So there's this girl...

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And this is but one of 26,300 stories that all begin the same way.

I met her about a month ago, and since then we've talked pretty much daily. She is awesome. Think "Pam from the US version of The Office" but hotter and funnier and more interesting, and I'm Jim except nerdier and funnier. It's great. We can talk for hours without getting bored, we make each other laugh all the time, and she plays Goldeneye 007 and Zelda.

Awesome? I think so.

Anyway I'm going to bed, I just wanted to announce this to whoever. Mostly Willie because he entertained me when I got home
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I'm so happy for you baby. My little boy is finally growing up oh lawdy lawd.
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Except I made out with her for at least an hour straight last night.

[edit] attaboy willeh. Trust me, I've been friendzoned many a time, and this is not one of those times.
 
So I've been talking to this girl for four or five weeks now... she's ****ing amazing. She's got an awesome personality, she plays some video games (for those of you who care...) not to mention she's drop-dead gorgeous. I think I'm in love with her. The only problem is she lives waaay far away ;(
 
Is it toaster? Stop hijacking my thread!

[edit] Sleep time. Goodnight forum (and especially the hot dude at the toll booth
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lefty said:
So I've been talking to this girl for four or five weeks now... she's ****ing amazing. She's got an awesome personality, she plays some video games (for those of you who care...) not to mention she's drop-dead gorgeous. I think I'm in love with her. The only problem is she lives waaay far away ;(
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don't make the mistake I did and let her slip away. Go there. Save your money, get on a plane, get there, and do awesome shit.
 
VirusType2 said:
don't make the mistake I did and let her slip away. Go there. Save your money, get on a plane, get there, and do awesome shit.
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this.
 
lefty said:
So I've been talking to this girl for four or five weeks now... she's ****ing amazing. She's got an awesome personality, she plays some video games (for those of you who care...) not to mention she's drop-dead gorgeous. I think I'm in love with her. The only problem is she lives waaay far away ;(
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I'm in this exact situation :|
 
Im going to london, to see everyone gather at Phobies doorstep and demanding she makes her choice.
Creepy ass internet stalkers... At least ive met the girls i stalk on facebook.
 
Amendment 1

Well, assuming she feels the same way about ya, lefty

might want to give it more time before deciding anyway. like a year
 
I keep meeting these wonderful girls who aren't my current girlfriend.
 
Have you thought about divorce yet? Its important to look at all options here...even though you arent married yet, dont rule divorce out.

*secretly running a divorce firm*
 
I've been talking to this woman for a month now. She's gorgeous and has beautiful brown locks of hair that bounce so blissfully as she walks. We talk about everything; movies, books, class and even our home and family lives. I think I'm in love. She told me the other day that she wants to be an item and I even kissed her last night.

The only problem is she has a gargantuan, floppy, intimidating penis. What should I do guys?
 
As long as it isn't bigger than yours, I don't see a problem. On the other hand, gargantuan you say?
 
In attempt to re-rail:

@ the OP: I think most of us have had that experience. I know I have and I always wish I'd made a move. I can't really put this in any more direct a way: do something about it! Let her know how you feel. Be obvious, be direct and awkward. Tell her you care about her. Invite her over to play some bloody Goldeneye and when you unexpectedly frag her with your klob while you're playing split-screen DK-heads in the library stacks level plant a kiss on her lips.
 
I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC....
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I have no idea where you got the impression that she was underage, she was 38.


BHC said:
Invite her over to play some bloody Goldeneye
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reminds me. I was cursing a fly the other day and I yelled out something like -

Die you bloody ****ing fly!

I don't think I've ever said bloody before, unless I was talking about blood.

And... it's all your faults. Bloody ...English, tainting my awesome American abomination of the English language.
 
I'm actually a fake-o too. Though I don't feel comfortable to reveal my exact whereabouts at this very moment. Though some backpost searching and asking around would reveal it quickly.

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^ i was going to ask you about that. Colour? Ohio?

I figured it had to do with friends.
 
I have swedish spellcheck so every thing I type shows as a typo. I ****ing love that.
 
I have a azerbajaini spellchecker so I dont know what the **** I am writing

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This reminds me of my situation, but much better.
 
There are no girls on the internet. Phobie and toaster-thing are both MEN. In fact, the same MAN, preying on you and wanting to seduce you and then destroy you anally.

Edit: and I don't mean "with excessive attention to detail"
 
Pi Mu Rho said:
There are no girls on the internet. Phobie and toaster-thing are both MEN. In fact, the same MAN, preying on you and wanting to seduce you and then destroy you anally.

Edit: and I don't mean "with excessive attention to detail"
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omgPiifuggenknewit D:
 
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