Well damn.

[Kamikazie]

My cousin told me about green tea. Like you said, the taste wasn't pleasant. If you say it works i'll give it a go though.

 

[Qonfused]

Damn, glad you're alr--HOW DARE YOU WRECK A MUSTANG LIKE THAT YOU ASSCL--oh it's the shitty mid 90s design, glad you're okay.

 

[Dog--]

Did you atleast clip anyone elses car or anything? Kill a moose? A small animal? COME ON SOMETHING!

srsly glad ur ok.

 

[Kamikazie]

I might have killed a squirrel... And a friendship. I was on my way to a girl that is a friend's house, then and other girl that I am interested in showed up. We ended up fecking twice last week and the girl who I was going to visit found out and then I learned that she hates the girl that I boinked. So we're not on talking terms anymore.

Wow, I need a better vocabulary for ****ed.

 

[Qonfused]

Boinked, fecking; nope, everything seems to be in order.