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I will give up sigarettes too. But maybe if I just cut down, I've been smoking a little too much lately. :rolling:

Mr. Lombardi why are you not wearing any pants?

I love SUSHI!!!!!!!!!! Also known as sashimi or Dead Raw Fish.:bounce:

Your English is understandable. Although humorously constructed. :cheese: Try to edit the post, so you can change the spelling. ---In any case many things about HL remain a mystery, that's why we're all sitting here like a bunch of hungry puppies, waiting for the sequel. :farmer:

Haa in 20 years hopefully we'll have Half Life 3. :laugh:

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a maxed out laptop is ok for games. I've always used one. But it has to be maxed out.

If he is becoming a dictator, at least he's being honest about it. I wish they would drop all the BS democracy song and danc ehere in the states and just announce "haa suckers, your stinkin votes don't matter" would save us alot of time and energy.

Oh I feel like that all the time.... is that not normal???

There would be only one way for Humans to beat the apes: Throw butt crabs at the!!!! Do it ! Do it for your future!!!!!

Haaa.. How NOT to propose to a woman, unless of course you want to be humiliated in front of 10,000 people. Guys, just stick with the romantic candle light dinner. In my case I'll probably have to ply her with copious alchohol and subliminal messages. ...oh for love.

OK I don't remember where I heard this but there is supposed to be a new HL2 enemy: The Butt Crab! :O It latches on to your butt and you can't sit down, instead you walk around yelling "there's a crab on my arse!" and flail at it, smacking your own butt while yelling "who's your daddy...

Well we all want peace, but we keep voting for charismatic psycopaths, so what do you expect. :borg:

No they just moved the minimum age from 73 to 89. :sniper:

Finnish snipers did just fine whooping the Red army back in the day. :thumbs:

Actually I think:

Well let's see. A 9mm bullet is about the size of a pen cap (but half the length) It travels at 1100 to 1500 feet per second. Has a force of 300 to 400 lbs. of energy when it hits. (depending on your distance from the muzzle) This means that 400 lbs are concentrated in the frontal area...

Glad I could amuse. :P :laugh: :p :cheese:

I'm going for Ant Lion Guard. :cool:

I have every confidence in you, my good man. Have you checked out my 404 message.... I'm quite fond of it. Cheerio.