This is gonna sound sexist.

you have to admit it's hawt though.


...ARGH D:

/runs from Bliink
 
Sulkdodds said:
Disturbed. That's ****ing rude. How would you feel if someone came up and ejaculated all over your face?

Don't tell anyone....I'd enjoy it.... :O
 
It's rather amusing and also slightly worrying the way teenage boys act when a girl enters the game/forum/chat.
You get 3 different reactions to it.
1. "omgnekkidpics!!!11111111" (idiotic but honest)
2. "hey, my name is john, i drive a 3 litre sports car and look at my muscles" (peacock)
3. "Hey it's only a girl, you guys act like it's something new, grow up"
(the person trying to look mature)

And there's only one thing on all of their minds....

Heh, hormones, such powerful substances.
 
SHORT RECOIL I WANT YOUR BABIES

oh sorry, that just slipped out... OF MY HORMONES
 
short recoil said:
It's rather amusing and also slightly worrying the way teenage boys act when a girl enters the game/forum/chat.
You get 3 different reactions to it.
1. "omgnekkidpics!!!11111111" (idiotic but honest)
2. "hey, my name is john, i drive a 3 litre sports car and look at my muscles" (peacock)
3. "Hey it's only a girl, you guys act like it's something new, grow up"
(the person trying to look mature)

And there's only one thing on all of their minds....

Heh, hormones, such powerful substances.

What if number 3 actually IS mature? Or do you in your godlike omniscience know that everyone teenage boy who says that is only trying to look mature?
 
I don't think I have ever seen anyone say "Hi, Heya, Welcome" or anything along those lines when a girl enters chat/game. It's always the list of 3 above.

P.S. nekkidpix now kthxbai!
 
Not on non-nerdy IRC channels. There are channels out there with normal people and a pretty much 50% girl-boy divide out there...

or at least an apparent 50% girl-boy divide.
 
SimonomiS said:
What if number 3 actually IS mature? Or do you in your godlike omniscience know that everyone teenage boy who says that is only trying to look mature?
Hush, infidel!


In response to the first post - it doesn't sound sexist, it just highlights the fact that a lot of guys ARE morons. Lest we forget Princess_Jen?
 
Chi has effeminate hair, and therefore gets drinks bought for him by burly guys. <3 Chi

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Chi has awesome hair, and therefore personifies sexy indie chic. <3 Chi

-Angry Lawyer
Fixerered.
 
Sheesh Angry, every picture of you I've seen you have that same devious grin on your face. Ladies must love it.
 
My face may or may not be paralyzed in that expression.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Sulkdodds said:
Not on non-nerdy IRC channels. There are channels out there with normal people and a pretty much 50% girl-boy divide out there...

or at least an apparent 50% girl-boy divide.

Its like that in WOW. Well not the divide but the fact that there aren't horny kids stalking females online. There may be some, but not in any of the well established guilds out there. Kids don't have the patience for any of the challenging end-game content. However...when I would play some CS, dod or anything like that...one person would say they are a girl and people respon "nekkid pics plz" "buttsecks?" "a/s/l nekkid picz?" or "ni hao! keke ^_^"
 
Ultima Online's roleplay community tended to consist of a large number of females. MMORPGs seem really attractive to the fairer sex.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Fixered more.
And the one thing hawter than pics of Bliink.

PICS OF ME!



-Angry Lawyer
And the one thing hawter than pics of Angry lawyer.

PICS OF ME!

Yes, i'm sat here topless, yes that is a ridiculous face and that's a single days worth of facial hair growth!
 
Hahah, I just tested my voice modifier in DOD:Source and I sound so GIRLY! Hahahah, it's rather hilarious.

I'm kindof hesitant to go on a server yet though... Should I do it?

EDIT: Damnit, there's an echo for some reason.
 
short recoil said:
And the one thing hawter than pics of Angry lawyer.

PICS OF ME!

Yes, i'm sat here topless, yes that is a ridiculous face and that's a single days worth of facial hair growth!

lololol your fat and hairy. I bet all the gamer chicks are well impressed now :upstare:
 
TheSomeone said:
Hahah, I just tested my voice modifier in DOD:Source and I sound so GIRLY! Hahahah, it's rather hilarious.

I'm kindof hesitant to go on a server yet though... Should I do it?

EDIT: Damnit, there's an echo for some reason.

I'll warn you again about VAC...
 
Did he state if it waas a program, or one of those external voice-boxes? Because, its perfectly allowed if it's not actually on the computer, or if it intercepts the vocal sounds after they pass through the microphone but before they reach the client (as opposed to the bannable bit of intercepting the sound as its being sent from the client).

-Angry Lawyer
 
yea, when i see 'girls' online first off, who cares, and secondly i treat them as i would a guy because of stuff like this. >90% of the time it's just some dude. I see it in Diablo II enough, and come on--stop kidding yourself, no women play diablo II.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Fixered more.
And the one thing hawter than pics of Bliink.

PICS OF ME!



-Angry Lawyer
AL obviously gets my vote of being more hotter, he has style!

Well done chap!




**** AL, bliink is the hottest! and short recoil? .. with that mug? HAHAHAHAHA!
 
It's strange how this forum tends to mimic gaming in a way. In terms of all the showering of attention that's bestowed upon certain members, I mean.

Wait, that's not strange. That's expected.
 
No one read my hermaphrodite article? Considering most people on these forums that's quite a hard thing to believe. HL2.net IS a front for hermaphrodites anonymous, right?
 
xcellerate said:
I see it in Diablo II enough, and come on--stop kidding yourself, no women play diablo II.

Diablo II is a bit of a girls game.. its an RPG.. come on.

I've never played it IIRC, but I know someone who has enjoyed it.
 
I just hope more girls end up playing games. Games that right now are considered mostly for guys, the reason being of course that it would result in the idea of a girl gamer no longer being a... Novelty which is good for those girls playing and healthy for those guys who currently don't know what they are doing around women in real life and resort to games as an escape.

It will also help continue to legitimize video games in popular society which at the moment is something the whole industry desperately needs.

Its kind of interesting really when you are living in a university residence. Its really a little micro society in itself where everyone is forced to be very close together. One thing I notice is the differences between the girls and the guys, one of the biggest differences being that even the biggest, coolest, best looking, and... promiscuous guys are really into video games, they played GTA, they played Counter-Strike, and I was the one who told them about Half-Life 2 last year and got them into it. Meanwhile the best looking and coolest girls down the ugliest and least social women have basically no knowledge or interest in video games. In fact a bunch of guys will be in a room talking about a game but then when a girl comes in we almost immediatly change the topic. Even the most confident of guys didn't want to keep talking about video games once a girl was in the room. It was really quite interesting to observe and think about.
 
I hope more girls end up playing games so I'm less likely to have cyber sex with guys.
 
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