So there's this girl...

[Tollbooth Willie]

I hate you Dave, I hate you so ****ing much. I'm so proud of you baby.

 

[MJ12]

Making out is fun and all, but takes no real effort. But for a girl to go out with you, especially in daytime takes all kinds of awesome to pull off. I once maneged to pull this feat. The acctual date was horrible but I take pride in managing to get that far.
Yeah, I have it more difficult to go on dates then I have having sex. It's ****ing hilarious.

Rizzo: :| ;( ;( ;(

Well this thread is depressing to read. :|

Yeah, 'tis.

Oh you have no idea.

You bunch of ungrateful mooks, this isn't about you, it's about Dave! You guys should feel proud he's perusing that special someone.

*shakes head in disappointment*
........*starts sniffling*

*starts singing to self*.....I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say.... I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be....
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me,
I promise, I promise you...

*starts crying*

BAHHHHHH

 

[Azner]

I hate you Dave, I hate you so ****ing much. I'm so proud of you baby.

HE IS SIR HENRY ASSCLOWN MOTHERF*CKER!
capscharchar

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Excuse me, SIR HENRY MOTHER****ER ASSCLOWN DAVID.

Bastard.

 

[Azner]

lol Dav Bllros!
Updates dave >:O and toaster please stop :|

 

[nurizeko]

So much happyness...grats....


*sniffle*

All alone...


All by myself....


When I was young, I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Living alone, I think of all the friends I've known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobody's home

All by myself, I don't want to be
All by myself...anymore
All by myself, I don't want to live
All by myself...anymore

Hard to be sure
Sometimes I feel so insecure
And love's so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

All by myself, I don't want to be
All by myself... anymore
All by myself, I don't want to live
All by myself anymore

All by myself, I don't want to be
All by myself...anymore
All by myself, I don't want to live
All by myself.....Anymore......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ5Xs-vv8js

 

[Tyguy]

poor nuri

 

[99.vikram]

So there's this girl I went out with...

No wait, that's not right.. Let's try this:

There's this girl who's driving me crazy but I can't ask out because I obviously have no balls.

Fixed. ;(

 

[lefty]

...I obviously have no balls.

Fixed.

I hope that wasn't intentional and then I just ruined it.

 

[99.vikram]

It gets a little more complicated than that. She's an old friend(ish). And I'd have to meet her family every now and then. It'd just get weird.

And that's assuming she says yes.

 

[lefty]

You'd have to? Why's that?

 

[lefty]

I've never understood why people think it's awkward to ask people out that you've known for a long time. That makes it less awkward. Imo.

 

[Rizzo]

Sex with friends is awesome i hear. I don't know personally becouse i have no friends. None that i whould like to have sex with anyway.

 

[99.vikram]

Sex with friends is awesome i hear.

From whom? You don't have any friends.

 

[Kula Meenur]

/me stands up



HE DOES TOO!

 

[Rizzo]

I... Im... You know...


I made it up.

Edit: Bless you Koola.

 

[Jintor]

It's a good thing you added the "That I would have sex with" addenenum. Addenum. Amendment.

 

[MJ12]

Personally, I'm a lot more likely to want to date a friend than some random person whom I've talked to once or twice before. So shut up and go ask her.

Wurdity. I've tried the other way before, and it plain sucks, it's like "here, let me explain everything to you about me while trying to be all affectionate", way to much damn work, especially since there is more of a chance they won't understand.

 

[nurizeko]

You know what is a lie? The "friend zone." There is no such thing. There never has been and it doesn't look like there's one in the making. Personally, I'm a lot more likely to want to date a friend than some random person whom I've talked to once or twice before. So shut up and go ask her.

Your opinion doesn't count.

 

[Rizzo]

So, what's girls problem with me, Dr. Vagina-man?

I whould like to think that im to damn handsome, and girls just don't think they are good enough for me.
But I do accapt some slight variation on that also.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Maybe it's because you are a complete and utter dick.

