worse movie ever

[Bronzer]

TOYS with Robin Williams uggghh!

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Watch Spawn and in ten minutes you'll be begging to watch Alien 3, Tremors and The Thing (which I consider to be actually pretty good movies).

Alien 3 kicks Alien 4 in the ass and then kicks it again for good measure. Oy vey did four blow.
And the Thing is a million times better than the similar-plotted Ghosts of Mars (both by John Carpenter!).

Still Everyone's thinking too recently, and too much in the mainstream. For sheer ineptitude, you gotta go with Manos: The Hands Of Fate.
(Anything by Uwe Boll is a rather close second.)

Edit: And TOYS, although shitty, was actually pretty well shot and and had a bizarre Charlie and the Chocolate Factory gimickiness to it. I'm sure I warped my childhood a ton by watching it repeatedly.

 

[dr.freelord]

Go rent Feeders 1 and 2...The most horrid special effects in a movie...ever

 

[Bronzer]

You're right Mechagodzilla, now that I think about it, there was a strange and subtle surrealness to it. I will give this film a re-look, and be more open to its campiness and off center plot. I have enjoyed the actor Michael Gambon since Turtle Diary over the years.

 

[Viperidae]

Battlefield Earth anyone? Throughout the entire movie I felt like Barry Pepper did when he lost his respirator: dying a slow, painful death.

 

[PoeticRocker]

I thought toys was a great, fun film.

 

[colson]

Popeye
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Agreed! I watched that movie [Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band) last summer because it was on t.v. and thought the beatles were gonna be in it (because thats one of their songs) to find out the Bee-Gees were in it! That was mistake number 1. The whole story was really horrible as well.

 

[colson]

I thought his name was Ben Asslick?

The worst movie ever for me got to be... Tail Sting!

HAhaha. Agreed. I've only seen 1 ok Ben Affleck movie and that was reindeer games.

 

[Razor]

Battlefield Earth anyone? Throughout the entire movie I felt like Barry Pepper did when he lost his respirator: dying a slow, painful death.

I thought it was pretty amazing how a bunch of cave men learned to fly a harrier jumpjet better then 95% of the Raf in 2 weeks :dozey:.

Anyone who says Kill Bill 1 and 2 is great is only saying that because they got some wrong impression from some where that it's cool to like Quentin Tarrintino movies. If you removed the violence from both movies, the whole movie would just be static.

 

[Recoil]

If you removed the violence from both movies, the whole movie would just be static.

Uhm... so? If you remove all the violence from Saving Private Ryan the whole movie would be pretty static too... what you're saying is pretty... dumb

 

[Incitatus]

Kill Bill 1 wasn't that good, tarantino has definately done a lot better (that's my opinion only because I prefer good acting and good dialog to great cinematography). Kill Bill 2 was much better. better and more dialog and better acting

 

[thorvale the red]

You Got Served (that was funny actually, especially the title)
Drumline (wasn't HORRIBLE, but I only like the ending really)
Mr. Holland's Opus (sucked all around)
Sister Act Movies (would rather watch fish porn)
...basically any gay music-themed movie out there. I'm mre of a comedy movie guy.

 

[FaultySanity]

I forogot the name, but it was this movie about a computer virus that could talk and had a face made of binary code. Then it started making toasters and cell phones attack humans. It was the worst movie i have ever seen.

 

[DeusExMachina]

I forogot the name, but it was this movie about a computer virus that could talk and had a face made of binary code. Then it started making toasters and cell phones attack humans. It was the worst movie i have ever seen.

lol yes ghost in the machine. that movie sucked horribly.

 

[Razor]

I forogot the name, but it was this movie about a computer virus that could talk and had a face made of binary code. Then it started making toasters and cell phones attack humans. It was the worst movie i have ever seen.

Was it the one with Mariana Sirtis in it, Deanna Troi from Star Trek? and she wrote a computer virus on a gameboy?

 

[Razor]

Uhm... so? If you remove all the violence from Saving Private Ryan the whole movie would be pretty static too... what you're saying is pretty... dumb

You still end up with a platoons adventure through France to try to save a single brother. It would be exciting if it had violence in, it would of been exciting if the Germans just shouted obscenities at them all through the movie.

 

[Lucid]

Wow...I can't believe no one said this yet...
The worst movie sequel ever created...
Starship Troopers 2.
Not even the nude scenes saved it.
You could see the light-bulb flashing in the guns...
The acting was so bad it made school-plays look like works of Shakespeare.
It was so damn bad. ugh.
I broke the dvds in half afterwards.

 

[Direwolf]

I just saw some of Jason X last night. Definitly my new candidate.

 

[Reginald]

Christmas with the Kranks. Relatively new. Worst movie that has ever "graced" our screens.