What do you look for in teh illusive female?

[Que-Ever]

I should find pictures of all my ex-girlfriends, and post them here. muahahaha.

They're all pretty cute, though. Especially the last couple... woohoo :naughty:

 

[Ikerous]

All my ex girlfriends are ugly T_T
I blaim Que-Ever for taking the hot ones.

 

[Que-Ever]

sorry I guess I'm just more appealing to all the thirteen and fourteen year olds. Pedophilia is way more fun when you have nephritis*.











*que-ever may or may not actually have nephritis.

 

[Ikerous]

sorry I guess I'm just more appealing to all the thirteen and fourteen year olds. Pedophilia is way more fun when you have nephritis*.

I saw this girl in line at the gas station today with her father (She was probably like 12) Man.. she has an amazing ass

I kept trying to look but i didnt want her dad to see...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I saw this girl in line at the gas station today with her father (She was probably like 12) Man.. she has an amazing ass

I kept trying to look but i didnt want her dad to see...

Sick bastard.

 

[Que-Ever]

I've seen some pretty dang hot 12 years-olds. I think they were all black or latino, which might explain it. Females, too.

 

[Pesmerga]

Females, too.

That's good that you clarified. I thought you might like sucking cock.

 

[Vegeta897]

With the clothes they make for kids these days...

It's just ****ing gross.

 

[Que-Ever]

With the clothes they make for kids these days...

It's just ****ing gross.

Aye. I think I figured out why NOBODY had any ass at all until the nineties- it was the pants.

 

[Ikerous]

With the clothes they make for kids these days...

It's just ****ing gross.

Gross... or ****ing hot?

 

[NotATool]

I saw this girl in line at the gas station today with her father (She was probably like 12) Man.. she has an amazing ass

I kept trying to look but i didnt want her dad to see...

Pedophilia, necrophilia.

The evidence just keeps piling on.

 

[Ikerous]

Pedophilia, necrophilia.

The evidence just keeps piling on.

Except the necroophlia thing is just research I dont like screwing dead ppl
But 12 year olds.. dam...

 

[Pesmerga]

Except the pedophlia thing is just research I dont like screwing dead ppl
But 12 year olds.. dam...

You mean, the necro thing is just research.

I hope to god that's what you mean.

 

[Que-Ever]

What if bliiink posted in this thread?

Telling what she looked for in girls?

 

[Pesmerga]

Then it would... be hilarious, now wouldn't it?

 

[Vegeta897]

What if bliiink posted in this thread?

Telling what she looked for in girls?

I know what I'd be doing for the following 10 minutes or so.

 

[Ikerous]

You mean, the necro thing is just research.

I hope to god that's what you mean.

Ha ha yea, thanks

 

[SimonomiS]

I know what I'd be doing for the following 10 minutes or so.

What?

 

[Pesmerga]

Making yourself a "sandwhich" if you know what I mean. Taking a "warm" shower, if you catch my drift. Taking the cat out for a "walk", you know what I'm saying.












Masturbating.

 

[madog]

Read the sig.

 

[Pesmerga]

It says the word "Nothing". What's your point.

 

[madog]

It is the answer to the question, at least for me.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It says the word "Nothing". What's your point.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat the **** do you think it means?

 

[Pesmerga]

...nothing?

 

[madog]

Yes, it is my answer to the thread's question.

 

[Pesmerga]

You know, you don't need the 6char thing anymore.

6char lolol

- Pesmerga

 

[Shamrock]

Any of these traits:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8054678718968944491&q=red+ranger&pl=true

 

[madog]

ya i know i was fixing it

6char

 

[bliink]

What if bliiink posted in this thread?

Telling what she looked for in girls?

What if the sun exploded?

 

[Pesmerga]

You have to admit, that kicked ass.

 

[Shamrock]

No this kicks ass:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8054678718968944491&q=red+ranger&pl=true

 

[Pesmerga]

That's what I was referring to....


....

 

[Shamrock]

Well, bliink interupted. I am sorry.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What if the sun exploded?

Then we'd all die! D:

 

[baron insig]

she cute

 

[rambler]

hey, why is the word illusive in this threads title? are we referring to a very specific type of girl? ninja girls?

seriously, what's with that word?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Most people feel it's very hard to find the 'perfect' woman, so I guess that's it.

 

[MiccyNarc]

What I really look for in girls:
I walk up to every girl I meet and ask "are you bliink on Halflife2.net?"
If they say "no", I kill them, chop their bodies up, and give them to ikerous.

 

[Vegeta897]

What I really look for in girls:
I walk up to every girl I meet and ask "are you bliink on Halflife2.net?"
If they say "no", I kill them, chop their bodies up, and give them to ikerous.

A fine set of standards if I don't say so my self.

 

[el Chi]

What I really look for in girls:
I walk up to every girl I meet and ask "are you bliink on Halflife2.net?"
If they say "no", I kill them, chop their bodies up, and give them to ikerous.

There's something deeply wrong with you...