Will you play halflife 2 as soon as you get home from the store with it?

[lonefox]

I'm going piss on the cd first then try installing it.

edit: PS: Reading the manual while you install is stupid. I'm going read the manual on the drive home! BWhaha!

 

[ACLeroK212]

I'm going piss on the cd first then try installing it.

edit: PS: Reading the manual while you install is stupid. I'm going read the manual on the drive home! BWhaha!

now if i only had the ability to read a game manual and drive at the same time i guess i wouldn't have to resort to the "stupid" method of reading it during the install.

maybe if they did a book on tape version of the manual.........jk :E

 

[lonefox]

Its actually quite easy to do. Put the manual at the top of the steering wheel, and drive straight. Eventually you'll get home. (In a bodybag)

 

[ACLeroK212]

Its actually quite easy to do. Put the manual at the top of the steering wheel, and drive straight. Eventually you'll get home. (In a bodybag)

lol, yeah wait this long to finally play the game then end up having to wait even longer until i can remove the body cast after slamming into a tree trunk.

ps - i'm gonna feel like an ass when this actually happens to someone now

 

[pk1209]

it's a sad state of affairs when a thread like this gets to 3 pages. Whats next "are you going to config your controls or just play the game when you get hl2" or maybe "if you need a crap, will you do it while hl2 installs or hold it to watch the install pics?"

 

[Varsity]

I think a lot of people will be playing it at 6:01 GMT...

 

[ACLeroK212]

it's a sad state of affairs when a thread like this gets to 3 pages. Whats next "are you going to config your controls or just play the game when you get hl2" or maybe "if you need a crap, will you do it while hl2 installs or hold it to watch the install pics?"

hmmmmmmmmm............. well as long as your asking.........i could probably hold it :E


maybe someone should come up with a "post all your incredibly stupid questions here" thread

 

[Mountain Man]

I'm going to play Half-Life 2 at the earliest possible moment after purchasing it.

 

[Crusader]

Is the HL2.net map with a bar and music and a pub still going to be done? I am really looking forward to that kind of thing... if only there was a way of doing emotions in multiplayer. It'd be cool to have a little drop down icon, pick a smiley, and then your player realistically smiles/snarls/sobs. So much possible coolness with Source

 

[ManiacB]

I am going to buy the game, rip the cover and scan the manual on the way home, and install it, as soon as my computer finishes loading Windows!

 

[ACLeroK212]

Is the HL2.net map with a bar and music and a pub still going to be done? I am really looking forward to that kind of thing... if only there was a way of doing emotions in multiplayer. It'd be cool to have a little drop down icon, pick a smiley, and then your player realistically smiles/snarls/sobs. So much possible coolness with Source

heh, woah! complete randomness

 

[Crusader]

I just didn't want to make a new thread about it. There is too much negativity in the community for me to ever want to risk my neck by making a new thread about anything. Ever.

 

[Rupertvdb]

no, i think i shall snap the dvd, punch my mum and then flee for communist cuba.

 

[Rocketman9mm]

Of course I'm gonna install it right away and play. I too am finishing vice city. I've done all the main missions, now i'm looking for all the packages and the other nifty stunt challege missions and vehicle missions. But when HL2 comes, Vice City what?

 

[ACLeroK212]

I just didn't want to make a new thread about it. There is too much negativity in the community for me to ever want to risk my neck by making a new thread about anything. Ever.

understandable....

i don't think your going to find tougher critics than most of the people on this site

although i would assume you would experience less ridicule in your own thread rather than posting something completely random in someone elses.

 

[crabcakes66]

can a mod close the garbage.



and mabey warn the maker to stop making rediculous threads.......

understandable....
i don't think your going to find tougher critics than most of the people on this site

I guess you dont get around the internet to much, this site isnt 1/3 as bad as another forum I frequent.

 

[Someone]

no, i think i shall snap the dvd, punch my mum and then flee for communist cuba.

It's always good to have goals in life Although I'm not so sure about snapping the DVD...that just seems so wrong!
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Will be ordering it at the same time as a new hard drive. So when I get them, I will do a new, clean install of Winxp and all drivers and nothing else, and load up HL2 for a good long time.

Not sure why anyone wouldn't install and play when they got it though, unless, of course, there is some kind of emergency that can't be avoided.

 

[Dougy]

I remember posting this before...

Ill probably wack off.

then will close "superhotlesbians.com" and install the game.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

this is my collection of teh HL2 funnies!!

I think im gonna finish playing some other games first, i never finished farcry, and im still playing vice city. i just installed dungeous siege, and this addictive puzzle game called ballance. i might not play Hl2 for 2 weeks after i buy it.


how bout you?

Yes ding dore. And stop making dingy topics!

Is the pope catholic? does a bear shit in the woods?

When I get home with the game I'm gonna put it in my closet for a couple of weeks, just like wine. When I play it then a couple of months later it'l be a better game.

stupid questions...

I'm not going to play Half-life 2 straight away. Instead I'll bury my brand new copy in the garden and forget the game ever existed. Then a few years later when I am suspected of murdering someone, they will dig up my garden looking for a body and instead, find my copy of Half-life 2. I will be cleared of murder and I'll finally realise that perhaps I should make the most of owning a copy of Half-life 2. Then AND ONLY THEN will I begin to play Half-life 2.

