What do you look for in teh illusive female?

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BabyHeadCrab

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What feature is it that first draws you to a female? I'm talking phyiscal attraction here. Meanwhile I just thought i'd mention a funny conversation that came up on my guild's ventrillo server this evening.

Me and a few other guys were argueing that physical attration is simply what we naturally believe is healthy and would produce the best offspring, while some other guys believed modern physical attration is a far shot from what ancient people's physical attractions may have been. This is my first thread in ages so make your posts count because i'm very important! Srsly ;)

I find that nothing can quite top a nice arse, and curves. Giant breasts aren't absolutely necessary and sometimes I can actually find myself turned off if they are too gargantuan.
 
Illusive? Elusive?

I find that nothing can quite top a nice arse, and curves. Giant breasts aren't absolutely necessary and sometimes I can actually find myself turned off if they are too gargantuan.
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Giant breasts are gross, so are exceptionally large ones. I prefer medium, to medium large breasts. A good handful and a little more.

That being said, i'm definitely attracted to nice, shapely breasts in a woman. Breasts, and a beautiful face with deep mysterious eyes that sparkle with intelligence and playfulness.

By the way, this thread shouldn't just be for guys. Women describe what they look for in guys, too.
 
Raziaar said:
Illusive? Elusive?



Giant breasts are gross, so exceptionally large ones. I prefer medium, to medium large breasts. A good handful and a little more.

That being said, i'm definitely attracted to nice, shapely breasts in a woman. Breasts, and a beautiful face with deep mysterious eyes that sparkle with intelligence and playfulness.

By the way, this thread shouldn't just be for guys. Women describe what they look for in guys, too.
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rightfully so, and excuse my spelling it's never been my strongest point :\. Wish I could edit thread titles, oh well.

What do you look for in the Elusive Female or Male?
 
babyheadcrab said:
What feature is it that first draws you to a female? I'm talking phyiscal attraction here. Meanwhile I just thought i'd mention a funny conversation that came up on my guild's ventrillo server this evening.

Me and a few other guys were argueing that physical attration is simply what we naturally believe is healthy and would produce the best offspring, while some other guys believed modern physical attration is a far shot from what ancient people's physical attractions may have been. This is my first thread in ages so make your posts count because i'm very important! Srsly ;)

I find that nothing can quite top a nice arse, and curves. Giant breasts aren't absolutely necessary and sometimes I can actually find myself turned off if they are too gargantuan.
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pheremones :rolling:
 
Face, mainly. And as babyheadcrab said, more just general form rather than 'nice tits'.

It's certainly true that tastes in what is attractive have changed a lot over every decade of the last five hundred years and, I assume, before that as well.
 
Skaadi said:
I so want to set you up with this Korean girl that i know at school for some reason.
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Really? :E
 
/me wacks Raziaar in the face
Tsk tsk, you still haven't realised it? There are no women on the internet! The only ones out there are men, pretending to be women!

Back to the topic at hand...
Face, tits, shape, ass, in that order... however, the face does stand out in my priority list.
 
Skaadi said:
Indeed, she is completely insane though. and I mean really insane.
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As long as she aint communist. :p
 
Skaadi said:
*shifty eyes* Oh, never mind then.
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lolness. :LOL:


Anyway, I can get suspended for having female companionship (AKA girlfriend). My school's head is ghey.
 
I would have mentioned face but I thought it to be obvious. Got to have a cute face, it's a must!
 
I'm VERY picky. They have to be good looking in every way. If I'm off my face, then face doesn't matter quite as much, she's still got to be an 8 or a 7 though, but if it's for more than just a shag - then it's all important..
 
ComradeBadger said:
I'm VERY picky. They have to be good looking in every way. If I'm off my face, then face doesn't matter quite as much, she's still got to be an 8 or a 7 though, but if it's for more than just a shag - then it's all important..
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What if she looks perfect, except she has a hairy back


D: D: D:
 
Tragic as it sounds the physical attraction bit comes from the personality of the girl in question. Saying that I am highly choosey when it comes to personality. So if it's a fling you're asking about then the usual mammary, buttock qualifiers count pretty big. If it's relationship they are less so, but it seems that the girls with the best personality also happen to have great faces and bodies. Despite what the fat and ugly try and make me think.

