Pokemon are Real...

i go to church, and i relly think jesus is a pokemon
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Probably worse than that VCL forum I so gracefully stumbled on some sad, dark day.
Stay alert citizen, these are dark times.
 
If this doesn't scare you, remember, they don't just jerk off to pikachu, they vote.

It's not the pika-sex that bothers me, it's the fact they have a deranged concept of reality.
 
so if I say that I am a pokeman trainer I can control them? awsome!

then I will catch a girl to use it to "create a pokemon-human hybrid":naughty:
 
LMAO RJMC :LOL:

And of course they have already been flammed and spammed pretty much to the point of starting the forum all over, hence why it is so new.
 
Oh, another tidbit here:

I was playing half-life, when I remembered reading about this thing called the Large Hardon Colider, and they say theres a possiblilty of it making a black hole that could eat the earth? No one knows whats in a black hole. I think it's could be wormhole maybe. It's not there would be evil aliens everywhere, since Half life is just a video game, but still.

Could this somehow be used to reach the "pokemon dimension"
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Followed by:

Well.. Half-life isn't actually real.
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:LOL:

At least we have our sanity, boys.
 
If gay people are allowed, why arent Pokemon and humans allowed?
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EXACTLY. I've been saying it for years. Someone finally agrees.
 
Don't you understand? Through the laws of Quantum Suicide we must deduce that pokemon exist. L2science noobs.
 
User commenting on "Image of the Pokeworld" said:
This might sound kind of lame, but when I saw the first image I started crying. I was just overwhelmed with emotion, something that's only happened to me a few times before. This is an absolutely incredible find, and I honestly am no longer afraid to tell the world about this reality that has been found, because there is now undeniable proof.
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I could browse this for days continually laughing.
 
This has to be some large collaboration of people taking the piss. Or at least, it started as a group of people doing that, and then stupid people just caught on.

It's just too depressingly ridiculous.
 
Yeah, there are people who are posting photoshopped pictures telling them they're real... that's sort of what I used to do when I was like 8, I'd make up stories and tell them to my friends saying they were real and they'd believe me and want to hear more. Of course deep down we knew we were kidding around.... I think atleast, I hope they weren't that stupid.
 
Sure they're better. Hitler actually killed.

Looks like you guys need to step it up a notch.
 
Wait.. so I'm the only one who believes that the Gordon Freeman is real, and that the G-Man is only training Gordon so that he can be an effective leader for us to look up to when the Combine finally come to earth?
 
Then the Pokeworld would be flooded with new Pokemon tournament champions.
 
I'm contemplating joining. I feel like I would be terribly guilty yet terribly loling the entire time.
 
No. No no no NO NO NO ****ING HELL NO. We put that shit behind us.











Don't ever mention that shit again.
 
I will never. EVER. The pokemons will forever be a reminder for what happened.
 
This is quite a sad thread actually, I mean we are a forum community, we love the games that we play, we like talking to each other etc, but we don't think Gordon Freeman is real, we laugh at the fact (callng fake phone numbers under the name of Gordon/Freeman).

But we are by no means sad enough, or stupid enough to be tricked into believing something as stupid as Pokemon is real. I mean, little tiny animals magically glowing white infront of you then turning into this big motherf*cker.

If those people are simply putting on an act, fine. If they believe animals are pokemon, sort of fine. If they believe they are real, they should be sorted out mentally. Someone should go up to them and say 'POKEMON ARE NOT REAL!!' And see what their reaction is, before they start having a civilised conversation with a stranger about a new breed of pokemon.
 
*after reading alot of linked threads*

...they *gotta* be takin' the piss, surely?
 
For their sake, I hope your right.
 
Vegeta897 said:
This has to be some large collaboration of people taking the piss. Or at least, it started as a group of people doing that, and then stupid people just caught on.

It's just too depressingly ridiculous.
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We have a winner. The Flat Earth Society was funny too for about 5 seconds due to all the "old" members talking like it was the bloody 1800s. This however is far more entertaining.

/edit As funny as it may be I wouldn't bother wasting my time. It gets really boring when they change their story a hundred different times to meet up with any logic you throw at them. It's only funny if they stick with their "facts". Anyone looking to set-up a joke site such as these needs to keep that in mind. Explain why you think something exists or is and do not falter from that.
 
pokeman are like god.

...In that their existence defies all logic, and it can't be proven or disproven.


Just because you can't prove they don't exist doesn't mean they do.


Giant spaghetti monster pokeman.
 
This is less plausible than Scientology how?

Or any religion for that matter, but this is probably the saddest/funniest forum I have ever seen.

When they get invaded, oh god...
 
mastag said:
This is less plausible than Scientology how?

Or any religion for that matter, but this is probably the saddest/funniest forum I have ever seen.

When they get invaded, oh god...
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Scientology at least deliberately attempts to **** with your brains.

These guys... hoo, boy.
 
This is blatantly a wonderful collaborative troll project. :D

The responses are all far too perfect, the hypothesis too bizarre, and the whole thing too hilarious for it to be a coincidence that the forum is only a few days old - supposedly having been restored from an earlier database crash. It's also implausible that the news of this hilarity would only get out now.

Fake, but truly, truly wonderful.
 
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