CptStern
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put on your tin hats fellas, maybe Kathaksung is on to something:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/15/uselections2008-barackobama2
so what do you think it'll be? airplanes are sooo 2001, perhaps attack from dirigible? co-ordinated unicycle attacks at strategic military bases throughout the US? trained monkeys on handgliders throwing anthrax laden squirrels at hapless americans? we hav'nt had a good ole manure laden mini van explosion in quite some time but they're pretty shitty at causing mass chaos, no what they need is something big, something big enough to put the fear of terrorist jesus into the hearts and minds of god fearing gun toting americans
US pollsters today put John McCain's chances of overtaking Barack Obama in the final weeks to win the White House as extremely remote given the leads he has built up, the most recent putting him a staggering 14% ahead. ..
"You are more likely to be killed by a meteor dropping on your head than McCain becoming president," said Professor Michael McDonald, who specialises in polls and election number-crunching at Virginia's George Mason University.
Polling experts expect the gap between the two to narrow as election day, November 4, draws closer, and some caution against a landslide win for Obama. But they regard the contest as effectively over barring some dramatic national security crisis.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/15/uselections2008-barackobama2
so what do you think it'll be? airplanes are sooo 2001, perhaps attack from dirigible? co-ordinated unicycle attacks at strategic military bases throughout the US? trained monkeys on handgliders throwing anthrax laden squirrels at hapless americans? we hav'nt had a good ole manure laden mini van explosion in quite some time but they're pretty shitty at causing mass chaos, no what they need is something big, something big enough to put the fear of terrorist jesus into the hearts and minds of god fearing gun toting americans