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    New Legend of Zelda details apparently confirmed

    Exciting times, wonder if with all this jiggling around of the classic forumla they'll give Link a makeover.
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    OH GOD PLEASE HELP **** ME ****ADUCK

    I've heard that rubbing cheese and fish all over yourself cures pretty much any dick pain, I think science proved it a few years ago.
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    London unveils Olympic Mascots: giant condoms with eyes

    I dont understand why one looks angry and one looks terrified, perhaps rape is impending.
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    Red Dead Redemption Official Thread

    I like how you can hunt and skin animals, but I'm wondering what you leave after you finish skinning something, a big hunk of bloody bear?
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    LET US DISCUSS BEARDS.

    Straggly facial hair freaks me out, if your beard isn't constant and thick then dont bother with it, you just look like a rapist of small animals.
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    Grandmom (72) having child with her grandson.

    I bet she's got a vagina like a wizards sleeve, I can see the appeal.
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    Summer Europe Trip

    Not to mention the blistering heat causing crippling dehydration, and the roaming gangs of dogs that looked ever so clean and undiseased. Although that said the local beer was the best we tasted in europe, I could definately go for some more Mythos.
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    Team Fortress 2 Update Released

    Thank zombie jesus for the reduced burn time, I always thought it went on a little long.
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    What do you do if...

    Start wearing a leather jacket and acting like you don't like her if she starts trying to talk to you, then treat her mean, it always works out well in the films/tvshows/reallife
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    Singularity

    Looks pretty browny grey to me, always get bored of the environments when it's browny grey.
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    Attention Nose Pickers: Keep on Pickin

    It's only a matter of time before someone announces the benefits of eating your own poop, no wonder I always feel so healthy.
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    New Silent Hill game is a FPS

    Having FPS could be interesting, things sneaking up behind you and whatnot, add some more tension to the game, then again could be awful.
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    Icelandic volcano ****s up Northern European air traffic

    Duck and cover? The only way to safely avoid a volcano.
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    FF13

    This new one looks strange and confusing, I frown upon such things. I have enjoyed many a FF game but this whole linear path and boring battle system sounds more like an effort than an enjoyable game.
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    All Commandos Games €5/$5 now on Steam

    Playing Commandos 2 for the first time and damn if it doesn't require alot of quick save quick loading, such slow agonising yet strangely satisfying fun.
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    Hey guys, they're making a new XCOM!

    Ehhhh FPS for X-Com is not a winning combination. Who knows, could be good maybe? Perhaps? Probably not? Yeahhh probably not.
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    A you does a smoke?

    I'm too poor to smoke, not that I would want to anyways. Had an ex who smoked and it was fairly annoying, always having to go outside and smoke or borrow money for smoking, waste of health and money so far as I see it.
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    The Portal Dilemna. would you hit it?

    It certainly is every mans secret desire to piss in his own mouth. If I had a portal gun I'd never go thirsty again, mmm good.
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    Mount and Blade Warband unlocks today on steam

    I did enjoy the first one but I agree this expansion isn't really expanding anything. Will definately pick it up for cheap anyways.
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    Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions

    Looks pretty cool, I'll put my hat of anticipation on, but ready the hat of dissapointment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6TJ-pt4aTU&feature=player_embedded
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