Santa Clause!

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I just found a picture of a guy I worked with in Kuwait. He would always bug us for CCA descriptions/pictures so he could make Visio drawings of them. Nice guy. They picked him for the Santa position, because he looks way too much like him. They had him on FOX News last year around Christmas time. I don't know the Major in the picture, though.

http://www.wintellect.com/gr_doty/santa.jpg

*sigh* I miss that job. Couldn't beat the pay, and up to $80K is tax free.
 
Infernal Shade said:
I just found a picture of a guy I worked with in Kuwait. He would always bug us for CCA descriptions/pictures so he could make Visio drawings of them. Nice guy. They picked him for the Santa position, because he looks way too much like him. They had him on FOX News last year around Christmas time. I don't know the Major in the picture, though.

http://www.wintellect.com/gr_doty/santa.jpg

*sigh* I miss that job. Couldn't beat the pay, and up to $80K is tax free.



When i was young my brother told me Santa was a serial killer. Iv'e never forgotten it.
 
80K is one sexy number. Why don't you work there anymore? Lol
 
CyberPitz said:
80K is one sexy number. Why don't you work there anymore? Lol

Yeah, but there's a stipulation to that tax free thing (federally, anyway). You have to stay out of the States for at least 330 days out of the year. And you still pay taxes on anything above that amount. The real bitch of it was that you don't get any tax breaks for State and Local taxes. Those bastards nailed me, and I wasn't even in their State for an entire month during the year...bah!

I took an LOA from the military, and worked a one-year contract (as a civilian). When it was getting close to the end of my contract I was asked, "Is there anything we can do to make you stay?" Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to say no? Unfortunately, I had to return to that military obligation. And now I'm looking for another job... *sigh*
 
i see that santa clause forgot his standard issue m16, as well as his sidearm and body armor. santa owes that major a few push ups.
 
gh0st said:
i see that santa clause forgot his standard issue m16, as well as his sidearm and body armor. santa owes that major a few push ups.
Santa could just Ninja that major..why need some guns and armor. He CAN dodge bullets you know...pfft, how do you think eh evades the rockets all the time while flying around the skies?
 
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