So there's this girl...

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lol Pi, that's pretty siggable with the edit
 
Darkside55 said:
Talked for a month? Welcome to the Friend Zone.
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This.

Your pidgeonholed man, your never gonna be anything more then an airport trolley to unload baggage on, and then be left by the gate as she flies off to more exciting guys.


Sux4u.


Except I made out with her for at least an hour straight last night.
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I had a friend who made up stories to. Luckily your not him, grats. :)







.....So theres this girl I know, she is really great to talk to, loves the things I likes, she likes gaming, she likes LoTR's, she likes the type of music I like, she loves stupid roadtrips and all that crazy crap, and just to totally win this thread, she has the most awesome green eyes ever.


Sulkdodds said:
I keep meeting these wonderful girls who aren't my current girlfriend.
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I hate how girls only seem to come on strongly to me more often when I am already in a relationship, its really lame.


@ the OP: I think most of us have had that experience. I know I have and I always wish I'd made a move. I can't really put this in any more direct a way: do something about it! Let her know how you feel. Be obvious, be direct and awkward. Tell her you care about her. Invite her over to play some bloody Goldeneye and when you unexpectedly frag her with your klob while you're playing split-screen DK-heads in the library stacks level plant a kiss on her lips.
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Planting a long romantic smacker on a really great hot female gamer friend while playing a round of TF2 or whatever........I could go for that.
 
<RJMC> said:
I have a azerbajaini spellchecker so I dont know what the **** I am writing

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Nor does anyone else.
 
So there's this girl I met. She turned out to be man.

We had sex anyway.
 
Holy shit Mellish i thought you where me for a secound there...
So when i read that i had sex with a man i was pretty surprised.
 
BHC said:
I think most of us have had that experience. I know I have and I always wish I'd made a move. I can't really put this in any more direct a way: do something about it! Let her know how you feel. Be obvious, be direct and awkward. Tell her you care about her. Invite her over to play some bloody Goldeneye and when you unexpectedly frag her with your klob while you're playing split-screen DK-heads in the library stacks level plant a kiss on her lips.
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You are a genius.

I should probably shower first.
 
There's this girl I was seeing, until she saw me through the window.

Bah! I tried.
 
I keep not meeting all these awesome girls.
 
Stigmata said:
You are a genius.

I should probably shower first.
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And get some cosmetic surgery.



And a new shirt would'nt kill you either, get a nice short sleeved one with a purple silk tie, and a little cute bunch of flowers.



Try and act all cute and nervious when you go to sit down and play, like bumbling up yer words and visibly scared of the prospect of near future intimacy, which your wild virgin imagination is going nuts on.


Hey were gaming nerds, might as well fit the stereotype.

Then totally become a beast in bed, swear to god they'll not know what hit them.
 
So there's this girl I met...

She's just a friend.
 
So there's this girl I met...

Last time I saw her I busted open my kneecaps. I may be seeing her October 1st.
 
So theres this girl I met.

Whenever she gives me hugs they turn into back rubs. its kinda hawt
 
So there was this girl I met online - her name is candy and she wants to meet. I think it'll end up fantastically.
 
**** YEAH I ASKED HER OUT AND SHE SAID YES
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Letters said:
Soooooo, how'd you meeeet?
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We met at a party my friend had, about a month ago. Then we met again at a different party two days later. Then we started talking on MSN a lot. The rest is history.
 
I am happy. This is good!

I'm gonna go watch some TV and revel in my success.
 
I dunno but didn't u say you made out with her? So how's going out with her a big point now? Too many date threads up in hea.
 
Making out is fun and all, but takes no real effort. But for a girl to go out with you, especially in daytime takes all kinds of awesome to pull off. I once maneged to pull this feat. The acctual date was horrible but I take pride in managing to get that far.
Yeah, I have it more difficult to go on dates then I have having sex. It's ****ing hilarious.
 
Pffff, you don't watch TV after a successful proposition, you rub one out.

Anyway, well done SoupDaveStormata, I know if I were in your shoes, I'd ruin it when she eventually beat me at Goldeneye and I wrapped her over the head with the controller.

****in' bitch.
 
ALL THE BEST DAVE

p.s. Whats with the metal slug avatars?
 
Congrats, I wish you all of the best in what could be a long term engagement. :)
 
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