What's in your pocket?

[The Brick]

A toothpick. It hurts.

 

[Zeus]

wallet

 

[Qonfused]

Wallet and a pen.

 

[satch919]

Work keys, a black pen from work, and my wallet.

 

[AntiAnto]

My hand.

 

[JNightshade]

The penis of a small guatemalan boy.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

I envy you NightShade. I TRIED getting one of those, but the store was sold out

 

[AntiAnto]

I envy you NightShade. I TRIED getting one of those, but the store was sold out

They usually appear at birth, but what do I know...

 

[Que-Ever]

Jnightshade is guatamalan?

 

[someone402]

I have:
2 pencils
eraser cap
53 regular rubber bands
1 large rubber band

 

[JNightshade]

I am not guatemalan. MY penis is located safely between my legs, not in my pocket, thankyouverymuch.

 

[EC]

Some loose change
cell phone
iPod
wallet
keys

 

[Nat Turner]

cell phone
schedule
contact info from a professor (for a recommendation)
ipod nano
headphones
keys
wallet

 

[ríomhaire]

A tie and some Vaseline

 

[short recoil]

A tie and some Vaseline

Yeah, i bet.

 

[jondy]

Yeah, i bet.

Who would actually use vaseline as lube?

 

[Jangle]

A "Tesco Milk Chocolate Orange Biscuit" wrapper and one of those mobile telephones you get nowadays.

 

[TheAmazingRando]

A pocket watch emblazoned with the symbol of the Soviet Union and a stick of gum.

 

[Axyon]

-Wallet
-Mp3 Player
-Phone
-Keys
-Pack of Gum
-Knife
-Permanent Marker

Yeah, if I ever fell over I think I'd bruise my thighs pretty badly.

 

[short recoil]

Macgyver would have a field day if you turned out your pockets.

 

[bliink]

Right pocket: pen, ink stain
Left pocket: Lint, sand.
Left thigh pocket: paper (its full of messy notes)
Right thigh pocket: keychain, mini-screwdriver.

 

[ríomhaire]

Yeah, i bet.

I get chaped lips, it's for them

 

[Beerdude26]

Left pocket : Handkerchief, sugar-free breath tablets for that insta-pwnage with the gf
Right pocket : Cellphone

I only pack stuff when I go on a trip or something

 

[Uriel]

A BFG and asskicking gum.

 

[the_rebel_medic]

I now have an update

Under my shirt pocket, Kevlar body armor

I'm going on a raid, I'm going on a raid, to a possible sniper nest I'm going on a raid

Gotta love a bit of cop prep time, our boys in blue are suiting up

 

[carrera]

left pocket - mobile phone
right pocket - wallet and some loose change
jacket pocket-mp3 player

how exciting!

 

[Pulse]

My penis.

 

[carrera]

i think i might by a dildo. carry it around in my pocket and slap people in the face with it now and then

 

[The Monkey]

Keys, cellphone, school schedule, bus card and my wallet.

 

[Dog--]

PSP, $3.25CDN, a pencil, an elastic, 2 paperclips, and for some reason - cat food. (A few peices)

 

[Greatgat]

My penis.

Wow, your penis is in my pocket too!

*vomits*

 

[63]

Nano, mobile, half an eraser, house keys, $40 CAD...

 

[short recoil]

Currently, lots of sand.

(i was on the beach earlier collecting logs)

 

[Someone]

75 cents, keys to house and truck....god i'm boring.

 

[OvA]

Currently, lots of sand.

(i was on the beach earlier collecting logs)

I assume they were fallen 200ft trees 30 feet in diameter, and you were carrying dozens in your hands while balancing a dump-truck full of sand on your left pec, hence the sandy pockets. Right?

 

[short recoil]

I assume they were fallen 200ft trees 30 feet in diameter, and you were carrying dozens in your hands while balancing a dump-truck full of sand on your left pec, hence the sandy pockets. Right?

No, one was quite large however, about 5ft long and about 1 1/2 ft diameter.

 

[Murray_H]

In my pocket I have a smile....I won a position to be on the exec for my college at uni

 

[XANA]

you guys want to know what i have in my pocket......? lots and lots of lint and 3 month old limburger cheese. it's got more fur than my cat.

 

[Que-Ever]

AHA! I managed to fit an entire quarter pounder box into my pocket, just for you guys! although, now I'm covered in pickle blood, because there were pickles in it... I don't eat the pickles

 

[XANA]

ever dip pickles in mayonaise? they taste like fermenting marshmallows covered in salt and soaked in a swamp with rotten fig trees growing there...