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Burger King ownzors the boxxors off McDonalds. All hail to the Whopper!

Yeah! And Gabe Newell killed Kennedy! It's hilarious that there's still people judging the final build of the game by a beta that's even older than the E3 demo...I thought those people were already enlightened by now.

A crowbar is a cafe for birds...

Barbie the Biatch... Children these days are starting to explore their body at a younger and younger age, mostly due to things as Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and so forth that they see on MTV. The main problem is however that although their physical state is changing, their emotional...

That's one good piece of text. I think in these kind of games controls as in Splinter Cell are a requirement. You can use one key for several purposes and climbing goes automatic when near a ladder/pipe.

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

They're erupting every 3 seconds, not 8 hours!

Parental Advisory, Explicit lyrics... // There once was a lady named Lill Who tried Dynamite for a thrill They found her vagina In north Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil There was a young slurry named Maurie Who fancied a root in a quarry She lay on her back And opened her...

The only thing that the beta does is basically spoiling the game for you. Which is exactly why I haven't downloaded it and won't download it either. It's also an old and buggy build anyways.

2873278491293. Why is chatting on the internet called chatting, and writing on the internet writing?

The only difference between Valve and the hacker is that the former made a mistake and the latter made a mistake on purpose. Add to that that making that kind of mistakes on purpose is illegal and you got the reason why Anonymous is in fact the problem. No hacker, no problem.

That means that the infinity of human's stupidity is also growing at all times...

2873278491283. Would you still have broken the vase if I hadn't told you so?

I don't stuff and neither fold it. Cool huh.

My brother got the unofficial Day One demo with a Thrustmaster Fragmaster type-of-thing. A few years ago a purchased Generation along with Blue-Shift...

The buttsexcors one is bloody hilarious...

You seem to have forgotten about that fact that Valve playtests the game..

Ain't it just cool...

Half Life: The Syndicate

The stealth of Splinter Cell The interactivity from GTA3/Vice City The physics from Half Life 2 End product: Splinter Cell: Beyond Phoenix