 

[Rizzo]

Oh yeah... Heh, almost forgot about that.

 

[MJ12]

In reality they are usually just boring or they smell bad.

...... So that's why D:

*Feels cowardly and less confident*

 

[Sulkdodds]

ZT doesn't even smell interestingly bad. He just smells mediocre.

 

[nurizeko]

My opinion means more than yours lol

The friend zone is a lie made up by self-proclaimed "nice guys" to explain why their female friends don't want to **** them. In reality they are usually just boring or they smell bad, not "too nice" or some bullshit like that.

Of course that's not directed toward any of you, I'm sure that you are all interesting people who smell quite lovely.

Pikturs or ur opinion doesn;t count. :imu:


The friend zone does exist though, its entirely possible to be friends with a female and have that boundry thats not crossed at all, I had that with one of my female aquaintances for ages, we were good friends, we liked hanging out, but there was no chemistry there.

Ussually though I don't get to enjoy the friend zone, I end up in whirlwind romances that end up with yet another stalker.

 

[MJ12]

I've been trying your formula of semen and feces, it's just not strong enough.

 

[Unfocused]

I dunno but didn't u say you made out with her? So how's going out with her a big point now? Too many date threads up in hea.

My thoughts.

So I had sex with this girl...

[a few days pass]

Today she agreed to cuddle! YAY! I'll go watch some TV and bask in my success.


That usually works the other way around.

Good work Stig :thumbs:

 

[Tyguy]

Today she agreed to cuddle! YAY! I'll go watch some TV and bask in my success.

if my back isnt being scratched then **** cuddling.

 

[nurizeko]

But to say that you must romance a girl immediately or otherwise be forever trapped in the FRIENDS ZONE is ridiculous.

If she aint saying "will that be all?" or a relative, then in most cases you should be romancing her immediately, followed by a relationship if your that fussed then eventually ends with a parting of ways and never seeing each other again.

:afro:

 

[Phobie]

My opinion means more than yours lol

The friend zone is a lie made up by self-proclaimed "nice guys" to explain why their female friends don't want to **** them. In reality they are usually just boring or they smell bad, not "too nice" or some bullshit like that.

Of course that's not directed toward any of you, I'm sure that you are all interesting people who smell quite lovely.

This oh god. The friend zone is a ****ing excuse. I've dated friends and it's been so super. In fact we're still friends now instead of BAWWW I R BRAKING UP WITCHU.

 

[Stigmata]

The only difference between the Friend Zone and generic unrequited love is that you talk to the other person a lot. In other words, it exists, but it's a fundamentally meaningless distinction to make.

 

[Viperidae]

This oh god. The friend zone is a ****ing excuse. I've dated friends and it's been so super. In fact we're still friends now instead of BAWWW I R BRAKING UP WITCHU.

Mine thoughts exactly. If you can't talk to them after breaking up, then you shouldn't have been dating in the first place.

 

[Blackthorn]

Mine thoughts exactly. If you can't talk to them after breaking up, then you shouldn't have been dating in the first place.

Depends on the manner of the break up.

 

[Viperidae]

I guess in cirumstances of douchery you're right.* But if it's just the usual 'this isn't working out'...

* You should know who/what you're getting into anyway.

 

[Kase]

The friend zone is a lie made up by self-proclaimed "nice guys" to explain why their female friends don't want to **** them.

and Vice-versa
:thumbs:

 

[Kase]

It's not that s/he wants someone who isn't nice, s/he just wants to try to let you down gently by emphasising your positive qualities rather than the real reasons. As in you are boring and you smell bad.

thats better now
:cheese:

 

[bam23]

so since we're already spilling our guts in this thread, whats everyone's definition of boring?

 

[Jintor]

I'm a ****ing coward.

 

[Qonfused]

Or to tell you that HL2.net isn't a blog and to gtfo.

I like yours a lot better.

 

[Jintor]

Yeah, the rest of you are all dicks.