Happy Easter
 
Rupertvdb said:
Tragic as it sounds the physical attraction bit comes from the personality of the girl in question. Saying that I am highly choosey when it comes to personality. So if it's a fling you're asking about then the usual mammary, buttock qualifiers count pretty big. If it's relationship they are less so, but it seems that the girls with the best personality also happen to have great faces and bodies. Despite what the fat and ugly try and make me think.

Happy Easter
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True! :D
 
ComradeBadger said:
I'm VERY picky. They have to be good looking in every way. If I'm off my face, then face doesn't matter quite as much, she's still got to be an 8 or a 7 though, but if it's for more than just a shag - then it's all important..
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Raziaar sets a petri dish down on a counter besides ComradeBadger, and fills it halfway full of water. When he notices a bystander gazing at him curiously, he turns around and says, "I'm trying to figure out which is more shallow. It's a puzzler."


:LOL:
 
:LOL:

Personality matters in a girlfriend, thats why I said 'if it's for more than than a shag - then it's all important' :p

EDIT: If the most talking you'll be doing is along the lines of 'do you want to do it doggy?' then why does personality matter in a 1nightstand..
 
Angry Lawyer said:
For me, it's always the smile.

-Angry Lawyer
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Same here, if they have a nice smile it's enough to melt me.

Generally i like women that are fit/healthy, i'm not one for bimbo type good looks.....i like cute looking girls.

Thing is, you can lay down what you like in a girl but then one day you can see someone who is quite different but very attractive.
 
I generally go for girls who are... I dunno how to say this. overweight? heavyset? Like... a pear, I guess. I can't think of anyway to describe the body type.

ok, imagine a especially thick, juicy pear. With big tits. And a supremely pretty face. and then all those extra bits for people. That would be my last girlfriend.
 
If her personality is opposite to Paris Hilton, to summerize: If shes not a bitch then im very attrackted.

Also, if she plays games, thats a huge plus!
 
short recoil said:
Thing is, you can lay down what you like in a girl but then one day you can see someone who is quite different but very attractive.
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yeah this is true, i dont really generalising the type of girls i like.
 
The other day I was thinking "What would my ideal woman be like?" I thought up a bunch of qualities and realised that, give or take, it was me in female form, just not looking too much the same as me and hopefully a slightly more intersting name. Now how's that for narcissism?

Recently, I've kind of developed a bit of a thing for Asian girls. I know why, and I wouldn't be surprised if it changed fairly soon - that's just the kind of capricious sod I am.
 
Raziaar said:
Illusive? Elusive?



Giant breasts are gross, so are exceptionally large ones. I prefer medium, to medium large breasts. A good handful and a little more.
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I don't mind at all what size the breasts are, as long as they're visible (but not overtly huge).

If the woman is healthy, and looks healthy, she's beautiful. If she's a bitch, though, well that's for a different thread.
 
i like big butts and i cannot lie, all you other brothas can't deny.

curves, face, basically general beauty is very important imho. for some weird reason i'm always insanely attracted to stupid chicks :|
 
CrazyHarij said:
i like big butts and i cannot lie, all you other brothas can't deny.

curves, face, basically general beauty is very important imho. for some weird reason i'm always insanely attracted to stupid chicks :|
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lolololo opposites attract noob

wait that wasn't an insult
 
ComradeBadger said:
Then you kick her out of bed. Hair is a big turnoff.
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Do you mean "special place" hair, or "hair where there should be no hair" hair? Which includes armpits, actually.
And to be quite frank, anyone who has a hairy back needs to get that rectified quicksmart, regardless of gender. *Shudders*
 
There was a girl at school who was shit hot but had a fair amount of dark hair on her arms and i heard that is was the same on her legs if she didn't shave them for a while.

She was of part greek decent or something, i'd bang her despite the arms.
 
I look for pretty eyes and a good personality. Not too uptight, but not slutty AT ALL, either. Intelligent, informed, funny, fun.

Great body/face doesn't hurt, of course :D
 
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