which gun should I buy?

AK-47 assault rifle, when you absolutley positivley GOT to kill every mother ****er in the ROOM!
 
EVERYBODY: Please buy the Daewoo K-2! PLEASE! I NEED THE MONEY!

Or buy the Samsung K-9 Howitzer.



BTW: You know these .22 rifles? HOw much are they in the US? And ammunition?
 
Buy a Mosin Nagant, I remember seeing a real working one from '46 for sale in some store called Makarov or w/e in the US, beautiful rifle.:)
 
Civilians with weapons are one of the major problems with this country (the US). You will probably die by your own gun. Don't get one.
 
Go for the all-out tactical ranger.

M4A1 (or M203 if you feel like a badass)
Kevlar Vest
A Few Fragment Hand Grenades
One Flashbang

Flyingdebris said:
real shotguns are not like videogame shotguns. They don't spray an entire room. Not unless you have a shotgun cut short in an illegal manner, and even then, spread isn't traffic cone shaped. Even halflife's shotgun spread which is fairly tame by most standards is way wider by 3 or 4 times what a real shotty would have.

At ranges inside your house or apartment the most spread you'll get from your average shotgun using 00 buckshot is at most only a few inches.

Meaning you'll only ever hit what you aimed at. Also since the individual pellets have relatively little mass and are rounded they will not carry the same threat of overpenetration that other guns carry. The shot will probably bite into and stay in the first solid surface it hits.

Also a 12g shot has stopping power. While 9mms, .22s, and sometimes even .45s can be shrugged off by some drug addled freak, you'll be hardpressed to find one that can shrug off a close range blast of 12g 00 buckshot.
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I understand, but, as with any gun, the possibility of a round going through a wall and hitting a loved one is high. (I know there are differences -- don't talk down to me -- like if the shooter knows what he's doing, etc.) And with a shotgun, it's even higher even with the little of spread it does have (about 3.5in. at 10ft.) which is extremely wide comparing to a single shot.
 
Qonfused said:
M4A1 (or M203 if you feel like a badass)
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Haha, imagine someone running around with only a nade launcher, blowing the shit out of his house while trying to get the burglar :D
 
Unfocused said:
Haha, imagine someone running around with only a nade launcher, blowing the shit out of his house while trying to get the burglar :D
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Hahaha, going back in time for some M79 lovin'.

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Qonfused said:
Go for the all-out tactical ranger.

M4A1 (or M203 if you feel like a badass)
Kevlar Vest
A Few Fragment Hand Grenades
One Flashbang



I understand, but, as with any gun, the possibility of a round going through a wall and hitting a loved one is high. (I know there are differences -- don't talk down to me -- like if the shooter knows what he's doing, etc.) And with a shotgun, it's even higher even with the little of spread it does have (about 3.5in. at 10ft.) which is extremely wide comparing to a single shot.
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sorry i was assuming you might have been one of the many gamers with the common misconseption that shotgun spread is somewhere around 22 degress. My apologies.

However the problem is that if you have a gun that doesn't have the power tp penetrate a wall, it isn't going to penetrate an enemy either. 12g oo will penetrate about 2.5 walls. And the little increase in spread over other firearms will help you hit your target. If you are shooting indoors it means something seriously F-ed up is going on anyway so its really risky business.
 
Ikerous said:
I prefer a nice Balisong
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<3

A knife is far less dangerous and expensive than a gun, and it is also still intimidating, and more stealthy.

Get a knife.
 
Plus, you can throw a knife. :D But you'll probably hit him with the handle... which might still break his nose. :D
 
Homer said:
You should fire the A4, its so much more... solid than the A2.

And a shotgun is ideal for home defence, trust me on this.

I dont know where you got the shotguns work against body armor thing, kevlar stops buckshot. However, with 9 balls(in a 12 gauge 3 inch shell) chances are a few will find unarmored areas and still take out your target.
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Ya that is what I meant about the shotgun. Plus cops will get scared if you are packing some heavy firepower, although a shotgun would not be as good as an ak or m16 or some equivalent rifle.
 
JNightshade said:
fixed :E


(mods, it's nothing dirty)
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jnightshade pwns! rofl :LOL:

Either way - if you feel you need to own a gun to protect yourself, you might want to seriously consider whether you're living in the right country
 
15357 said:
I know, and he's in wheelchair :(
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Daewoo makes crappy DVD players.

And cars.

Dunno about guns though.

Who was it that makes the Rynakokivari?

Get one of those. Pwnage name.
 
Daewoo is weird. I had a TV of theirs and then I see I commercials of their's for a car. I was like, ".............................................................wtf?"
 
Daewoo makes OK appliances. You MUST buy thousands of them. Support uh... the uh... WORLD ECONOMY!



Or get a Samsung K1A1 Tank. I like Samsung better.
 
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, but I'd rather get beaten up for pissing someone off than shot in the ****in head. Thats why Australia is great. Gun laws are great. Sure there are still ways of getting illegal firearms but at least its not as easy as going to the local kmart, picking up an automatic rifle of their choice and shooting the shit out of down town Melbourne. Shit how stupid do you have to be to give people the ability to create so much havoc. I mean JEEEEZZZZ. At least I can walk down the street with some relief knowing that not everyone is packin.
 
