were real, but I was never so deluded that I THOUGHT they were real, or wanted to be in some religion that went the extra mile to be even more retarded than Scientology, but only slightly...
 
Something Awful has compiled some of the worst of the stuff from the Digimon website:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/collarme-digiclipse.php?page=4
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The logic is undeniable.

Just take a look here:

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As you can see, Pokemon obviously exist. The logic is right there.
 
Van_Halen said:
I do admit I used to WISH pokemon were real, but I was never so deluded that I THOUGHT they were real, or wanted to be in some religion that went the extra mile to be even more retarded than Scientology, but only slightly...
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Truth. As a kid I thought that it would be cool, but never actually believed it...

Oh, and I stumbled upon this browsing the Zero Punctuation forums. Just so you know :p
 
I was amongst the original few to find the digiclipse forums

Huge lolz @ 'Pentium' who claims to have 'Half a million ($) worth of a computer equipment at his disposal for the 'injection of probes into the internet' and the retrieval of 'real images of the digimon world'. At least their busy posting on the Internet and not outside raping people in the park.
 
Krynn72 said:
People also think DBZ is real and that you can shoot balls of energy out of your hands. Weeaboos believe anything Japan does is real.
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What are Weeaboos again? Are those the Asian culture fanbois over the internets that are totally obsessed with anything and everything Asian? :|
 
They're like Otakin. Only with monsters that fit in your pocket.
 
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