Why else would I be on this forum several times a day, just trying to kill time before the FRICKIN game comes out. *calm anger and deep breaths*

Actually I was planning to go to my preferred house of worship first and thank the Lord for Gabe, Valve, and allowing me to live long enough to see this day of the blessed game's release.





Of course with my luck, I'll be hit by a truck on the way home.

no, i think i shall snap the dvd, punch my mum and then flee for communist cuba.

 

[Adrien C]

I'll will wait until night come to play it, I hate when people interupt me in the middle of great story.

 

[PatPwnt]

I wont play hl2 when I get it. I will just buy it.

 

[acme420]

Will you make 2 backup copies of your HL2 dvd when you get it or just have to risk something happening to it and just buy another copy?

im gonna make 2 copies. 1 for everyday "please insert the dvd" stupid ass copy protection, at least until the no-cd cracks get to where i get em from. the other copy will be a just in case copy i will hide somewhere or ask a friend to hold for me. and the original will go back in the box and then on my shelf to collect dust with the other games ive bought.

should i make this a new thread with a poll?

 

[ACLeroK212]

should i make this a new thread with a poll?

i don't think that's necessary considering all the negative response you've gotten from this one as it is.

 

[Tarkus]

i will buy hl2 and use one of the cd's or dvd as a cup base
the manual will serve to whipe my ass

EDIT- the sharped edges of the manual paper will serve well in the pieces of crap that are dry (man for how long will this thread stay up?)

 

[ACLeroK212]

i will buy hl2 and use one of the cd's or dvd as a cup base
the manual will serve to whipe my ass

anybody else wanna jump on the sarcasm bandwagon while it's still rolling?

 

[Wildhound]

I'm going to wait exactly eight weeks and four days after the game is released and start playing it at 11:42 on that day. The reason for this is that I like to build up suspense before I play my games.

It's not enough to wait six years for them. I must see the case staring me in the face each morning. I must read the manual thoroughly and repeatedly, gleaning every last piece of insight and information it has to offer, while getting that "HL2, brand new manual smell" which will hopefully fill not only my nostrils, but a small part of the room.

I shall look at the boxart each night before I go to sleep, and continuously clean the CDs/DVD in a somewhat obsessive manner, despite the fact they're brand new from the box.

Then after eight weeks and four days when the suspense has reached its peak and I can withstand no more, when my will power is more than depleted, I shall double-click the executable and find myself in gaming heaven.

See my new threads coming soon:

"If HL2 was your mother would you consider yourself divine?"
"If HL2 was a donut what kind would it be?"

And perhaps the most intriguing and critically acclaimed

"If the HL2 EULA stated you must never play any other game again, would it be worth the trade?"

 

[Xenome]

No, I will play Age of Sail a few times first. And then I will flog myself with a Cat o' nine tails. And finally burn myself alive to complete the self punishment.

age of sail...ROFL

 

[Crusader]

Yes.
It would never be a doughnut, it would be a gateaux.
Yes. Unless that meant missing out on HL3 as well.

 

[SubKamran]

i will buy hl2 and use one of the cd's or dvd as a cup base
the manual will serve to whipe my ass

That reminds me of this [fake hilarious] interview http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/interviews/rowling.html

I guess you have some younger readers on your site, David, so let me just emphasize that Harry Potter is NOT a real person. I receive letters from fans like little Timmy all the time, addressed directly to Harry and Hermione and Dumbledore. I just laugh and wipe my pale, English arse with them.

 

[bodhi]

i might not play Hl2 for 2 weeks after i buy it.

yeah im gona hl2, take it home....and then i might get a sandwich.
i dont know if ill ever get around to playing it - we'll see how good the sandwich is

of course im gona play it fool. unless an appealing socialising opportunity creeps up, say in a club with several beers, lots of women, the usual.

 

[Lethal8472]

Ill probably bring it home, uninstall UT2K4 and a bunch of other crap to make room (my HD only has 15% free space on it), install HL2, do a disk cleanup, defrag, THEN play. My bro will be bitchin the whole time to let him play first if im going to do all of that, but screw him.

 

[jonesey2k]

I think Ill just stare at the box and ponder over how long a hive waited for this....

 

[dream431ca]

I'll come home stick the HL2 CD in the microwave and watch it burn then all cut it up into millions of pieces and then go buy another one and then I'll play it! LOL!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO!!?? of course I'll play it when I get home! :x

 

[dream431ca]

yeah im gona hl2, take it home....and then i might get a sandwich.
i dont know if ill ever get around to playing it - we'll see how good the sandwich is

of course im gona play it fool. unless an appealing socialising opportunity creeps up, say in a club with several beers, lots of women, the usual.

YOU NEED WOMEN!?? HAHAHAH!!! j/k

 

[RogueShadow]

Don't buy it until your ready to play it, you never know, by the time you get to it it may be cheaper.

 

[acme420]

i didnt install ut2k4 till 2 and a half weeks after i bought it i had more important things to do than playing games.

 

[Shuzer]

i didnt install ut2k4 till 2 and a half weeks after i bought it i had more important things to do than playing games.

You have more important things to do than playing games, yet you post a thread asking if you'll play a game as soon as you buy it?
Anyone else seeing the irony here?

 

[PatPwnt]

I love this thread. It's hilarious. Thank you acme!!

 

[outpost]

This thread keeps getting funnier, and funnier, and funnier.

 

[Shuzer]

lol, it does.. I was just reading the other pages, wow