Your funniest sex moment

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Raise your hand if you've met a girl that likes bukkake.

/raise
 
This thread almost makes me sad that I have a girlfriend and can't do a whole bunch of different girls.

Then again, we had sex outside last night, and to my understanding we came very close to getting attacked by a raccoon, and I'm pretty sure the person whose backyard it was was awake. I mean that's pretty awesome.
 
Stigmata said:
This thread almost makes me sad that I have a girlfriend and can't do a whole bunch of different girls.

Then again, we had sex outside last night, and to my understanding we came very close to getting attacked by a raccoon, and I'm pretty sure the person whose backyard it was was awake. I mean that's pretty awesome.
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The good thing about that is they can be wide awake, you'll never get caught. The lights on inside will make it near impossible for them to see outside in the dark. So you can screw without worry about being seen. And if you ARE seen, the worst that will happen is he says he's calling the cops, or he'll watch...no harm done.

Sex outside is a +. In parks is the best.
 
Cyberpitz - HL2.net's sexpert.
 
Hahahaha, don't worry, she's very rational about this stuff. I know, I know, it sounds like I'm a dirty liar, but she's almost... logical, you know?

By a woman's standard anyway.

:p
 
Stigmata said:
Hahahaha, don't worry, she's very rational about this stuff. I know, I know, it sounds like I'm a dirty liar, but she's almost... logical, you know?

By a woman's standard anyway.

:p
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Now if only she was into three somes with other girls....Unless you're like me, then you will just feel awkward while doing it. But hell, no harm giving it a shot. "Try everything once" I say!
 
CyberPitz said:
Now if only she was into three somes with other girls....Unless you're like me, then you will just feel awkward while doing it. But hell, no harm giving it a shot. "Try everything once" I say!
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damn it pitz where do you find these girls ????
 
Alright, but I'm not paying for the plane tickets OR the hotel room.
 
this is not a sex story but i had a female doctor for a medical check up today cuz of the car accident yesterday i was involved in . she had to check my balls to see if they are alright. so she puts on her glove and she told me to unbuckle my pants. i was like 'oh yeah!'. i buckled and she reached into my pants and then started to squeeze my balls really hard. i nearly popped a woody cuz i haven had a hot doctor touch my balls. and she said ' ok, you are fine'. i wanted to say 'u are a fine milf' cuz she has 2 kids and shes too hot to be a doctor. i felt so uncomfortable after that when i started walking. it still hurts now.
 
hneaz said:
this is not a sex story but i had a female doctor for a medical check up today cuz of the car accident yesterday i was involved in . she had to check my balls to see if they are alright. so she puts on her glove and she told me to unbuckle my pants. i was like 'oh yeah!'. i buckled and she reached into my pants and then started to squeeze my balls really hard. i nearly popped a woody cuz i haven had a hot doctor touch my balls. and she said ' ok, you are fine'. i wanted to say 'u are a fine milf' cuz she has 2 kids and shes too hot to be a doctor. i felt so uncomfortable after that when i started walking. it still hurts now.
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...wow


mastag:actually thats the kind of story i wouldn't tell people.
 
hard to believe but its true...

also, i doubt most stories here are true.
 
hneaz said:
hard to believe but its true...

also, i doubt most stories here are true.
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That's a pretty wild accusation. Why would you say that? Are you saying, since we visit a video game forum regularly, and talk with people, there is NO way we could have sex stories? I mean, for the love of god, alot of us ARE sexually active. I guess whether you believe it or not is your own choice, since we all know the truth.
 
My friend told me his nails got so long that when he scratched his balls, they bleed a little.

I was eating at the time. :|
 
PsychoFreak said:
My friend told me his nails got so long that when he scratched his balls, they bleed a little.

I was eating at the time. :|
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That doesn't bother me. Then again, been there/done that. Hurts for a week afterwards.
 
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That doesn't bother me. Then again, been there/done that. Hurts for a week afterwards.
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Is this "cutting your balls with your nails" a common issue ? I've never heard of anyone doing that untill now...
 
WacK said:
Is this "cutting your balls with your nails" a common issue ? I've never heard of anyone doing that untill now...
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Not common. But when you have some long nails, and you aren't used to it, and you get a massive itch, the ones where you gotta dig at good...you forget the nails, go into it hard, WHOOPS!
 
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