Seconded, the mighty town of Dandenong North may not be the greatest when it comes to socio-economic status, but at least it's (somewhat) safe.

PS, the_wolf27, what part of Melbourne you live in?
 
They have pretty strict laws where I live. 10 years of jail for pulling a gun, 15 for shooting, 20 for hitting and forever if you kill.
 
Well, technicaly, it isn't forever. Life is more like 80 years or something, close enough to forever though, especialy in prison
 
Naw, here if you want to be cool, for self defense you go and buy a huge knife or sward or something. You'd think we're still in the middle ages.:p
Personally I want to buy a damn tazer to on the street and shock the hell out of people passing by:naughty: .
 
Naw, here if you want to be cool, for self defense you go and buy a huge knife or sward or something. You'd think we're still in the middle ages.
Personally I want to buy a damn tazer to on the street and shock the hell out of people passing by .
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:LOL:

There are no guns here, the police don't carry guns, and therefore there are 0 gun related crimes.


I have a police baton (like the one in V for Vendetta) for protection.
 
No guns hmm... I imagine how the world would be like today without the simple invention of gun powder. Wrist mounted crossbows with explosive tipped arrows for self defense. Automatic harpoon chain guns. Battleships with thermonuclear catapults.:p
 
Redneck said:
No guns hmm... I imagine how the world would be like today without the simple invention of gun powder. Wrist mounted crossbows with explosive tipped arrows for self defense. Automatic harpoon chain guns. Battleships with thermonuclear catapults.:p
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Come to think of it, nvm. The MPs carry sub machine guns and there have been gun-related crimes (attempted bank robbing, no deaths) by people who assaulted soldiers and took their rifles.
 
15357 said:
Come to think of it, NM. The MIPS carry sub machine guns and there have been gun-related crimes (attempted bank robbing, no deaths) by people who assaulted soldiers and took their rifles.
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Pussies. Some soldiers... get beaten up and their weapon is stolen:p . If those dudes want to be hardcore they should rob a bank using only a knife and baseball bat:p .
 
Redneck said:
No guns hmm... I imagine how the world would be like today without the simple invention of gun powder. Wrist mounted crossbows with explosive tipped arrows for self defense. Automatic harpoon chain guns. Battleships with thermonuclear catapults.:p
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Except for the thermonuclear catapults they would all require some form of explosive, in the case of the explosive tipped bolts, they need something as a primer and explosive, prolly gunpowder for the former, the AHCG would require some kind of force to eject the empty harpoon shells and reload it.
 
Redneck said:
Pussies. Some soldiers... get beaten up and their weapon is stolen:p . If those dudes want to be hardcore they should rob a bank using only a knife and baseball bat:p .
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Well, to be fair, they were hit on the back of the head with a brick.

And why did you edit my post to say MIPS? Its MP(Military Police)
 
the_rebel_medic said:
Except for the thermonuclear catapults they would all require some form of explosive, in the case of the explosive tipped bolts, they need something as a primer and explosive, prolly gunpowder for the former, the AHCG would require some kind of force to eject the empty harpoon shells and reload it.
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Yep you're right. Thermonuclear catapults:naughty: .

As for what weapon to buy I strongly recommend this:

Nunchuck gun

Sowhat is a nunchuck gun? To be honest, I have no idea. But I have a theory... A nunchuck is commonly two sticks, connected by chain. By gripping one stick, and swinging, you can whack someone several inches further away than normal. By applying a gun to one of the sticks (thanks to some duct tape, or at the very least a duck), you have 2 options for combat- you can hold the gun, allowing you to whack someone and then shoot them, or you can hold the other stick, and whack someone with the gun, causing more damage. (NOTE- the second way can cause the weapon to discharge. However, this is rarly dangerous, since you should be expecting the gun to fire, while actually being hit by the bullet is insignificant. See guns for more details)
Tests with other varients of the nunchuck gun, including the nunchuck rifle, nunchuck minigun, nunchuck bazooka and nunchuck WMD, have been less than perfect, although the nunchuck howitzer is popular in Norway.
Strong Bad as his alias Dangeresque, aka Vin Diesel, was reportedly the first to come up with this idea. Mr. T claims that the foo stole the idea from him, but a lack of evidence or candy to help think up evidence means that Strong Dieseleqsue is the official theoretical inventor of this weapon. Which is nice.
Scientists in the field are currently in the development stages of creating a more powerful gun shooting Swordchucks that one scientist stated would "blow the bitch-ass off" the nunchuck gun. The scientist then asked why he is forced to work in a field.
 

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Hey buy a PAINTBALL GUN. They're perfect. You can shoot the shit outta anything and anyone and not go to jail. Plus everyone can have a laugh as well. Then you can get a group of you together and shoot eachother and shake hands later and all go home to bang the shit out of your girlfriends. Or look at porn. You cant do that if you get hit by a bullet can you.

Oh yeah I live towards ballerat just past sunshine in Rockbank.
 
I would suggest going to your local gunshop and asking to try a few out. Find one that fits nicely against the roof of your mouth.
 
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