What do you look for in teh illusive female?

a skinny girl with good assets and a cute (as in cute, not hot) face will do :E
 
el Chi said:
Do you mean "special place" hair, or "hair where there should be no hair" hair? Which includes armpits, actually.
And to be quite frank, anyone who has a hairy back needs to get that rectified quicksmart, regardless of gender. *Shudders*
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I don't like special place hair either.. landing strip is fine though :p
 
Good eyes are the best feature IMO. After that they just need to look attractive. Then its all up to personality...has to be someone not dumb thats fun to be around and that you would want to be with.
 
:LOL: I genuinely lol'd.
ComradeBadger said:
I don't like special place hair either.. landing strip is fine though :p
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Meh. As long as you can see your work-desk, so to speak, it's all good.
 
el Chi said:
:LOL: I genuinely lol'd.

Meh. As long as you can see your work-desk, so to speak, it's all good.
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QFT...doesnt have to be shaved but at least trimmed.
 
Eyes for me. I'm a sucker for the eyes. If she looks up at me with big eyes, I'll do anything.
 
Qonfused said:
Eyes for me. I'm a sucker for the eyes. If she looks up at me with big eyes, I'll do anything.
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I fully endorse this product/event.
 
Qonfused said:
Eyes for me. I'm a sucker for the eyes. If she looks up at me with big eyes, I'll do anything.
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"Shit the bed for me...."

"What? NO!"

Spooky_Concentrating_30703.jpg


*zip*
 
Murray_H said:
Big dick and a tight arse.
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QFT. Clean shaven (no stubble kthnxbai), nice jawline, decent body but doesn't have to work out all the time and a hot smile.
 
:LOL: Murray_H, I adore you.
Today, you and my housemate are vying for my coveted: "I lol'd at that more than anything else today" award.
Her current blog entry is how to change the lyrics of Alanis Morrisette's "Ironic" so that it actually becomes ironic.
An excerpt (original lyrics in bold, hers in italics) :

"Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye to go to a "dealing with your irrational fear" seminar
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...' as the plane promptly landed on an agoraphobe taking his first tenative steps into the open
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think "

It's a tough call.
 
You made my day three times. You win

you pleasure me more than any woman can.
 
15357 said:
lolness. :LOL:


Anyway, I can get suspended for having female companionship (AKA girlfriend). My school's head is ghey.
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wait, i dont remember that happening 0_o
 
Give a woman a good seeing to in the janitor's closet, numbers. That'll show that commie ass.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Ok Veronica Zemanova is my pefect elusive woman.

-Big eyes
-Big lips great for kissing and sucking lollipops
-Big breasts that are perfectly shaped and hang outward. The outward hang is just awesome for when they ride you and arch there back
-Thin between her ribcage and hips which further accentuates her breasts
-Nicely sized hips so when she does the hip thing (you know how girls move their hips yeah) it is perfect
-Accentuated oblique muscles which show off the hips very well
-Nice ass
-Awesome legs
z154kwcopy9wj.jpg




So now you all know.
 
The eyes... always the eyes...

Eyes that you get lost in... big oceans that I just want to take a swim in...
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Ok Veronica Zemanova is my pefect elusive woman.

-Big eyes
-Big lips great for kissing and sucking lollipops
-Big breasts that are perfectly shaped and hang outward. The outward hang is just awesome for when they ride you and arch there back
-Thin between her ribcage and hips which further accentuates her breasts
-Nicely sized hips so when she does the hip thing (you know how girls move their hips yeah) it is perfect
-Accentuated oblique muscles which show off the hips very well
-Nice ass
-Awesome legs
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4002/z154kwcopy9wj.jpg

So now you all know.
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I head she has a literally festering ****.

The starred-out word is the c word.
 
No, her pussy is perfect. It has the scent of roses and is very inviting.

Stop spreading lies and misinformation murray or you'll get recruited by the bush administration. HEY THAT'S ALMOST FUNNY!! BUSH!! GET IT?
 
Has anybody realised that there is no time at which the hands of a clock resemble a penis?
 
Jangle said:
Has anybody realised that there is no time at which the hands of a clock resemble a penis?
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10:30 = WOW WHAT A GORGEOUS CREATURE!

7:30 = power source depleted

This is assuming the man does not own the top half to his body, and that his penis is almost the same length as his legs...
 
Wow for passing judgement and destroying the atmosphere on a thread.

You suck. Leave the forum now. Pissmerga. Yes you.
 
Murray_H said:
10:30 = WOW WHAT A GORGEOUS CREATURE!

7:30 = power source depleted

This is assuming the man does not own the top half to his body, and that his penis is almost the same length as his legs...
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You're certainly good at this. Okay, make a bear. :D
 
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