The angry thread :|

[Lucid]

I always lose my cool when I get a static shock from anything. I don't know why. I guess it's the sensation and the surprise.

Actually, come to think of it, I get pissed at anything that startles me.

Likewise...
Or if I stub my toe, I'll get really pissed and beat the ever living shit out of the nearest object.

If I bang my head on a corner or anything, I'll probably just slam my fist on it.

Oh and I've seen PLENTY of angry people.
Particularly one that I remember pretty clearly is in my Geometry class...

This short gangsta-black girl... has the voice of a 5yr old... she's standing up adjusting her pants(she must have like 90 layers of pants on or something)... her pants fall to ground, and everyone's just staring at her...

She then proceeds to the drop an F-Bomb even with the teacher in the room.
It's like "What the **** are you ****ing looking at you ****ing ****-eating mother****ers?!"... the teacher tells her to calm down, she then flips out on him... whipping him with her belt calling him a "bitch-kiking-ass-reamer"...
Eventually someone calls security and he comes up, and attempts to calm her.

Fails. miserably.
She takes his ****ing nightstick and starts batting his leg with it!
So the teacher grabs her and lets the security dude cuff her... and off she went.

It was quite funny to watch really.

 

[rambler]

i have a friend who's girlfriend got pissed with her, bent her over a desk and snapped two of her fingers. they're still together. ahhhh lesbians.

as for me, i also get very angry when your trying to get last minute work done, and the printer stops working.
or when your with a girl at a party and annoying people keep trying to mess it up by opening doors and running in / giggling etc.. COCKBLOCKERS!!

 

[Ravioli]

i remember seeing some crazy cartoon on tv some weeks ago were this doctor was called "the crazy professor" but everone called him "the angry professor" so he got pissed of and went crazy and angry screaming "IM NOT AN ANGRY PROFESSOR, I AM THE CRAZY PROFFESOR, STOP CALLING ME ANGRY, DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM ANGRY???"

i dont think cartoons are that funny but this one just made me laugh my lungs out!

 

[ríomhaire]

i remember seeing some crazy cartoon on tv some weeks ago were this doctor was called "the crazy professor" but everone called him "the angry professor" so he got pissed of and went crazy and angry screaming "IM NOT AN ANGRY PROFESSOR, I AM THE CRAZY PROFFESOR, STOP CALLING ME ANGRY, DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM ANGRY???"

i dont think cartoons are that funny but this one just made me laugh my lungs out!

Sheep in the Big City, they called him Mad Scientist, not Crazy Proffesor.

 

[JNightshade]

Today, my younger brother (who has some emotional difficulties) accused me of being "stinky"... after skating for 4 hours straight. I told him that, and he said I was lying. I told him to **** off.


Enter me, 4 hours later, coming downstairs and realizing he's torn most of the keys out of my keyboard and scattered various electronic peripherals of mine around the room.

:|

 

[Raziaar]

Today, my younger brother (who has some emotional difficulties) accused me of being "stinky"... after skating for 4 hours straight. I told him that, and he said I was lying. I told him to **** off.


Enter me, 4 hours later, coming downstairs and realizing he's torn most of the keys out of my keyboard and scattered various electronic peripherals of mine around the room.

:|

Hug him, say that you love him. It'll confuses the shit out of him until his head explodes.

 

[Qonfused]

Hug him, say that you love him. It'll confuses the shit out of him until his head explodes.

Truth.

 

[Que-Ever]

Hate little siblings.

 

[OvA]

Hate little siblings.

I love them. With BBQ sauce.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I'm afraid if my sister shows up here I'll end up beating her to death, or to an extent that I could face severe punishment by the law.

 

[OvA]

I'm afraid if my sister shows up here I'll end up beating her to death, or to an extent that I could face severe punishment by the law.

Why?

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Why?

She's a raging **** who doesn't deserve to live.

 

[OvA]

She's a raging **** who doesn't deserve to live.

Oh.